LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

You know, I've been watching all this Hurricane Coverage, like we all have, and with all those reports of people not getting a drink of water or anything to eat...I just have to say...what's the BIG FRICKIN' DEAL?

I go, like, DAYS AND WEEK, without eating a single thing. Last winter when I went on my LA SUPER FAST I swear to god that I was pooing air bubbles out of my ass. Nothing feels better. And now I turn on the television and this people are crying about how nobody's delivering them food or water....please people. Over half of you are terribly obese any. I've never seen so many fat people trapped on roofs in my life. I'm kind of wondering with all those people evacuating NOLA, that there wasn't an earthquake to. The stampead should have cause at least a 7.2 on the ricktor scale. And how about those people trapped on the roofs? Why couldn't they just swim away? Or better yet, float their fat asses to higher shore. I'm so sick of fat people waiting for everyone to do something for them...where's the initiative!!!!!!

Despite these people being cry babies, I'm thinking of donating some money. It's the least I can do. But not to the Red Cross. Maybe Jenny Craig. Does she have a Hurricane Relief Fund for All The FatAss On The Roofs Who Can't Escape Because They're Too Freakin' Fat? I hope so. I don't want to have to buy 100,000 Rockin' To The Oldies DVDs.

One thing's for sure, I won't be getting crunked in NOLA any time soon...which is a shame because Tara and I were planning to go there soon and get blitzed-to-the-tits wasted on Margaritas and flash our boobies, or what's left of mine.

How I miss my boobies.

I'll bring'em back for you someday.

-L.LO

114 Comments:

At 10:13 AM, Blogger César said...

Well said girl!

 
At 11:09 AM, Anonymous Mary said...

Sorry 'Lindsay', usually I think you're funny but this comment just takes the cake.

 
At 11:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliantly well put, Lindsay. That hurricane was just God's way of saying fat people will die and drown if they don't lose their weight because obviously they are too fat to swim to safety. I know you've been wondering this too, being skinny and beautiful that you are (although you have been putting on a couple extra pounds, so says US Weekly, i think you need to go back to your poolside crack behavior and lose the weight). Anyways, how on earth can those roof's handle those people, I mean, seriously, if the wind and hurricane can took homes down, i'm sure those fat asses could too. I'm assuming all this toxic water must be from them vomitting, cuz it looks like my toilet bowl after every meal. love and laxatives, xoxo!

 
At 3:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh wow. That really inspired me...Did you see the person on the news who was wading around in the water carrying their toilet paper and chips? That was so freakin' funny! Hah...you're really pathetic.

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous me said...

Man, I usually think you're really funny- but as I still haven't heard from friends down in New Orleans [lolz and their not fat!!] and I'm worried sick about them... I just couldn't enjoy this post very much.

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous me said...

they're* not fat

 
At 4:52 PM, Blogger booger said...

"Lindsay" I think this is a funny post but a lot of people think it is disrespectful. I do think many people enjoyed it but it is a serious issue that you should not laugh at. I think you should throw this post on the waste basket, I don't like to be a party pooper but this is the truth.

 
At 6:25 PM, Anonymous Tara Reid said...

LINDZ!!! GURL, FINALLY U POST SUMTHIN!!! I'VE BEEN DYING TO HEAR FROM YA!!
MSG MY SWAROVSKI DIAMOND ENCRUSTED T-MOBILE SIDEKICK AND WE'LL HIT UP SPIDER CLUB OR SUMETHING OK?
LUV YA BITCH
STARVE THE FAT
-TARA

 
At 7:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love ur page it so funny but people actully died in this its diffrent people dead i mean would u make fun of 9/11

 
At 8:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

look ppl, first of all I'm from argentina... and it's not to be disrespectfull or anythin', but, I think u r too selfconsious, I mean , u think that when something happends to u is like the entire world should be at ur mercy n feeling pity of u... I'm really sorry for the people that dies and stuff, truhfully, but plz don't try to make it sound like it's the only problem the world has... that's just wrong, is as if i denny all of the other problems in the world, and only concentrate on my own's country.... If the person in charge of this blog wants to make fucking fun of this let him, it's his fucking blog and he can do whatver he wants to do with it... so anybody who's sad bout it.... well deal with it... al lot ppl die in the world for worse causes and u don't even care, or worse make fun of it... and don't say u don't cause most of us do.... n since I might have done once.. i won't say anything wrong bout that disaster... but, in my opinion... the world is trying to make aware of how cocky u guys are bieng... you should be more humble than u r... sorry that's just my opinion, and it's nothing personal....

