DEAR MORGAN CREEP FREAKING DOUCHE BAG
Dearest Morgan Creep Executive,
I don't know what to say about your recent letter that was hand delivered to my current residency in the John Bulsushi Suite at The Shato Marmont in Hollywood. How dare you say that I'm acting like a spoiled little brat for not showing up for work? How dare you say that I'm acting incourteious to the other actresses in the movie? Do you not realize that it was as hot as a sweaty buck crack this week? Do you like it when your the hair on your talent looks like a wet pair of boxers that have been collecting ball sweat all day? I don't think so. I was not partying like you wrote...I was inside my suite....sick as a dog from all the heat! It is HOT out there! Do I need to repeat myself because I think I just did because it's SO FREAKING HOT OUTSIDE!!!!
And you know what..Mr. Morgan Creep. I think YOUR BEING a spoiled brat. "OH LOOK AT ME! I'M MISTER STUDIO EXECTUTIVE! I'M 70-YEARS-OLD AND I'M ABOUT TO DIE! MY NUTS ARE SHRIVILED!!! OH I'M SO COOL! WATCH ME MAKE MOVIES!"
I hate you. It's Hollywood Execs like you that make this whole town evil. So what if the talent wants to party because it's so freaking hot outside and she doesn't show up to work and instead chills out and does some drugs. That's what we do. And what should you do? Shut up like the ass-sucking movie exec that you are and treat your talent like Hollywood's ever treated them. Like we're awesome. Because we are...
Love & Laxatives,
LL
24 Comments:
Who does this fat bastard think he is? It is so freaking hot here in CA! You tell that jerk off Linds! You are a god! He should worship you!
Linsey lohan is a fucking slut and she should choke and die
Linsey lohan is a fucking slut and she should choke and die and you sir are not old enough for the internet.
Hi Lindsay! I agree you SO did not deserve to be yelled at! California was a freaking oven last week, I'm glad you decided to play it safe and stay home a couple of days. Anyway, I am your biggest fan Lindsay I saw every movie. Come to San Jose sometime and we'll party!
And btw, can you treat Nicole Richie to dinner sometime? And don't tell her about your emaciation proclamation. Nicole is skinny enough as it is.
Love, Your #1 biggest fan!!!!
Linsey Lohan is as dumb as Paris Hilton. Linsey Lonhan is so dumb, she shoved a battery up her ass, and said, " I got the power!"
same person above, and I am only 11 and I know that.
Lindsay is a little brat. All she does is party and not show up for work. Her career is going down the toliet because she is so full of herself and rude and irresponisble. Even Alicia Silverstone didn't act up that bad and look how quick her career flopped to the bottom with a thud like a heavy turd. Plus, Alicia was prettier. Lindsay better wise up or end up a has been.
LL, but I do agree that criticized ones always reli got some points for others to criticize......
But I do appreciate ur spirit of overthrowing negative comments^^
The end (of her career) is near for the little brat! Maybe she can get a job with Gary Coleman guarding parking lots.
what happened? they didn't kiss your butt like at Disney? Well, disney is over cause you are too old unless you want to play some annoyingly perky little kid's mom. Hey, guess having a face like an old hooker will come in handy afteralls!!! OMG.
lindsey i you did right it's to hot that guy is a butthole
Hiya Lindsay. jus like 2 say im ur biggest fan EVA! lol. People say ur 2 thin but ur my idol! I think u look gr8! Im bulimic too because i h8 my body and im starting a performing arts college in September..AAAHHHHHH! so excited but nervous! I hope to be in a musical sumday!lol Well nyway ur my inspiration and i hope to be as thin as u one day!
Lots of Luv Gem X X X
PS, Watched "just my luck" the other day. Was fkin wkd!! LUVS IT!
