LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL

Every time I sunbath I am reminded of how fat I am. Do any of you girls feel the same way? I take off my shirt and try to look at my toes...but I can't. All I can see are the giant obese fat rolls that make me look like a whale. I am nobody. I am bad. I am pathetic. If it were my choice I'd take a razorblade and cut the fat from my body. Maybe I'd bleed to death, but at least I'd be 4 quarts lighter.

138 Comments:

At 9:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fatty!

 
At 9:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so stupid leave her alone.

 
At 10:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're not that fat Lindsay. Just put down the cheeseburger and you'll be fine. Oh, and smoke more... And more cocaine...

 
At 11:17 AM, Blogger jennifer a said...

"Oh, and smoke more... And more cocaine... "

I hope you aren't a crack addict Lindsay like the person above. (fucking stupid idiot)

But you have to start eating your veggies and fruits if you want to look beautiful Lindsay. Okay the cheeseburgers and french fries have go to go sweetie pie. Oh, and work out more like me.

 
At 1:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you still have boobs! you gonna have to work on that lindsay

 
At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your tits do look bigger than usual. Are you pregnant, because besides from being aneroxic, having babies is the #1 thing for young Hollywood starlets to keep the attention on them. I think you should have a baby, although, it would make you fat and we really don't want that, although you look like you're auditiong for "Fat Actress 2: I Ate Kirstie Alley". Keep it together, girl!

 
At 7:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I CANT BELIVE YOU MADE A WEB PAGE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST...LOHAN IS HOT,DEAL WITH...WHY YOU DON'T GO DO CHARITY HELP OTHER PEOPLE...OR ACTUALLY GET YOURSELF AT THE GYM BECAUSE THE WAY YOU TALK AND THE TIME YOU WASTE BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS SKINNY MAKES ME THINK YOU ARE A FAT ASS...SAD...WASTE YOUR TIME GOSSIPING ABOUT A GIRL THAT PROBABLY NEVER LAID HER EYES ON YOU...

 
At 10:01 PM, Anonymous Samantha Denise Princess Robbins said...

your not fat, compared to me I weight 205" lb and I love every bit of my body. I can't see my toes neither but what are you looking at your toes for look towards the sky and prey for another day. and some times you might think that your fat but think of it there ares more wemon out there that is way more bigger than you!!! that is the way I see it and it get's me through the day. don't do any of those things that your so called friends say that will only kill you so don't put down the cheeseburger and don't smoke cocaine period.... and don't eat what you don't want to it might break you out. and screw ANONYMOUS. DON'T LISTEN TO THAT PERSON. I stay in the gas house, and that is the country. We don't care bigger is better!!!!! look I don't know you but I do care if it means saving a life don't kill your self baby it is not worth it you have your whole life ahead of you if you feel that way exercise and don't over do it you can kill your self especailly in the summer time. love you and god will take care your problems he do puit more over on you than you can bare.
Samantha Denise Princess Robbins
and this is my real name!!! and if you need some one to talk to you can call me at 980-329-0846 and you can write me at
lil_cshayna_carter@yahoo.com
lil_cshayna_20@yahoo.com
lil_cshayna_carter1818@hotmail.com


just let me know who you are!!!

 
At 10:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

samantha denise, are you asking for a stalker? this isn't lindsay lohan's blog, genius. it's a parody blog.

 
At 11:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Linds is not fat but she appear to be gaining back some of that weight she lost before. If she keeps losing and regaining weight, she'll end up looking like a complete dog like Renee Zellwager. Pick a body and stick with it. PS- herbie full loaded blows.

 
At 11:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Lindsay looks healthier in this pic! Great! Hope she will be as fat as before.

 
At 4:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This page is so funny, neva laughed so much.....lol
I think Lindz would laugh too
and see that her anorexia hs no
purpose.lololol greez

 
At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is wrong with you your not that fat or skinny, like people said eat more veggies and fruit and let down the cake, bergers and french fries you would be perfect and you would have a chance to have a boyfriend and more fans of you.