 
At 8:18 PM, Anonymous Lindsay Lohan said...

sup bitches!
Course I'd make fun of 9/11--seriously who wouldn't? I mean they were too fat walk down the stairs.

-L. L.

 
At 10:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO

 
At 11:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is hilarous. You rock, Lindsay. I saw a fat ass who got climbed on a tree branch to safety. they were wearing a mickey mouse t'shirt that was 3 x size and clutching a cat and trying to pick their nose at the same. they had a retarded bowel haircut and gray sweat pants and bad acne. Anyway, when the fat ass got on the tree branch, they sighed with relief because they were safe but then they heard this snapping noise and it broke and then super fat ass went rolling down the river with his arm flapping. the flabby flesh was making a smacking noise like a sound of a seal smacking it's flippers together. yikes! maybe fat dude thought somebody would throw him some fish. he let go of his cat but at least he used his fat roll stomach for a floatation device. hey!

 
At 3:35 AM, Anonymous Aurelia said...

the reason those people got stuck on roofs and stuff is cos they were yoo busy stuffing their fat asses at KFC to bother evacuating.
fat ass cows.

 
At 3:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ASSHOLES NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE!

 
At 5:07 AM, Blogger Jessica "Fatass" Simpson said...

Did anyone notice that all the people down there are ugly. What is the point of saving people like that? They will just reproduce and make more ugly bitches.

LOL to 9/11 comment. so true.

-Jessica "fatass" Simpson

 
At 7:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL Well Lindsay, do u think they are fat coz they are Blacks or what? Are u a racist? Most of them are really poor so I doubt that they are really fat...

 
At 8:43 AM, Blogger LLluvr4lyfe said...

You guys, make her sound so bad
she (Lindsay) is a good,talented,
Actress, and singer.
So i think you should stop talking about her and grow up!
cause' you know damn well if she was any other person who went to regular schools you would be to scared to even breathe something negative about her.

love,
Marissa Sanchez
Rep'n New York
Holla @ cha gurl!

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger LLluvr4lyfe said...

Hey Rejects,
To be more specific 'Lindsay Lohan' what is your problem?
you are like one of the most ignorant people i've eva met
n' i live New York who the hell
thinks it's funny to crack jokes about the 9/11 my aunt died!!!
and what the fuck! were you saying about them bein' 2fat 2 walk down the stairs i've met some of the people who worked there so you shut the hell up now because you don't fucking know anything! the stairs were on fire!
and they were collapsing.

 
At 9:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lindsay can't sing or act. She sucks ass and I'm not surprised that she is saying these things. I think the people in New Orleans would cry if they knew how much Lindsay Lohan hated them and laughed at their fat stomaches as they sat on roof tops with bags of oreos. One person who was a lindsay fan sadly enough, brought his tv up on his porch and tried to plug it into a outlet there and so he could masturbate and watch mean girls but he got electrocuted. awwww..how sad. this is what most fans of lindsay's is like. he died with a pork chop stuck in between his teeth and a hand down his pants. what a tragedy. At least now his tan is darker than lohans thanks to being shocked with electricity. ha.

 
At 3:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD!!!! Plz that's soo not Lindsay Lohan... Se doesn't have the time to write this kind of things (she's too bussy burfing) and besides... quit it with 9/11 LET IT GO... shit happends.... sorry that ur aunt, cat or copymachine died in there... but get real... it's over... u can't be that personal about anything... cause if u r u can't make fun of anything really if u think about it.... it's just silly, take it for what it is A JOKE.... for some it's funny for other not so much, but DEAL WITH IT PPL!!

 
At 3:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think you need to purge some more, your ass is getting bigger.

 
At 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the shit on this site has been as funny as fuck,but this 1 has gone way 2 far.make fun of l.lo sure,but ppl losing their lives.....man come on thats sick!!!

 
At 6:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys r so stupid, that person is an imitation "lindsay". its stupid how that person is trying to make L.Lo look all bad. even though shes not the one saying it

 
At 12:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. You are hilarous. You should donate them some thigh masters instead of water or food. That would kick ass.

