DID yoU SEe M3 ON AMERICAN IDOL LAST NIGHT!?!@!
Yoooooooooooooo.....what's up friends! Paula Abdul here and this is my blog!!!!! Aren't you excited? After 10 years on American Idol I finally have my own place to talk to my fans...the people i love and trust and love more than anyone in the whole entire world!
I LUVVVVVV YOU GUYS!!!!!!! AND I LOVE BEING PART OF THE BLOGGING COMMUNITY!!!!!!
I want to reach out to all of you guys, because you're all SO SPECIAL TO ME! EACH ONE OF YOU BLOGGERS OUT THERE HAS A PLACE IN MY HEART. BY BEING PART OF YOUR COMMUNITY I HOPE THAT WE CAN BE FRIENDS AND HAVE GOOD DISCUSSIONS ABOUT AMERICAN IDOLLLLLLL!
Now before we talk about last night I just want to thank you all for coming to my blog. I LOVE YOU ALL! YOU'RE ALL SO SPECIALLLL TO ME? And to those of you haters out there who keep on saying that I am drunk during the broadcasts of American Idol, shut up.
JUST SHUT UP! I AM SO NOT ON ALCOHOL DURING AMERICAN IDOL!!!! If you really want to know why I seem aloof sometimes, it's because I like taking prescription drugs. I love superscription drugs. Prescription drugs love me. They've done a lot of good for me these last few years as I've battled depression, addiction to alcohol (I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC BUT NOT ANYMORE!!), and other various diseases -- and yes --- THAT'S WHY PEOPLE TAKE PILLS IT'S TO FIGHT DISEASES!!! NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO GET HIGH, BUT THAT'S NICE TOO, PILLS JUST HELP MEE LIVE MY LIFFEEE!!!
It's my hope that I'll be able to tell you about some of my success and problems with prescription drugs, as I am kind of an expert in this areana. SO STICK AROUND! I LOVE YOU!!!!
So about last night's American Idol...
Let me just say that I am so proud of all the guys last night who performed. They are SO MUCH BETTER than last week's group of guys. It's like they came to the stage and wanted it! THEY WANTED IT!!!
That mexican guy AJ Tabaldo did an AMAZING version of "I put a spell on you!" by some singer whose name I forget right now. And that fat guy with the curly hair? HE IS MY HERO! I just couldn't believe how hot his girlfriend is. This guy's like three hundred pounds and his girlfriend looks like a model! Well, good for you Chris Sligh! Many people are doubting your chubby cheeks and curly head of pubic hair, but NOT ME! I LOVE YOU AND YOUR PERSONALITY! YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA VERY HAPPY!!!
That beatboxing guy was pretty amazing too. I have no idea how people move their lips like that and get those sound out of their body, but good for you Blake Lewis! You were just amazing! I loved every second of your performance! YOU MAKE ME SOOO HAPPY! I LOVE! I LOVE I LOVE YOU!
As for some of the other singers last night, they were all so very amazing. I'm going to go out on a limp here and say that American Idol isn't going to have one winner this year, IT'S GOING TO HAVE 20 WINNERS! AND IF THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE DUE TO THE RULES OF THE COMPETITION THEN I'M GONNA SAY THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE TWENTY WINNER IN M Y HEART!!Q
HOW EXCITED ARE YOU FOR TONIGHTS IDOL WITH THE GIRLS? I am so excited because I love them all!@ And I love all of you!
SEE YOU SOON! I LOVE YOU ALL, BLOG READERS! AND I AM SO HAPPY TO BE APART OF YOUR COMMUNITY!
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