Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
Wow. Where to start. Big weekend. Crazy weekend. A weekend I'm sure i'm not going to want to have again for as long as I totally live.
FYI FOR THE RECORD THIS IS NOT MY ROO0M IT IS FAKE. THESE PEOPLE ARE BUTT-BITTING LIES AND THIS NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET....
I didn't intend to restart this blog again. I thought it was dead, and maybe it still is -- alive dead -- just like my feelings for my dad, my career and just about everything I've ever known these past few years. Yeah, it's been hard.
Yes, I might stop doing drugs. I might throw in the toll. Someone close to you dies and a lot of things go thru your head. I don't want to be rolled out of a loft in a body bag, live on TMZ.
Yes, I'm a drug addict. Love, sex, rock n' roll. Cocaine. Grey Goose. Penis.
Love it all. Love it. Love it. Love it.
A lot of you are saying I'm gonna be next. Or Britney. Or Winehouse. We're wastes you say....but you have no idea.
The funny part is we're going to outlive you all. It's the quiet ones that die. The ones you'd never expect. That's the fun part about being a celebrity. You realize how stupid the general population is.
Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am kinda ashamed. I broke the law, snorted some drugs, drove drunk, flashed my privates, chased one of my assistants through Santa Monica in a fit of rage, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than my dad and mom. My little sister is also to blame. She's a showoff. But I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.
I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Charlie Sheen Nick Noltie, Babyshambles...these are my rehab heroes. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.
The popo is not going to charge me with shoving cocaine up my nose, at least for that time that i crashed my car into a tree.