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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

News (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

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Talkdown: Harry Potter

News (Liquid Generation) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:24:22 GMT

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

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American Idol Hates Gays

News (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 21 May 2009 18:38:12 GMT

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

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Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

News (Liquid Generation) — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:06:09 GMT

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

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Megan Fox Is Foxy

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:24:11 GMT

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

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Holiday Savings Tips

News (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:23:33 GMT

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

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Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

News (Liquid Generation) — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:18:07 GMT

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

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Obama or McCain?

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:57:25 GMT

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

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Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

News (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:07:56 GMT

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

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I Can't Afford Gas

News (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:35:09 GMT

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

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Batman Is Rich!

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:38:10 GMT

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

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I Got An iPhone!

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:42:57 GMT

Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

News (Liquid Generation) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:01:11 GMT

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

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Amy Winehouse Is Racist

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:45:44 GMT

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

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American Idol Is Finally Over!

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 23 May 2008 18:14:28 GMT

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

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Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:57:15 GMT

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

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American Idol Is Fake!

News (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:55:07 GMT

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

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Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:45:03 GMT

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

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Perez Hilton Should Die

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:26:07 GMT

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

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Richie Sambora Is Drunk

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:24:07 GMT

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:22:18 GMT

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

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Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

News (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:16:45 GMT

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

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Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

News (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:48:31 GMT

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

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Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

News (Liquid Generation) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:53:09 GMT

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

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Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

News (Liquid Generation) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:04:59 GMT

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

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Vote For Me 2008!

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:33:04 GMT

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

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Apology To Heath Ledger Fans

News (Liquid Generation) — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:59:57 GMT

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

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Heath Ledger Is Dead

News (Liquid Generation) — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:33:01 GMT

Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!

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Britney Spears Found Jesus

News (Liquid Generation) — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:52:14 GMT

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

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Jessica Alba's Preggers!

News (Liquid Generation) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:21:36 GMT

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:17:15 GMT

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

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Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:13:08 GMT

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

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Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:48:19 GMT

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

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Britney Spears Has ADD

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:24:25 GMT

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

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Talkdown: Vishnu Eats Babies

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:24:22 GMT

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

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Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:34:27 GMT

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

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Talkdown: Gay Dumbledore

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 18:15:27 GMT

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

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Britney Spears Can't Hear You

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:35:03 GMT

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

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Talkdown: Interview With Radiohead

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:05:40 GMT

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*

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Interview With Britney's Kids

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 20:12:47 GMT

This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?

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Talkdown: Oscar De La Hoya

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:32:23 GMT

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

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OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:44:36 GMT

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

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Chris Crocker's Cousin

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:27:58 GMT

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

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Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:19:59 GMT

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

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Talkdown: Hayden Panettiere

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:29:26 GMT

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!

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Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

News (Liquid Generation) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:40:54 GMT

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

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Talkdown: Britney Spears' Mom

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:43:12 GMT

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

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SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

News (Liquid Generation) — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:28:55 GMT

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

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Talkdown: Lindsay Lohan

News (Liquid Generation) — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:44:44 GMT

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!

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SMN: The Beckhams In America

News (Liquid Generation) — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:04:25 GMT

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

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