 
At 9:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how can anyone here regard the loss of human life through a natural disaster as a joke? It's not funny to see someone carrying the only supplies they have through waist deep dirty dead body infected water. There's a line between humorous jokes, like saying Jessica Simpson is fat, and just plain cruel. How dare anyone make light of the misfortune in the south let alone make jokes out of it.

 
At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems like everyone here needs a hobby instead of trying to think up funny shit that isn't funny, it's just shit.

 
At 10:09 AM, Anonymous Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan said...

Were really humans? Alls I saw were fatasses.

When the stairs were on fire, that should of been incentive to run down em. All them fatasses were just too freakin lazy.

K, lata bitches

 
At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dare you. My mother fell a flight of stairs and killed herself. That isn't funny bitch.

 
At 11:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

but that is

 
At 12:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Lindsay.. You are wise beyond your years. And I miss your boobies, too! Those deflated airbags on your chest just aren't cutting it anymore!

 
At 12:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe you need a reality check girl. Honestly, it does not matter if they are fat or skinny. Remember, what goes around ALWAYS comes around. They are people just like you and me and some of them died. I am proud to say I'm fat, probably healthier than you and I am older. I know obesity is unhealthy but you know what, I rather be fat than have lots of money and make stupid comments about things that just should not be said. Try to be a little more humane or you will not succeed.
Thank you.

 
At 1:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I think you're fat. Have you looked in the mirror lately? I mean JEEZ! Lose another 15 pounds or so, just looking at you is making me sick. If you were trapped on a roof in the hurricane, you'd die b/c it'd cave in. And you wouldn't be able to swim, you'd freakin sink to the damn bottom. Lardass.

 
At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

KARMA'S A BITCH FUCKERS! I HOPE THE SAME THING HAPPENS TO YOU AND KILLS YOUR WHOLE FAMILY OR PEOPLE WHO ARE CLOSE TO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!

 
At 4:13 AM, Anonymous christina aguilera fan said...

lindsey u r such a bitch! u dont deserve ur fame and money and fans! how would u feel if one of ur family members died in new orleans u make me sick! and who ever that was that made the racist comment u should be hanged im black and im proud! oh and lindsey my boobs are naturally big and im not fat ur so pathetic!

 
At 4:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok. usually im a huge fan and supporter of this blog.. i tell all the haters to shut the fuck up.. but im sorry ; this time im afraid a line has been crossed . nobody should poke fun at the hurracaine.. its totally awful.. so many innocent ppl lost thier lives and homes and everything they ever loved. its tragic and whoever can find humor in it should get thier fucking faces ripped off!! my heart goes out to all the folks who were touched by katrina.. my prayers are with u. i am soo , soooo sorry .. ur all very brave. stay strong!! i actaually went to new orleans last summer and it rocked.. its a great city; i hope beyond hope that it can one day be restorded to its full beauty again!!!!

 
At 2:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like, this is funny and all, I mean I am an American but...DAMMMNNN...why all the publicity on only this for the whole world?! I mean, there´s more interesting news Lindsay, did you make fun of Live8? Cause that thing was for the attention grabber celebrities who didn´t help the Africans at all people just like you!
believe you need a reality check girl. Honestly, it does not matter if they are fat or skinny. Remember, what goes around ALWAYS comes around. They are people just like you and me and some of them died. I am proud to say I'm fat, probably healthier than you and I am older. I know obesity is unhealthy but you know what, I rather be fat than have lots of money and make stupid comments about things that just should not be said. Try to be a little more humane or you will not succeed.
Thank you.

Right on girl!

 
At 11:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This tragedy sucks because sure it was news the first 3 days it happened but OMG people should let it go. How long can they milk a tragedy for all it's worth? I never seen such a thing. Sure new orleans is now like a pool in someone's back yard but duh, people are giving money does that mean that the news has to keep shoving images of houses under water down our throats? I have seen it. I see the people on the roofs. I see it. I understand. I don't need to see it ten thousand times. I get it. OMG, Report something else or they to busy acting like volutures feeding off the carcuses of the people of New Orleans, trying to force people to look at them being homeless and down trodden up to their asses in water and starving. I would rather not see people suffering like that but I guess it's too hard for the dumbass cable network to report it without showing images of people in pain because then you know, they couldn't fully exploit people and their personal tragedies for all they're worth, you know.