Question what the fuck is this fucking Old Guy Talking About and second of All Lindsay Is Cool And So Is Dear WhoEver and Silverstein and whoever this Guy is i would like 2 say LET MOI RIP YOUR FUCKING VAINES OUT AND SHUVE THEM DOWN YOUR FUCKING VIAGRA BOTTLE EVERYONE LINDSAY IS SO FUCKING COOL FUCK WITH HER YOU FUCK WITH ME! THE EMO'S AND GANGSTERS! AND LIL JON IS COOL AS WELL! YAYA WHAT YOKAY!
hey Lindsay, what's up with the new movie and all those bj scene pics posted on the net??
Hey, are you trying to end your career or what? It looks like you're knocking yourself down the hollywood chain faster than Dana Plato on crack. So, now you're doing bj scenes in movies (pratically porn), info commericials (pro active crap) and not showing up for work. Wow, how did you learn to be a idiot. They must have had a marathon on E!Hollywood story about child stars who ruined their fame and you got some pointers, yes?
hey
stop smoking.
still smoking?
my children will go through that womb.
respect it.
I've read all the comments on today... and I can say that those people who judge Lindsay should look in the mirror and make sure they do better than her. Who are you to judge her? I for one will not judge any of you, I won't call you anything as 'idiots' or 'shitheads' or any of such, it's childish.
I don't see why you would want Lindsay should die, I don't understand that anger, and frankly, I think it's senseless, because you don't actually know her.
And another thing, I'm not a crazy fan or anything. I'm just a simple writer.
Anyway what and who I am doesn't matter, I think Ms. Lohan's art speaks for her... and her attitude is certainly caused by the stress... I think it was good to stay indoors, California was sure hot at that time.
Oh, also concerning her career: with that attitude you'll only "encourage her", give the girl a break, will you? She has enough to deal with daily, frankly I don't think she even pays you any attention.
I got the shit you asked for but you won't see gram one of it until you pay me what you owe me, you goofy slut.
Seriously.
Pablo
This is one pathetic website. Why the hell do you bother doing this? What a waste of time. Don't you have anything better to do than fabricate some non-celebrity's blog? What's the point? You're a moron. You obviously have no understanding of eating disorders, either.
You're a fucking idiot.
Yeah! you're back!
Go on girl! And don't be shy gettin' thinner!
Love, Freya
that asshole should leave lindsay alone. he needs her for the movie, she doesnt need him.
OMG!I actually dont know what this site is all about!i mean, do ppl actually think that thats lindsey lohan sayin all those things??like seriously you ppl have to get your brains checked because it doesnt take an idiot to realise that some sad loser made this website to get their own little thrill but wot they dont know(or probably do cause theyre so sick minded)is that it is effecting so many young people!!!! being as skinny as nicole richie,lindsay lohan or any of them other'thinspirations' is unhealthy,unattractive and very pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you dont need to be in any way that thin to be pretty!!!!!get a life and cop on!!
What is wrong with all you people.. #1fan?? shes your idol?? nice role model... now im not here to judge but what shes doing is selfish from my point of view, and needs to open her eyes.. Reality check.. The world dose not revolves around Lindsay Lohan.. It doesn’t matter weather it’s hot or not.. Work is work you have Responsibilities!! It may suite you to stay in your hotel room but think about the people your letting down.. u need to get your Priorities in order, basically if you dnt get you way u crack da shits.. Seriously wht is that.. Take a good look at yourself.. If you go and say that you’re not immature but then go and mimic somebody that’s older and somebody that was obviously depending on you and u let them down, then I think you are the one being immature, have some respect for your elders.. just because your famous duznt mean you own everyone.. and this would be the point were i get immature.. but it’s my opinion.. its good to have self confidence.. but my point of view is that ur a WHITE, Freckly, orange haired bitch, with fish lips and sum ugly ass body, u can get as skinny as u wnt but u aint going to get ani hotter.. Okay.. u need to put sum weight on to make muscles.. to get a nice toned body with a lil bit of definition.. see FAT and EXERSIZE = Muscle = definition = HOT BODY... nah but full on ur ugly get ova urself.. i have my fun every once n a while but i still keep my priorities in order.. My family, my friends, my bf , WORK! N then comes the partying n drugs! U can do both! Trust me... yours sincerely “G head!”
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