 
At 8:30 AM, Anonymous Jess said...

You're a horrible person for making fun of her! you dont even know her! shes most likely way better looking than you. You f*uped middle aged loser, who has nobody. Get a job you freak

 
At 9:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok i think this is crap and i dont believe its really a website by linsay lohan and if it is i hope she knows shes not my favorite actress anymore. the one thing i hate is people complaining about being fat. first of all your not fat im fat being 225 lbs and 5'5" and unless your looking the wrong way thers no way you cant see your toes i can see mine and i think i am much bigger than you and by the way it really hurts the real fat people such as me when you smaller people complain about being fat and you being an actress does it really matter with all the things computers do this day be in a movie and you wont be fat

see ya
a sad, sad, fan

email me salty_potatoes@yahoo.com if you think everything i said is crap or if you want to agree with me

 
At 10:19 AM, Blogger qteddy said...

HAY its me again u tawt, i think u used to look nice now u look like corpse! you dick

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is English a foreign language for the people who read this? If so, you can reach me at
eatme@retard.com
As for Lindsay, some stars need personal assistants to run errands and what not, but I'd love to be the one to hold your hair back as you vomit because you really need to start up again and not pay attention to the people who call you and nicole skeletwins!

 
At 1:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

um are you guys serious? see... this is a PARODY! as in it's fake, not real, made up etc... and is that samantha carachter like 5 or what? what kind of world are we living in? people think you smoke cocaine... everyone knows you can't smoke it! it get's all nasty if you try and light it... and anonymus is not a person honey.. and if he was, he would have split personality.. instead of making a fool of yourself read a book or even better.. learn how to get high!

 
At 2:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lindsay, I'm sorry you felt like you were fat before but in my humble, fan, opinion, you were awesome before. I'm thin too and a cyclist but I think you looked much better before.

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger Amy Allen said...

Samatha or whomever:
Sweetheart, it's called using hyperbole! This is a parody! It isn't she(LL)blogging! I mean, omg!

 
At 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay look. I've been eating disordered for years. And I think whoever's writing this (no shit it's not Lindsay geniuses) is a total genius. This is a hilarious read, coming from the point of view of someone who's suffered firsthand. So all you "OMG THERE ARE PEOPLE SUFFERING WITH THIS OUT THERRREEEE!" retards stfu. And get a sense of humor.

 
At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are you tanning, Lindsay? I thought you liked your tan in can so much? What happened, you were afraid that if you kept using fake tanner, you would miss out on the side effects of a real tan like having old looking leatherly skin like Mary's roomate in something about Mary? lol. Oh and I think Nicole Richie is starting to get thinner than you. She looks nearly invisable and has no boobs. since she got thinner than you, are you going to start a public feud with her now too like the way you do the rest of girls who piss you off? lol.

 
At 1:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, I just read a quote from Lindsay that she eats Fast Food and thinks it's stupid if people care too much about their looks.

 
At 8:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are sooo stupid! if you think that this is funny, you are badly mistaking! it´s not fun to laugh about the problems of other humans, this site is humiliating and unbelievable stupid.
stop playing such games with other peoples life and get along with your own unimportant life. you must be very bored to do this.

 
At 8:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are sooo stupid! if you think that this is funny, you are badly mistaking! it´s not fun to laugh about the problems of other humans, this site is humiliating and unbelievable stupid.
stop playing such games with other peoples life and get along with your own unimportant life. you must be very bored to do this.

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger chantelle said...

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At 9:41 AM, Blogger chantelle said...

hi lindsey

your not fat don't worry, your just right, don't worry wat other people say they r chatting shit

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yawn. Predictable satire.

Plus it's misguided, take a good look at that twat, it's cocaine not an eating disorder.

 
At 11:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im ana, but i think it's really funny. Its good to laugh about things that bother you sometimes. =D

 
At 2:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

let's face it, we're all just jealous.

