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Farting Idol

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Dec 8 2006

On Canadian Idol, apparently if you fart during your audition, you're in!


 
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Farting Idol

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 8 2006

On Canadian Idol, apparently if you fart during your audition, you're in!




 
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American Idol Hates Gays

By: LG Staff
Date: May 21 2009

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!




 
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American Idol Punch Out

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2008

It's your turn to beat the crap out of those judges from American Idol.




 
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Bulgarian Idol Rules

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 19 2008

So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.




 
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Hollywood American Idol

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 4 2005

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.




 
 
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Moving American Idol Audition

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2011

One of the saddest things I've seen lately.




 
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American Idol Is Fake

By: LG Staff
Date: May 1 2008

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!




 
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Dance Dance American Idol

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 24 2006

This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!




 
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American Idol Freak

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 25 2007

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.




 
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American Idol Is Finally Over

By: LG Staff
Date: May 23 2008

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.




 
 
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American Idol 2010 Reaction

By: LG Staff
Date: May 27 2010

Old fat ladies who don't wear any bras take this stuff too seriously, dude.




 
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Bat Mitzvah Idol

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 10 2008

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.




 
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Is American Idol Scripted

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 30 2008

Or does Paula have a Flux Capacitor?




 
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Celebrity American Idol

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 25 2003

Coming this Fall: See what happens when celebrities…sing?




 
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Simon Outs Ryan on American Idol

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2007

Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!




 
 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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News American Idols Little Exorcist

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 23 2007

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!




 
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Popeyes Tribute To Sanjaya

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 20 2007

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.




 
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You Are Average

By: LG Staff
Date: May 26 2006

Taylor Hicks is the new American Idol, but don’t you think he’s just a little, we don’t know, average?




 
 
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Paula Abdul Drunk On The Job

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 16 2007

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.




 
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News Simon Cowell Heartless Bastard

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 20 2007

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.




 
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CNN Anchorman Sexually Harasses Interviewee

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 6 2007

CNN anchorman Glenn Beck discusses nudie pics and American Idol, then harasses the US Weekly staffer he' interviewing.




 
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Paula Abdul Talks Crazy On Iraq

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.




 
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Simon Cowell Learns Brits Suck Too

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2007

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.