One of the saddest things I've seen lately.
Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!
See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.
Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!
This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!
The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.
In theaters 11-2-07. In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country in the coffins of soldiers returning from the Vietnam War.
Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.
Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.
Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!
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