 
At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok so i always make fun of lindsay too, cuz of how unappreciative she is.. but this website is so GAY AND CORNY

 
At 10:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You look like you'r worried that your laxatives are about to start working in that pic, Lindsay. Did you feel a cramp, is that why you are making that expression? Run, Lindsay, run fast, don't just sit there.

 
At 9:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think lindsay is hot, guy you gotta deal with that, now she lose weith she looks stronger and helthier ... good 4 lindz... !

 
At 1:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS SITE IS DISGUSTING! I STRUGGLED WITH ANOREXIA FOR 4 YEARS AND ALMOST DIED ! I CAN'T BVELIEVE YOU ARE PROMOTING THIS. YOU DESERVE TO DIE WITH THOUGHTS LIKE THAT! YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

 
At 9:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoevers doing this needs to get a life shes a human being u have no idea what kind of pressure shes under n arent making it any easier so why dunt u crawl outta ur moms basement n get a life loser

 
At 12:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think sitting in the sun makes you look fat, Lindsay. Stay out of it as much as possible and also take some duct tape and wrap it around your boobs and tran them to flatten. it will make you like smaller and then if you dye your hair black and wear only black you'll look super tiny. it works for fat goths. it really does! some friendly advice, when all fails, think of liposuction.

 
At 1:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi lindsay, i heard if you always order a vanilla milkshake with your mac donalds burgers it makes it easier to throw up. "it's easy just like me" liquid generation do a game with whitney huston called crack wars.!

 
At 9:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that Lindsay is too skinny, I mean, this must have something to do with peoeple taking pictures of her, calling her names and start to make fun of her:S.. people are doing their job but they are not realizing that at the same time, they are hurting and damaging popular people that are just trying to make a living with what they are doing, nobody should have the right to make those comments about these persons because it may be worse... I think that Lindsay looked waaay much better when she was filming mean girls, the only thing she would've done was excercise and stop eating junk food but thinking she would look better becoming bulimic or anorexic just wasn't her solution..

 
At 2:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woow... jeez, people, chill down. Part of Hollywood's gossip diva's job is to PROVIDE us with gossips. She's doing her job, okay?! Get a sense of humor. And I don't think these people are jealous of Lindsay... I believe they find her ridiculous, and that's why they ridicule her.

But hey, she is a gossip queen. We really don't hear Natalie Portman sleeping with a 50 year old guy, do we?

 
At 5:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am bulimic and I honestly think this blog thing is f'ing funny! I was looking up info on being bulimic and stuff to find if there was anyone like me on the internet, and I came across this! Cracked me up! God you people need to learn to laugh more at really funny things, weither or not it is mean, it is truthful and funny!!!

~Sarah

 
At 10:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JEASUS FUCKING CHRIST ALL OF HER LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE GOD DAMNMITT I LKE HER AND SO SHOULD YOU

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would we like LL, she's a fat ass!

 
At 1:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is disgusting. Anorexia is a serious disorder and you're making it into a total mockery.

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger jennifer a said...

okay for all the "anonymous" people out there, telling us to get a life. Well when someone logs on as anonymous, then they apparently don't exist. Becuase nobody knows your first name nor do they really care. but someone who shows their name (like me) people will find more interesting to read their comments. Trust me you have got to start using your names to post. People when they read these comments skip over the anonymous ones.

Plus when you guys argue with each other, people won't know who's talking to who, all the while making the feedback on the blog more confusing.

So do us all a favor, and start using your names. I'm not saying give out your personal information but you are considered a nobody when you log in as anonymous.

 
At 3:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think lindsay looks fine there that picture must not be that rescent if you've seen her rite now!!!

 
At 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy shit. this is hilarious.

