LOST AND HUNGRY
Something I wrote when I just swallowed a few Ambien last night (or early morning, whateve...)
I sit around my hotel room and i think,
Of running to the toilet, I'm on the brink,
I turn on CNN,
Fish and Chips, my friend,
I don't want to eat them anymore,
But not 'cause of bombs, because they are high in fatty acids and will turn my ass into cottage cheese.
So I sit here, I read,
I watch the TV,
Susan Summers squeezes her legs,
I wish I didn't have cankles,
I don't know how much longer I can eat with my teeth,
I'm getting fat, and I'm beginning to quif.
That's disgusting, you say?
Well I'm an Ana-Girl, Okay?
We are mad bitches with lots of tude.
I got Tupac on my side, how 'bout you?
I slash your throat with a razor blade,
Make you gay,
Make my day, bitch,
Eat a twinkie.
Eat a baby.
Eat anything.
I'll barf it out like a teepee.
-L.LO
-2:45 AM, Los Angeles
OH.
And BTW. The ass who snapped this photo is going down.
Yes, these are my teeth.
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 1:33 PM
96 Comments:
Hey, you are and never were even close to being fat! My best friend is anorexic and bulemic and she wants to look like you! I worry about her so much that shes gonna starve herself to death! You really shouldn't be encouraging young teens to do this, they could die, you could die! I used to look up to you but not anymore, I'm skinny and I don't have 2 starve myself to death, their is healthier ways to diet and they work! Please don't do this!
lindsay your teeth are disgusting. we do have things call toothbrushes and toothpaste, you know.
Angela,
Sweetie, it's called a parody. P-a-r-o-d-y. Look it up.
Is this actually the actual person?
lol i don't think Linday's teeth is disgusting...just some stains maybe from smoking??
Those teeth are gross. Where the bits of food left over from the crap Lindsay ate when she doing when she was doing the "Freaky Friday" because I know she obivously hasn't ate for months. What is it? Bits of pizza? That is so gross.
wow every one gives so much shit about teeth. who the hell cares if her teeth arn't brusheed every 10 mins???? BITCH
Lindsay dear, I recognize that junk in your vomit because it is apparently food destroyed by the acid in your stomach. Also, girl, those cancker soars are because you vomit all the time and do coke, it is dehydrating you. You need to drink Metamucil or something, it works for old people. Also, stop sitting by the pool and reading US Weekly, go swimming in the pool instead of sitting on your lazy ass because you are getting fat again and nobody likes you fat! Also, love the pic from pink is the new blog, he's the perp!
Oral herpes!
Kids, this isn't really Lindsay, you know--it's Liquid Generation's parody. Plus, that picture is from pinkisthenewblog.com. Can't believe they didn't give Trent credit!
Lindsay, sweetie, you're not fat. Nor have you ever been fat. You were gorgeous, and you still are. But it would do you a lot of good to put on some of the weight you've lost.
Girl you are so nasty. Get some food in you. Thin is not always fabulous. get that thru ur blonde bimbo head. go to burger king w/nichole n by the whole fucking place out, maybe then u'll realize that u need weight to do movies! bitch!
lol...I know you're not supposed to brush your teeth after you upchuck but I think it's safe to brush them a week later! Yuck. That picture is so gross, it made me bulimic because I just threw up all over my cat that was sitting on my computer desk. I like your poetry. It's so funny. If you want to be stick thin like your friend Nicole, you should go back to ana and forget mia because just makes you a tub boat. byez
can we say herpes !!! you don't need to brush ur teeth every ten minutes but it would be nice to brush them before going on the red carpet. i mean seriously if ur gonna defend the girl think of something a little better
i cant believe people can't tell this is a parody. Lindsay doesnt have TIME to blog in the first place... ok, with that said
omfg!!! this is hilarious! loving the blong, keep it up!:p
You should ask before sttealing someone's picture...AND BANDWIDTH. Fucking at least have the decency to save the fucking picture to your own server. Ass.
This is a fake blog obviously.
lmfao, fake but hilarious. lmfao!!!!
Shut the fuck up with the "yeah, this is fake, durr let my dumb ass enlighten everyone else, durr not real! so dUm! great blog!"
WITH THAT SAID, all of you who hold the enlightenment stick are all dumbasses who don't realize that EVERYONE, yes everyone including you obviously, knows that this is a fake blog created by LiquidGeneration. It's like responding to FetusSpears' blog and getting yelled at that it's fake. NO SHIT. This is all in good fun, people are just being funny and it's hilarious, minus all you dumb fuck bastards trying to educate everyone else. FUCK OFF. This blog is ingenius. Please, just shut up or go to hell.
