Sumo wrestlers eat their lightsabers after every meal.
With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!
Chad Vader has a hard time gaining his employees respect. It's like that show "10 Items or Less" but funny.
Watching stormtroopers perform the Star Wars theme song has always been a fantasy of mine. Finally, some 3D artist has made this fantasy a reality.
When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!