 
At 7:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sings*

Lindsay is a real fat ass
she hasn't got any class
her skin looks like it has been smeared with cheetos
and she likes to vomit up buritos
lindsay is a real fat ass
she hasn't got any class
she has a pucket bucket
in the back seat of her car
so she can up chuck it
she's a real fat ass
she hasn't got no class
she's got a uncle going to jail
and a father who just made bail
she's a real fat ass
she hasn't got any class
she uses two cans of tan in a can
spray herself up like she's a buttered ham
yep, she's a real fat ass

 
At 7:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sings*

Lindsay is a real fat ass
she hasn't got any class
her skin looks like it has been smeared with cheetos
and she likes to vomit up buritos
lindsay is a real fat ass
she hasn't got any class
she has a puke bucket
in the back seat of her car
so she can up chuck it
she's a real fat ass
she hasn't got no class
she's got a uncle going to jail
and a father who just made bail
she's a real fat ass
she hasn't got any class
she uses two cans of tan in a can
spray herself up like she's a buttered ham
yep, she's a real fat ass

 
At 8:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

loose more weight your a giant!

 
At 2:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually, i think u were so fucking sexy.
i am a girl. and i still think u were fucking sexy with ur nice curves and red hair.

id hit it anyday.

 
At 11:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg as if shes fat!!! dw huns there are heaps of faties out there n their simply livin their lives not that im sayin that u shouldnt care but ur body is gorjuz n besides these faties r needed for a sexy body not like some boaring SKINNY chics that dont hav nethin sexc to show off

 
At 11:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

leave her alone man PEOPLE LIKE U made her anorexic!!!!

 
At 12:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eating disorders are not funny... people die from anorexia and bulimia every day. You must be a real jackass to treat such a sensitive subject so callously.

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Awesome said...

Cut the fat from your body like the lawyer in SE7EN?

Meh.

Anyway... I'm just surprised you can see your stomach over your fabulous breasts...

 
At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I lost my pen.

 
At 11:16 PM, Anonymous STEPHANIE Y said...

HEY LISTEN UP U DAMN FUCKTARDS, FOR ONE U CANT BE ANOREXIC IF U STICK YOU FINGER DOWN YOUR THROAT, U IDIOT, IT'S CALLED BULIMIC U ASS! OH ANOTHER THING NO ONE CAN HELP THAT UR GAY ASS IS UGLY AND U HAVE TO TAKE ALL UR ANGER OUT ON ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, BACK OFF because GODS WATCHING YOU! EVERY1 IS BEAUTIFUL IN GODS EYES. ONE LAST THING, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE, SHE GOING THROUGH A RUFF TIME AND SHE NEEDS FANS TO SUPPORT HER, GOD DIDN'T PUT US ON THIS EARTH TO TORCHER OTHERS, WE SHALL LOVE ONE ANOTHER.READ THE GOSH DAMN BIBLE U CUNTS! AND SHOW SOME RESPECT. I APOLIGIZE IF YOU LOOK IN THE MIRRO AND START CRYIBG B/C YOU DON'T LOOK AS GOOD AS HER. U ALL ARE JUST JEALIOUS, ADDMITTED IT B/C I WILL, OOPS U CAUGHT ME!, PUT URSELF IN HER PLACE FOR ONCE AND MAYBE YOU REGRET EVER SAYING THE RUDE THINGS U POSTED. i'm 5'7, and weight 120lb. and proud!!!! ~woot woot~, at least I don't got craters in my ass!!!
TRY PULLING UR HEADS OUT OF YOU ASSES AND OPEN UR EYE, BECAUSE NO ONES PERFECT! WOMP!!!!

 
At 12:05 AM, Anonymous STEPHANIE Y said...

