LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

LIFE'S A BEACH!

Yesterday afternoon was a lot of fun for a change. The idiots here actually let us leave rehab and go to the beach. I love Promises! You pay them lots of money and they let you do whatever you want!







People were totally cool to me while I was at the beach. They were wishing me well and everything, and not asking for too many autographs. One thing that people doing realize about being a celebrity: signing autographs is like the biggest pain in the ASS! Usually the people asking for them are annoying tourists (and lots of fat little girls). Nobody that's actually FROM LA would ever ask a celeb for an autograph, so usually it's not that bad. But we were at the beach so, ya know. TOURIST CITY!



Speaking of fatass, damn I gotta cut down on the carbs. Look at my stomach! BRRRRRRRRRR!







My gut is HUGE!!!!!



4 Comments:

At 8:08 PM, Jenny said...

yes your gut is sooooo huge! mine is flatter than yours. you also have flabby arms and thighs. work harder to get back your shape!

 
At 1:38 PM, Anonymous said...

THOSE FAT LITTLE GIRLS ARE YOUR FANS....AND FANS ARE WHAT MAKE YOU A CELEBRITY...YOU DOPE SICK BITCH

 
At 8:36 AM, Anonymous said...

Dear LL,
You soooo should stop what you are doing. Ppl are being dope heads if they think your fat! You are the stupidest girl a have ever seen so far. You are sooo skinny. Did you know, that you saying you have to diet when your as skinny as people want to be(your normal sexy way, no diet)makes more, perfect looking girls think they must diet. Most of them die! And it's because of what you say and do! My sis almost killed herself because she thought she was fat! And it was because of ppl like you saying that they're fat. When really, they aren't even close. I can't believe I thought you were my hero. I'm a redhead too. I was sooo mad when you died your hair! There are very little natural redheads in the world. So more ppl say we are ugly and should die our hair. I think, god made you who you re. So stick with and suck a thumb. I really don't care anymore.

 
At 2:47 PM, Tori "Tiny" Mutch said...

Lindsey, you look pretty! if this was like an add on TV i would buy that bathing suit! but you look a little big dear, cut down on the tacos. just kidding. check out my blog dear. yes i copyed a bit from you, but its coming along really good.

 

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