Please, for the love of God EAT something!
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Lindsy, you are soo fat. You have a pig body, and a pig mouth. Stop eating and shoving food in your fat pig face. lose some weight, fatty! I heard not eating and doing lots of coke is a good way to be skinny.
Hey Lindsey, 2 thing.
For first, you have a great body, so stop doing this.
2. Love your boobs ;)
o.o I can't believe you guys actually believe this is the real Lindsay Lohan. I don't believe anyone for that matter will go to such depths.. in order to depreciate herself.
Dear god, man. what is wrong with you. You're making fun of someone who is obviously trying to help herself out of whatever it is that she has. And you have just added to all the rumors that have been going around. Do you enjoy ruining people's lives? Or only celebrities? Because you've already made Hell out of your life that you have a need to corrupt others?
I pity you. Because you have sunken to the lowest level a person can actually get by rediculing someone you do not even know. ...I guess you could know Lindsay Lohan. But my guess is that you don't.
Well, I think its obivous you're going to Hell. You're probably going to die alone too.
in the blown up picture of lindsay you can see the self tanner on the insides of her wrists
I just wanted to say this is actually really amusing. I like it. It cracked me up like no other!
Fuck them all, you look fabulous emaciated. You're so hardcore, you don't even care about the chunks of vomit in your mouth or the crusty lips à la vitamin dificiency. Keep up the good work, girl! Only a few more pounds and those cankles will melt away!!!
oh yea you can notice the self tanner haha
this blog is sad and not funny, its cruel to make about someone. Making fun adn talking about anorexia and other crap like that is not funny, the freakin person needs help, not the stupid 10 commandments on how to have a dieting problem. This site was jsut plain stupid
OMG! I cannot believe those theeth!!! OMG!!! They shocked, I've become blind! But well, that show that she DOES eat something..... maybe it is her lipstick!... dunno,,, anywho... that was far far far away the most digusting thing I' ve ever seen
PLEASE TAKE THAT HORRID PITCURE DOWN. I just vomited, shat myself, and cried all at the same time.
Lindsay, try using the goddamn Colgate Crest toothpaste. It works everytime. It looks like in this pic that you forgot to wash up for a photo shoot after you were done eating nachos and chips and whatnot.
Word of advice: everytime a star is going out they have to check and "make sure" nothing looks unusual about them that will attract attention, as if they dont have a lot of negative ones already. So try using 5 minutes of your spare time to check out your hygiene.
by the way, i already know this a parody. I'm just making a point here.
wow, this just might be the lowest thing i have ever seen in my life. you people are SICK and pathetic. maybe you should go out and try living your own lives rather than hiding behind the shadow of a girl whom you don`t even know.
angela, you can't be anorexic and bolemic. just anorexic and purging. you gotta benge too be qualify as a bolemic. but sorry bout your friend. same with my sister
But lindsey actually looks good now.
She used to look fat and her cheek bones where really high.
now she looks beautiful
Well, this explains why you are getting fat again. You are eating food. Tsk. Tsk. You know better than that. You're not supposed to be eating. What? Do you want to look like a big orange pig forever! You fat ass. You have no self control. I laugh at you and your food covered teeth.
This blog is idiotic. Eating disorders aren't funny.At least 50,000 individuals will die as a direct result of an eating disorder.--the number one cause of death among young women!81% of 10 year olds are afraid of being fat. 51% of 9 and 10 year old girls feel better about themselves if they are on a diet..Open your eyes.Hollywood is a joke.I can't believe women take this shit!!How degrading.It sucks to be girl right now is all I have left to say.
um. how sad are you to have a site like this and pretend to be lindsay lohan? i don't think she would bagg herself out being 'anorexic' or whatever it is. i think shes happy the way she is.
and by the way, why did you tax that pic from trent.blogspot.com?
not good, not good at all!
On the plus side that Chanel blouse looks fab-O on you!
hi
BLAH BLAH BLAH... "This blog is idiotic, im too busy pretending i'm high class that i cant laugh at other people" or "anorexia is not a joke, my unborn fetus had an eating disorder"... you people make my day. go back to your stupid republican president and your god-fearing lifestyle and pretend you're satisfied. PS - I hope you loved that 2000+ calorie meal from Mcdonalds. I bet you live in houston or somewhere fat like that.
EVERYONE KNOWS that pic is from 'pink is the new blog', and its not like "lindsay" is saying she took it or something. I'm sure trent could really care less.
