Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.
Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.
Before you pass judgement on the King of Pop, you might want to ask yourself: Which Michael Jackson Are You?
Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.
The following phone conversation was secretly recording between Michael Jackson and his young accuser.
This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!
We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)
Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.
Squeaky voiced man-children of the past and present collide when MJ gives San J a ring in the latest installment of LG’s mind blowing phone tap series.
Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.
So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.
What's wrong with the skin between Janet's boobs? Looks like some implants are pulling at it a little too much!
Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.
Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.