This guy is sick of being asked to vote on bills without given time to read them and I don't blame him! Nice to know someone in congress is passionate about trying to keep things fair. What I don't understand is why no one around him seems to have any sort of reaction! Are they all on quaaludes???

Kinda unbelievable, but Ellen proves it's real in the end. If only she could spit some flo... (besides, "you're so pretty it's like looking in the mirror!)

Well she's got the lack of ability to answer questions or make sense that seems to be desirable in today's beauty queens... What do you think was running through her head?

Oh she's got the spirit alright!

There's really no way to bow out of this one gracefully. Maybe they should have practiced more? Or used super glue. Bet this woke up any church goers snoozing in the back row!

Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.