I admit it, I am 100% Team Google.
This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.
We dig this guy's passion and enthusiasm. The only thing is, a quick Google search yielded no evidence that salt actually kills flies, slugs and snails yes, but no word on flies. Also, this guy may wanna stop shooting flies off his food or he's gonna have some salty jello, cheetos, and possibly some high cholesterol.