 
At 4:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Tina Turner is going to be a stupid bitch and throw a concert for the people of Katrina effect and the first song she's going to sing is "Rowing down the river" and the second one she is going to sing is "Michael rowed his boat ashore", then she is going to sing, "Raindrops falling on my head", then she is going to sing, minilli vinlli's "blame it on the rain" and then she's going to sing Billy Joel's "River's of Dreams". Then she is going to grab a toliet seat lid that is floating by and put around her head as necklace as survinor as reminder of this beautiful tribute that she put together for them. And of course, she will wear a short dress that has ten thousand beads on it but she'll have support hose now and when she shakes, you'll hear the rustling sound of depends diaper brushing against the fabric of her polyster left over 1970's rag outfit but's it all good.

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger walt said...

Is this really Lindsey?

Could be -- allows exploring the "dark side of Lindsey" while maintaining plausible deniability.

Having to be publicly goody-goody would get old.

No such problem here. I wondered why people didn't just walk out. 20-30 miles. Most city accesses cut. Couldn't, I guess -- too fat and/or on welfare -- government has always taken care of them, so gov't needs to take care of them now. No thought that it takes 6 mo or so to sign up for gov't help. 6 days is incredibly fast action for feds.

Why didn't mayor get busses for poor before storm? Why didn't mayor stage supplies where they would be needed?

 
At 7:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG GET IT OER WITH.... IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS BLOG NOBODY'S MAKING U READ IT U DUMBASSES! SORRY YOUR AUNT DIED OR YOUR MOM... BUT ACTUALLY I COULDN'T CARE LESS... I DON'T GIVE A DAMM ABOUT YOUR FAMILY DYING AND IT'S NATURAL... AS YOU WOULD GIVE A DAMM IF MY FAMILY DIES... SO DON'T TRY TO MAKE IT PERSONAL... JUST LET IT BE.. A GO ON.... NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU... YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LOSER (AGAIN NON PERSONAL) BUT AS A PROTEST DON'T VISIT THIS PLACE ANYMORE AND THAT'S IT... BECAUSE NOBODY REALLY CARES... AND MOREOVER.. NOTHING IN THIS BLOG WILL CHANGE... CUASE AGAIN... NOBODY CARES THAT WHOEVER DIED... WE DIDN'T KNOW THE GUY!

 
At 8:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of you people say about 9/11 and the hurricane, "get over it" but immagine if it happened to you and your family. I know for a fact you'd be devistated and you wouldn't be posting on here "get over it." I'm lucky nothing has happened to me or my family, but I feel terrible for those poor people in New Orleans. So what if they are fat, why do you care what they do. If you and other people just minded their own business I'm sure you could lose another 15 pounds or so. Just worry about yourself and not what other people do.

 
At 8:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and don't get me wrong, but I do enjoy this blog.

 
At 8:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People couldn't evacuate because they are poor and have no money and no where to go. Unlike you "Lindsay!" Ur all talkkk!

 
At 10:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Empathy is over rated. I hate how it has become sort of sport where people try to out do each other saying "oh I cried so much WHEN KURT COBAIN DIED AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM" and then the next dude goes "well, I sent flowers and then I went into a deep depression and I cry for like three days and didn't bath" and then next girl goes, "WELL, WHEN PRINCESS diana died, I stood outside at her funeral and a wailing fest with other 1000 mourners and hugged strangers that I didn't even know. Then I bought expensive red roses that I poured my tears onto and when her casket passed by, I tossed my little flowers onto it and burst into more tears and then I covered my face in my hands. Then later that night I got really drunk and cried and cried." It's really funny. Empathy is now a game where people try to prove they're the more compassionate better person. Let it continue. ha ha ha ha.

 
At 5:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thinik wat u said was cruel you should be ashamed of yourslef! your a bitch who needs a fucking slap!!!! so called lindsay..the real gal would never be so harsh!....although i do agree with ur comments on starving i love not eating but would never use that as an explanation for the heartache and pain caused in New Orelans!..my prayers are with those who are suffering...

 
At 6:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so hungry. I ate 2000 calories but I am still starving. RAWR. How can this be, you ask. It's because I am a fat ass hog. I shake my empty bag of chips while I watch fox news and cry and then I lift up big fat but cheek and fart while I look for the remote. I got my daily dose of watching Katrina. Now I have to go buy some batteries for my remote and more chips. I am so hungry. The stretch marks across my pale fat gut itches.

 
At 12:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

jessica fatass simpson,bitch u can kiss my fat ass......hoe!!!!!!!!!

