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Paris Lies

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 29 2007

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.


 
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Paris Lies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 29 2007

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.




 
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Paris OWNED

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2007

Paris gets owned in a really Disco way! Warning: may cause seizures!




 
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Paris Nippleton

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2007

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.




 
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Paris Parties

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2007

Paris parties with her mud flaps flappin'. GROSS!




 
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Paris Hilton Interviews Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 17 2006

LG has scored an exclusive interview with Paris Hilton. In the video she interviews none other than – PARIS HILTON! She’d make Barbara Walters proud.




 
 
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Paris Escapes

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 26 2007

Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!




 
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Paris vs New York

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 26 2011

With a bit of London.




 
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Paris is an Alien

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

Paris Hilton donned this ensemble willingly. Shudder.




 
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Paris Hiltons Retard Face

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2009

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.




 
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Paris Hilton In Paris Prison Blues

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2007

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”




 
 
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PARIS goes to PRISON

By: LG Staff
Date: May 4 2007

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!




 
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How Paris Hilton Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2003

Paris Hilton is the world’s most famous non-celebrity amateur porn star. She is beautiful, rich and gorgeously anorexic. How Paris Hilton are you?




 
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Christmas In Paris

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2006

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.




 
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Paris Hilton Car Wash

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.




 
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Paris Hooking Up with Paris

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2007

While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!




 
 
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Paris Enemy Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2007

The boobs of the girls who hate Paris Hilton – unite!




 
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Letterman vs Paris

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 1 2007

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.




 
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Paris Hilton Yellow Pages

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.




 
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Paris Hiltons Car Crash

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 11 2005

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!




 
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Paris Hilton Sex Tape

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2006

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.




 
 
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Paris Hilton Nip Slip

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 24 2006

There's a first. Paris acting like a drunken slut. Again.




 
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Paris Letter from Prison

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 20 2007

Paris is a prison pen pal! How nice!




 
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Lindsay Paris Hit Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 30 2006

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)




 
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Paris Reads

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 10 2006

"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!




 
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Paris Showers Outdoors

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2007

Paris Hilton was spotted washing off at a Bondi Beach outdoor shower recently. Those onlookers' expressions are priceless.