Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
5 Comments:
hello I am French and I am called roxane I will like to be in liaison with you to have council I am pro ana, I messure 1,55m for 39 kilos. veiled my address msn ROXANE_37@HOTMAIL.FR and my ana-land.xooit.com forum and to afflict for my English.
You look incredible! You inspire me to stop eating and give me that exrta help I need to look just like you!
Oh Lindsay! Go back to your old ways, please! Be a role model for us fat asses to look up to! I gained a pound over the weekend - I'm ashamed to say I weigh 106 pounds again... after all that coke-snorting and throwing up.
Since I found out on Monday, I've been eating nothing! That is until I feel like I'm about to faint, then I have a Tic-Tac, nothing more.
For the love of Ally McBeal, I'm begging you! Us fat bitches need your guidance, provide us with your spiritual strength, specially in times when we feel like we could eat a whole cow.
Much Love & even more Laxatives,
Mauuuuu!
PS: Go snort some nose candy or I'll convert to Hilary Duff's fan base. Seriously. It seems like she also knows a trick or two to lose weight.
Lindsay do u really still take drugs? like cocaine and weed? is that how u keep being skinny? it's very unhealthy, and u know your internal organs are probably greatly damaged because of ur comsumption of alcohol and drugs. your metabolism is prolly very slow as well because of anorexia.
honestly i think u look better now becasue u dont look anorexic anymore. but blonde hair doesn't suit u very well, dark or red hair is bettet for u!
of course she still does drugs, Jenny! don't be soooo naive.
If you want to get skinny don't smoke weed. That stuff makes you eat. Cocaine is best if you wanna loose the pounds.
just an fyi.
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