 
At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHECK YOUR SPELLING STUPID. IT'S FUCKING DEPRESSING.

 
At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm sabrina from argentina, and I just wanna say that i'm really sorry about what happened to you guys... but please don't overdo the meaning of this... it's just a joke, and i'm sure that it wasn't with any bad pourpose... really.... now if u'll xcuse me i have to eat something.. i'm hungry to death... chau gente!

 
At 2:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, have you eve guys ever noticed how much Lindsay Lohan's face looks like those old pics of Lee Harvey Oswald. It's true. Google him and then look at her pics. Her face looks the same. It's funny.

 
At 6:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't really find this entry amusing, but this blog is still hilarious.

Also I can't stand reporters asking dumbass questions about this like "how do they feel down there?" How the hell do you think?

Oh, and keep up the good work "lindsay" you're looking twigalicious

 
At 10:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

right on sister! those fattys should swim to higher ground and loose a few tons in the process.

 
At 11:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should do a instructional exercise swim video. It would sell like hot cakes and cure the ugly upper flab of suffers. We need less of that especially when they show them wearing neon colored tank tops that have become raggedy from raging in the waters of the hurricane with sayings on it in yellow font "LETS GET NASTY" and their lift up their arms to hug each other and their arms shake for 20 minutes afterword. noooo....

 
At 9:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha, look at this...
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At 9:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha.. look at this...
http://hairsalontrends.com

 
At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG did the hamster died?? I fell soo sad now... i'm gonna cry.... for real... oh my god... this is sooo sad... this hamster was so cute.. and he died... nooo

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the hell?

 
At 7:24 PM, Anonymous Melissa said...

OMG! we started a "feed lindsey campaign" and i have just organized a, "Feed Duff doughnuts" campaign what is wrong with these heifers?

 
At 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha that was the best entry YET!

 
At 11:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lindsey thanks so much for your site. I have always wanted to be skinner and your site motivates me. I eat a lot of food every day butt I run like 3 miles and throw up after I eat. I love you.

 
At 6:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFG what the hell??? that is sooooo mean!!!!!!! >:( All those people...and ur just sum rich little prep who sits on ur ass all day.. OOPS FORGOT U DONT HAVE ONE ANYMORE! i used to look up to u.... u barfing freak >:(

 
At 3:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the most disgusting thing ever!...like omg this isnt even lindsay! duh

 
At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am almost crying this is so disgusting...why cant u guys just stop pretending to be clebs! this isnt lindsay! who ever it is is probably some scytso freak that has split personalities! death isnt funny!!!!!!!!! those ppl are suffering damnit!

 
At 8:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who ever it is that created this site and impersonates Lindsey, really needs some major help and to make fun of tragedies such as the hurricanes or 9-11 is really insensitive, and I pray nothing like that ever happens to you and may god have mercy on your soul!

 
At 7:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just digusting. Many of those people lived in poverty already-they didn't eat anyway.

People died and you skinny-asses are making fun of it? I happen to be thin too, but there is no need to make fun of 'fat' (aka normal) people.

 
At 8:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi i am a REALLY, Really, really big fan of lindsay lohan. And thanks to following her diet tips i am now down to an amazing 5 stone. i still have a long way to go but i am hoping t o get down to around 4 1/2 stone. But it doesnt look as though i am b'cause they have taken me into this stupid hospital now, and this is where i am typing this. thank god none of the nurses are looking. they keep an eye on us every second of every day! and they feed us mashed potato with all these additives and stuff to make us hugely obese. when i first came here i put on 3lbs in the first week! it was soo humilliating. but i have now(thank-god lost the weight that i put on. i made friends with this girl who weighs 4 1/2 stone and i have decided that i ant to be just like her. her name is Claire. oh yeah and lindsay, hone if you ask me you need to loose a little bit more weight. kk
Speak 2 yaz l8r!!

 
At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You now what!!! Whoever kinda asshole came up with this is soooo mean! YOu know what go ahead make fun of lindsay and make fun of other celeberities! but that just plain wrong! it makes me sick! those people actually were dying because of starvation! id ont care what in the hell you are doing yelling about lindsays body fat just leave the poor people alone! Idiots! You make me made! thats just so darn stupid!!!How would you feel if you were starving!

 
At 3:49 PM, Blogger Snyderheyhey said...

