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Motly Cruise

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Apr 12 2007

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.


 
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Motly Cruise

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 12 2007

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.




 
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Message To Tom Cruise

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 26 2008

The hacker group Anonymous wants to destroy Tom Cruise now.




 
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Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 28 2008

When Tom Cruise gets crazy, he gets angry. And when Tom gets angry, he kills Oprah.




 
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Tom Cruise Is White

By: LG Staff
Date: May 5 2006

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!




 
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Oprah Grills Cruise

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 17 2006

A video mashup of Tom Cruise being smacked down by Oprah. Oh how we love us some mashups!




 
 
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Tom Cruise What is Scientology

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 16 2008

Let Tom Cruise tell you all about Scientology, Xenu and how you can give yourself a free auditing test!




 
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Cruise Liner Hits Rough Waters

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 8 2010

I'd be running around screaming about 'The Poseidon Adventure' and the end of days.




 
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Stupid Movie Quiz Tom Cruise

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 21 2003

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.




 
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Suri Cruise 20 Years Later

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 4 2007

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.




 
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The Real Tom Cruise

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2007

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.




 
 
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Tom Cruise Scientology Video The Essentials

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 16 2008

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.




 
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Craig Ferguson on Tom Cruise

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2008

Craig Ferguson made the bold move to mock Tom Cruise's Scientology scandal, he should probably have someone else start his car for a while.




 
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Tom Cruise Tries To Fix It All With Bears

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 22 2008

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.




 
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Suri Cruise Has Something For You

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2008

And you can shove it where the sun don't shine.




 
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Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!




 
 
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Tom Cruise Scientology in 2 Minutes

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 14 2008

Get your KSW up to speed so you can spot all the SPs trying to keep LRH down and your Thetan count up.




 
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing Candy Shop

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2008

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.




 
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Tom Cruise is Two Steps Above The Rest

By: LG Staff
Date: May 6 2008

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Tom Cruise Goes Mental

By: LG Staff
Date: May 27 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Tom Cruise Likes Women Not

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 6 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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David Spade Talks Suri

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 21 2006

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.




 
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Katie Holmes Is A Giant

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 19 2008

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.




 
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Crank Dat Scientolja Boy

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2008

Tom Cruise even crazier! Hip hop like you’ve never wanted to hear it!




 
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Katie Holmes Turns On The Lights

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2008

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.