On Canadian Idol, apparently if you fart during your audition, you're in!
Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!
So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.
See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.
This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!
The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.
Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!
Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.
Taylor Hicks is the new American Idol, but don’t you think he’s just a little, we don’t know, average?
TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.
Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.
CNN anchorman Glenn Beck discusses nudie pics and American Idol, then harasses the US Weekly staffer he' interviewing.
Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.
Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.