That is the crumbs off the floor of a limo that lindsay was riding in. She was sitting there in her designer dress, sprayed with tan in can accidently smearing it against the seats, her peroxide head like a piss neon yellow radiation light shinning in her car when suddenly she looks down at the floor board and spots some crumbs on the floor. It was pizza crumbs from when Kirstie Alley had had the limo and had ate sixteen boxes of pizza in it. She started to tremble. She leaned down, wrinkling her dress and snatched them and started shoving them in her face with both hands, getting them all over face. Then Lindsay licked her fingers and stepped out to have her picture taken. That is the story of the crumbs.
all the haters just shut up no one cares what you have to say if you dont like it, leave. stop ranting to poeple that like the site
TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE ALL "WAHH WAHH NOT A JOKE I/MY GRANDMA/MY DOG HAS AN EATING DISORDER WAHH WAHH" GOOD THEN!! IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE,
WE'RE LAUGHING AT YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My God this is fucking hilarious! And I'm talking about the comments XD! I mean come on! Haven't all these assholes realized that this is not Lindsay Lohan talking? Fuck, they should connect their mouths (or fingers) to their brains! Silly silly silly people. Hello! Do you guys know the meaning of PARODY? Like LL would write something like that when she's signed with Disney... riiiiiight!
But anyway... "I, Maurice Valmont, am a fat ass and I will do anything in my power to some day look as emaciated as Lindsay Lohan." So bring on the coke! P.S. And for all those bullimics bitching about how hard/awful/blah blah it is to live like that: Go puke some more!
Lindsay you´re the X-ray girl!!!!
LMAO! This is like one of the funniest things ever! I love how people take this so serious. It's almost as bad as Fetus Spears' blog. :)
Is that oral herpes?
omg..so funny!!! but i dont even think that lindsay lohan is that thin or anorexic . she looks pretty normal to me.
yea im pretty sure I saw my cat in there too.....eww, fucking gross
Linday's real dad is the redhead youngest son on the partridge family. I mean, look at her nose and mouth and basically her whole face. she looks like the guy in drag. when mom was a dancer, she probably met Danny bonnaci (or however you spell it) and had a one night stand with him and that's how Disney got a child star who was destined to grow up to be a ho.
hahah i hate you
you are so nasty
For God's sake Lindsay brush your teeth
well at least u got some food in ya even if it is in ur teeth!
GET THAT FOOD OUT OF UR MOUTH AND INTO UR STOMACH!!!!!!!
hey!!! leave lindsay alone damn!!! its not like your teeth are cleaner......shheezz.....i noe mine is though....lol....its not like she has to brush her teeth every second!!! damn......you fucking pig heads.......
Listen guys, LINDSAY IS NOT ANOREXIC! Just because she lost some weight everyone thinks she's sick! I'm a friend of hers and she's just eating healthier and excersising! Don't be so mean about her because then you're just being a bastard ruining ppl who actually like her's day! Shutup and face reality, Lindsay is ok now! Don't tell her what to do. She's growing up for heaven's sake! SHUTUP!!!!!
I'm so disapointed in all of you. Just leave Lindsay alone!
THANK YOU FOR THE WEB SITE
What is celebrity???
celebrity is....
stupid
what are they famous for?....
nothing
Did they cure cancer?....
no
Did they teach someting?
no
Do they contribute to society in a positive way?
FUCK NO
What do self absorbed celebritys do?
buy things for themselves
think about themselfs
And they don't do jack shit
Celebitys who don't do anything like lindsay should do us a favor and just die!!!
Thank you for making this journal, it shows how stupid this all is. Fame is stupid, and stupid people like her shouldn't even be famous.
Hey lindsay, i think that you are gorgeous no matter what and quit listening to these dumb jealous people, you know that you are beautiful. You are my icon and alot of people tell me that we look alike and i take that as a complement because you are so gorgeous. I know that you are not starving yourself or doing coke, you are just being more healthy and exercising. I used to weigh 115 at 5'4 but i am a cheerleader and began working out 4 times a week and know i weigh 105. So dont let any tell you that you are belimic or on coke just know your gorgeous.
Okay, yes, everyone knows this is parody and is funny, but it goes a little TOO deep. And wash your mouth people, curse words are not ATTRACTIVE. :-O
your teeth are ad ugly as your whole body.
EAT EAT EAT! (and brush ur teeth)
isabelle<33
p.s if u wanna call peeps ******* a ***** is a dog. a dog barks. bark is on trees. trees are in nature so you are complmenting people :-)
hey yeah lndsay is just a jackass loser who goes around fuckin old men eho are as ugly as my ass!!!