FOT THE LAST TIME ALL U %$#$%$
THAT"S NOT REALLY LINDSAY LOHAN
SACRE BLEU RETOURNEZ A L"ECOLE
VOUS AVEZ BOISON D"EDUCATION

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger Snyderheyhey said...

those ppl that wrote that thing think its funny
ya'll make me sick
those poor people ,u wouldn't be laughing if u were in their shoes
(talking to whoever wrote that thing)
YOUR NOT HUMMAN YOUR AN ANIMAL

 
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At 8:07 AM, Anonymous extremely annoyed said...

WHAT A FREAK!!! lindsey, there is a new kid at my school (Austin, Texas) and he is in my grade, his house was destroyed, his dad died when he was 2, and he has been exposed to so much at only age 14. i'd like to see you live like that, with no home, no fame, you are so insecure because you pick on people which makes them feel small, which makes you feel good. WHATEVER LINDSAY. gosh!!

 
At 1:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you call a black pilot?



A pilot, you racist!

PS- L0L at this whole thing.

 
At 7:31 AM, Blogger Riley said...

hey lindz omfg you are so right they are fat fuckers who need to stave for like 4 years

 
At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You lot are pathetic insensitive losers. People died. Get that into your thick heads, it isn't funny, it’s a tragedy. Don't fucking take the piss out of anorexics, bulimics and overweight people, you racist idiots. People like you should be strangled at birth, get a life. I hope you all burn in hell.

 
At 3:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should not try to convince women that they shouldnt like there bodys just because there over whaight I under stand what you are saying and all but you should make girls feel good about them selvs because you are A positive rollmodle for all women and all women look up to you to tell them they should be happy just the way they are not to call them fat bitches because they are over wheight.but im fucking proud of you you have alot of will power and now you are happy with your body.damn girl your still a fucking rollmodel to me.

 
At 3:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who ever wrote this domb ass shit should fucking suck my dick thet races shir ant funny id rather go jump of a bridge than read a shit load of lies like that again this ant even lindsay she cant find the fucking time to do shit like that you stupid ass mother fuckers your all bitches

 
At 7:22 PM, Anonymous Ravey said...

Another prime example of alot of unintellectual shit somebody makes up on the internet.

Whoever wrote this should seek help about their current mental state.

Get over it, you're obviously nothing but a lindsay lohan wannabe, do you think she will read it and actually give a shit.

You're obviously bitter with your own weight issues to be writing things about people with eating disorders.

The kind of weak person who uses the internet to come up with this because you can't get away with saying the things you want to in reality.

 
At 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! well i think that that post was halarious! seriously i was laughing so hard. and to all the people who are hatin on this site...seriously...lighten up. this is not real. we all know that the hurricane was sad and that jessica simpson is gorgues (sry i can't spell!) its just a site to laugh! oh and skinny lindsey or w/e ur name is...do a piece about texas! lots of love to ya chicky!

 
At 10:55 PM, Anonymous elza_belza said...

oi.... this is so not lindsay....
err u people r so annoying.... do you know how many people are going to get sick and possibly die from anorexica from this site...... it makes me sick that these sites are avalible.... i was just looking up information about lindsay cause i love her... and i am frigin proud that she is finally putting on w8
... and 4 the rest of u.. i feel so sorry 4 u that u have fallen into such a horrible trap..... hu
eva desided that they wuld make this site should be locked up.. and the key throwen out!!!!!



p.s. i love the real lindsay lohan

 
At 4:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

god people why the fuck do you even care?

 
At 6:02 PM, Blogger haley said...

ok i think that htis is incredibly disrespectful. 1. girls and guys with anorexia are struggling.. just because you dont understand what they are going thru doesnt mean you can mock them. i have had anorexia for 4 years, and im 14 years old. i was in the hospital for well over 7 months and i cannot believe the disrespect you would show to people who are DYING because of people like YOU who always say stupid stuff to them. maybe you should learn to watch ur mouth eh? i had a 90% chance of dying. does that make u want to make fun of me? because if u have so little heart to be able to put urself in there shoes for one day, then you shouldnt be able to make snap judgements that people with eating disorders think that theyre better, and skinnier, and prettier than everyone else. and 2. the hurricane victims need ur prayers, instead of ur lame posts about how fat and stupid they are. i hope that a hurricane comes and the people that you love are the only ones that die. then maybe ull understand.

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ.

This is a humor website.

