LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

It's time to celebrate....

The popo is not going to charge me with shoving cocaine up my nose, at least for that time that i crashed my car into a tree.

As I result, today I am celebrating here in Utah. My rehabilitation mates and I are throwing down, sober-style in the social room. You're invited as long as you're already here, or come during visiting hours.

And to that paparazzoozo who's trying to take pictures of me from across the street:

Hayden Panetteireieree just turned 18, go bother her for awhile.

xoxox

Lindsay Lohan

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