Normally, Lindsay's mom brushes her teeth for her after she barfs. It has been a tradtion ever since Lindsay was five and she got her first modeling job but this time, Lindsay stayed over at Fez's house and barfed there and mom wasn't there with the trusty tooth brush to rescue her from being photographed with vomit on her teeth.
i dont know what happened her teeth just like caved in!
i like hilary better. she is prettier and more mature
i like hilary better too! WHOS WITH ME!!!!!
i totally agree with what angela says, & your teeth really do suck u should use a toothbrush or even go to the dentist, wow!what a discovery a dentist!ever heard of one!lol. :)
i like hillary better 2! i'm with u all the way!
YEAH! Thank you for answering me anonymous at 2:30 pm. (above) Finally I have someone who likes a real actress and singer just like I do!
oops!!! sorry, I would like to make a correction. i meant anonymous a 2:30 AM not 2:30 pm
hilary duff is pretty cool.
I know that I am only 11 years old, but I think that if the stupid tabloid people would give her some space maybe she would go back to her normal old self. I am not exactly saying that I support lindsay but I mean when you think about it, we don't know her. we don't know her so why should we talk bad about her? but then again, why should should we talk good about her.....
You are right booger. But if I was celebrity, I would WANT all eyes on me.
Dude, that´s what a celebrity is. They want it, they had it. Don´t u kno they r a bunch o losers?
hmm...no fans of lindsay lohan's album, apparently, but i dont get y is hilary better?
all of you ! not face reality,
reality is that her teeth alignment is very perfect, all teeth are set perfectly, but in this picture some food remain on the teeth after eating, lindsay plz brush your teeth carefully
I love you Lindsay but eat more.
haha this site is funny, specially when people think its really lindsay lohan, u really think she is going to take time to write this shit! ha
hi, lindsay! you are perfect beauty
so your teeth are very accurate and perfect.your teeth alignment are really perfect, no gap between any teeth. hilary hasn't perfect teeth, hilary teeth are odnary and big, i don't agree that hilary is better then lindsay.lindsay's teeth are little little same like pearl.
ya i really appreciate these teeth, lindsay lohan your teeth are really perfect,please care about it,it is your mouth jewellary.
i've started going with ana recently and even though its hard i know i have to stick to it! i'm not stupid i think i know wen to stop and no i will make sure i dont die lol! btw linsey u look better with curves!
Remember to stay strong!
Beauty does lie within, but can also lurk on the outside.
Hey, it's jess* again guess what i've made friends with mia too now i didn't think i could do it, but it just shows that if you really want to achieve something you can do it!
IF U WANT US HATERS TO LEAVE THAT"S TO BAD COUSE WERE NOT
what the hell am I saying this site is so funny
ew ew ew
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u need toothbrush
actually, that's what happens to your teeth when you're bullimic, you're constantly throwing up and it stains your teeth.
actually that's what happens to your teeth when you're bullimic, you're constantly throwing up your food so it stains your teeth.
This is really sick, Anorexia is a serious illness and to take the piss is pathetic, people die form this illness i'd no cos i was close to it and there's nothing amusing about it. And any1 who thinks its funny obviously has there own insecurities and needs to grow up.
they look gross! Cmon lydsy geta grip girl brush em
first of all whoever put this shit on are a bunch of losers who don't have anything better to do c'mmon GET A LIFE!!!!!!!. u gotta stop critizising people!!!!! What makes u so perfect????!!!!! stop minding other peoples bussines and start by looking at urself first before critizising others cuz it makes u look worst telling others their effects when look at all these stupid comments they're so childish and imature!!!! U dunt noe what she's going through so just STOP!!!!!
WHY?
I THINK ITS DISGUSTING THAT YOU GUYS MAKING FUN OF HER!! SHE HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS, ANT I DONT SEE NO POINT IN MAKING FUN OF THAT!!
WHY DO YOU GUYS DO THAT?
GROW UP!!!
AND ITS MAYBE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT TAKES THIS SHIT REAL..I MEAN IT CAN BE LINDSAY LOHAN FANS OUT THERE THAT STOP EAT BECOUSE OF YOU FUCKERS FUCKING AROUND!! STOP THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heya!
I'm glad to see that superstars have normal looking teeth! I have this one on the side, kinda looks likes yours, I wish the dentists would shave it down, so it doesn't look so pointy. Hmm.. also, I love looking at your site, its so funny! I found a site you might like.. a lot of pro-ana quotes..
http://anaslittlegirl.tripod.com/id2.html
Hope this helps!
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