No one is mocking the tragedy of the New Orleans Hurricane

OR (even though that wasn't even in the post)

9/11.

If anything, it's a satire on the glorification of celebrities and the ignorance riddled in our pop culture.

A SATIRE.

I love this site, but I'm really bothered by the amount of people that really miss the point.

These posts are to be taken with a grain of salt.

Lindsey Lohan did not write these posts.

She does not have ana/mia tips for you.

People in New Orleans did not really die of "fatness".

The worst part of it all?

All these dumb elementary school just prove the point.

 
At 10:20 AM, Anonymous RAVEN SYMONE said...

HI THIS IS RAVEN SYMONE WHY DO YA'LL HAVE A GRUDGE AGAIST PEOPLE THAT IS PERFECT I BET YOU HAVE A MASIVE GRUDGE AGAINST ME HUH!
YOU ARE ALL PATHETICK GIRLS WHO NEED A LIFE INSTEAD OF LINDSEY'S, YES SHE'S MY FREIND BUT DON'T GO AND CALL HER AND DON' GO AND CALL YOURSELVES
RAVEN

 
At 3:56 PM, Anonymous MEXCICAN said...

OWW SURE WHAT EVER PEOPEL OPEN YOUR EYES U THINK LINSAY WILL BE WRIGHTING ON HERE YEA WHAT EVER THAT IS SOMEONE ELES TRYING TO BE HERE BUT WHO EVER IS WRIGHTING ALL THOUSE STUFF DONT GOT A LIFE

 
At 7:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, you are all idiots and need help. First of all Lindsay Lohan is NOT the owner of this site. You are just totally dumb. AND next if you are lookinf for tips and such to become better at your disease DON'T. It isn't worth it. I have struggled, I know. Need help? Go to Remuda Ranch Website, Something's Fishy Forum or FreeofBulimia.com for help! Carrie

 
At 8:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFG. Do you like, post these comments yourself? How sad for you. I mean, it's sad enough that everyone knows you're a slut and hates your fucking guts, but to make fun of people who are fucking dying just because they weigh more? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. I think the lack of food is making you actually mentally ill - that's how cults become successful.

 
At 1:14 AM, Blogger ihateu said...

........................

 
At 1:15 AM, Blogger ihateu said...

whats happening?

 
At 12:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmao you guys are so fucking retarded.

a) this isnt really lindsay lohan
b) GET OVER IT YOU FUCKING BABIES
c) its a fucking JOKE..

I LOVE THIS BLOG!

YAYYYY

 
At 2:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. are you guys fucking stupid? this isn't really lindsay lohan.
2.whoever is writing this, should leave America because they have no respect for the country our anybody that has suffered greatly from loosing EVERYTHING they have in that hurricane. I'd like to see you go through that, then laugh. Selfish bitch.
3. Maybe some people want ot be fat, or they don't give a fuck if they are, or they don't give a fuck what stupid anorexic bitches like you think of them. Did you ever think that starving yourself to be skinny isn't more healthy than an obese person? wow dumb fuck.
4. you are just a dumb fuck who is a wannabe movie star, with no life, posing to be Lindsay lohan because you like to make fun of stars because you have no FUCKING LIFE. go eat a cheeseburger moron and by the way, you're the most retarted person i have ever come across in my entire life..

Well Done.

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Rancine said...

I don't have a problem with making fun of narcissistic, self-absorbed celebrities, but this about Hurricane Katrina is just plain HATEFUL!

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Rancine said...

I don't have a problem with making fun of narcissistic, self-absorbed celebrities, but this about Hurricane Katrina is just plain HATEFUL!

 
At 4:25 PM, Blogger lerii said...

okaieeee.whoever this is a fucking retard this isn't lindsay lohan and oviously they you dont like yourself because you have to go around and pretend to be someone else so get a fucking life and get over yourself..gosh!!!
well bye..

 
At 11:03 AM, Anonymous amy said...

well hello evry1 it is amy n ee she in a new film i think it called just my luck n she looks like a gaunt in it stupid skinny bitch most of the people on this website hate lindsay lohan she used 2 be ded nice wen she wuz in freeky friday n stuff but now she iz thiner thn a piece of paper if i ever seen her in the street i wud seriously nock her out coz she iz a FAT lol* nob ed n she iz shit at acting now im suprised she can even walk n her teeth stick out her face n she looks like donkey from shrek!
n the person who posted 3rd OMFG if u r skinny u wudnt be able to move coz u r 2 week u fuckin twat !!!!
so all hu think skinny iz grate i all hope u fcukin choke on a grape
bt if tht dnt werk eat 3 grapes 2 make u explode omg get a life
LUV AMYXXX

 
At 6:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't got no boobies cause your anerexic, but I like the fatasses comment☻

 
At 4:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahah prime example of how ignorant celebrities can be. Actually wait, what the fuck am I talking about? Do you people actually believe that Lindsay Lohan cares enough about anything to write this article? (other than the size of her boobs) My assss. If she really wrote this incrediblely rediculous shit, she'd be in the papers about it in no time, headlined, "Rich brat finally reviels weight loss secret: Start pooping air bubbles!" . Way to be everyone.

 
At 8:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lindsey stop being such a bitch for fuck sakes

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

U USED TO BE MY ROLEMODEL! your nothing ....I dont even know what to think of you now.

 
At 8:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Omg......I feel so0o0o fat right now.. But now reading this ...U thinking 130 is fat! Im so0o going on ur kinda diet!!!!

 
At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you crazy if you think you are fat you must benuts and another thing I would not want to be that skinny. Sorry not trying to make you mad but that is just pretty stupid. Kind of skinny is okay you don't have to be anerexic to look good. And I would not make my self throw up or take laxitives just to get smaller. just wanted to let you know. okay. see ya.

 
At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/11 was not funny if you think that then you just need to go on with your self because alot of people died down there. I don't care who they are or what they look like but are you f***ing stupid or what that is just mean

 
At 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bah?

 
At 4:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey
everybody knows that u are not really lindsay lohan, not the celebrity anyway. prove it if u are, the real one would have no time to waist on a site like this

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger Kayla said...

hi im sexy and i wanna have sex BUT DONT MAKE FUN OF LL SHES MY BICTH!

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger Kayla said...

DONT MAKE FUN OF MY BICTH I LOVE HER

 
At 11:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya you jealous Bitch lindey lohan shit I'd do her and love every moment of it. Freckles are very sexy anyway Beotch hhHhAHAHAHAHA

 
At 11:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's a hottie mmmmmm

 
At 7:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Linsay i'm not fat i'm thin but not because i starve myself or throw up. its your choice. That thing was really funny though. You used to be like my favorite fan when i was younger with the parent trap but those times r over youve changed alot of people at my school think your like ugguly u should get healther but stay skinny if thats possible

 
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must say this is one of the saddest things i've ever seen...i mean come on do all you people think lindsay lohan would waste her time by writing shit like this? And i feel seriously bad for the insecure person who is behind this all becuz apparently they crave attention and would stoop this low to get it...Why would anyone waste their time doiing this? i mean seriously, go out and do something wholesome with your time then pretend to be someone your not..and on top of that make them sound horrible. i mean seriously, get the hell over yourself and GROW UP!

 
At 10:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I second that. this is obviously a fake Lindsay account. I can only hope that everyone is being sarcastic about believing it all. She would seriously be trying to sabotage her career if this was true. Isn't it obvious that this is fake?

-some kid

 
At 1:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhm...whoever was lame and pathetic enough to post bullshit like this...can you please delete it...obviously there are some people out there stupid enough to believe this shit is real...and boasting about annorexia is really NOT funny at all, let alone making fun of hurricane victims...GET A LIFE YOU SAD PIECE OF SHIT.

 
At 3:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Todas son unas pendejas locas, cuando han sido sexis los esqueletos o las momias, eso parecen palidas como papel y con mirada de sombis, son un orror y lo que estan haciendo es un crimen por quellevaran a la muerte a mas chicas con el autoestima por lo suelo que creen que solo asi se fijaran en ellas, que IDIOTAS SON USTEDES, RIDICULAS, PENDEJAS. debeberian estar presas por atentar contra la vida de la gente

 
At 8:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please God, protect Lindsay because this site is drama, pure fantasy and attracks like-minded hoolaagins. This is somebody cryin for help using a figure whose already getting waaayyy tooo much attention. Will the real culprit please stand up?? Fame is not worth your 15 minutes of sad subjection. Carrie if you made this site, so God help you that you are this sick in your desease of )&*U)$&U)#UIP@)I#QP)UIP)
whatever meds
they say you are worthy of being given.

JESUS is really all of our hope... sinners are such as this.

 

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