YUP IT'S ME AGAIN, I HADN'T SAID ALL THAT I WANTED TO SAY SO HERE I AM, U GUYZ A REDICULOUS, U HAVE NO LIFE, ALL U PPL DO IS SHIT ON UR ASSES AND GIVE OTHERS A HARD TIME, WHO CARES, IF UR SKINNY OR FAT, TAKE A CHILL PILL, CAUSE EITHER U R FAT AND TALKING ABOUT A SKINNY PERSON OR YOU SKINNY TLKING ABOUT A FAT PERSON, SWEETS, THE WORLD ONLY SPINS ONE WAY, IT UR LOOKING FOR THE LAND OF PERFECT PPL, YOU GONNA BE SEARCHING FOR A LONG TIME, B/C JUST INCASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE..LMAO..U AINT GONNA FIND IT.
WHY DON'T WE WORRY ABOUT OUR SELFES AND HELP THOSE WHO NEED IT NOT YELL AT THEM B/C THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ANGLE, AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME , U NEED JESUS IN UR LIFE AND YOU NEED TO DRAG UR ASS OUT OF BED SUNDAY MORING AND MAKE IT TO THE NEAREST CHURCH NEAR U. I KNO I MAY CUSS ALOT OR IT MAY SEEM THAT WAY BUT i GO TO CHURCH TWICE EVERY SUNDAY , TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, AND ON THE DAYZ WE HAVE A PICNIC OR SUM THIN, I ALSO READ MY BIBLE AND PRAY AT LEAST 2 OR MORE TIME A DAY!!!!! AND I'M SAY IF U WORK OUT AND "THINK" U HAVE THE PERFECT BODY AND U "DON'T" GOT TO CHURCH UR JUST PLAIN OUT LAZY AND U JUST TAKE U ROOM ON THIS EARTH, AND CHU GOT 2 GO, I HAVE RESPECT TO MY PARENTS B/C THEY BOTH WORK A FULL TIME JOB, HAVE TIME TO SPEND WITH THEIR KIDS, GO TO CHURCH AND TAKE US SPEACIL PLACE!!! IF I WERE YOU I'D COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS B/C 1 DAY THE BOSS UP STAIRS WILL COME DOWN AND EITHER THROW U IN THE TRASH OR PUT WINGS ON UR BACK AND TOSS U INTO A CLOUD, SO WATCH UR BACK, I KNO I WILL. LL IS A NORMAL HUMAN JUST LIKE U AND ME, WE ALL GOT ORGAIN BONES AND MUSCLE, AND I BET IF U GO TO THE ALL U UR NOT GONNA SEE EVERY SINGAL GUY WITH A 6 PACK AND U DEF. AINT GONNA SEE ALL THE LADIES WITH A FIT BODY WALKING AROUND WITH OUT A BEAUTY MARK SOME WHER ON THER BODY, I PROMISE U! PAY MORE ATTENTION NEXT TIME AND I BET U WILL SEE ALL SHAPES
AND SIZES OF PPL. WELL THINK BE4 U ACT AR SAY!!! BLESS YA

 
At 11:06 AM, Anonymous Maurice Valmont said...

My God this is fucking hilarious! And I'm talking about the comments XD! I mean come on! Haven't all these assholes realized that this is not Lindsay Lohan talking? Fuck, they should connect their mouths (or fingers) to their brains! Silly silly silly people. Hello do you guys know the meaning of FAKE? Like LL would write something like that when she's signed with Disney... riiiiiight! But anyway, go Lindsay you still look like a freaking cow! I mean, if you were in India you'd be like adored! You stupid cow! XD

 
At 2:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like cheese.

 
At 5:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lollerskates

 
At 11:38 PM, Anonymous Libby said...

Instead of taking a chill pill Steph maybe we can take laxatives and look hot like Linsay.

Also if you don't like the site get the fuck off and don't post comments.

ohh and tell god he dosen't need any more preachs beacause he has you.

lots of love your pal Libby

 
At 11:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MORE DISSCUSSION

 
At 11:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLEASE?

 
At 11:50 PM, Anonymous Libby said...

CALL THE THE sAVE tHE wHALES SIOCIETY ONES MISSING AND SHES WEARING BAKINI

 
At 9:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lindsay lohan is a freaking anorexic whore...and i hate her freaking guts!! get a life lindsay and stop getting into ours!!

 
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At 12:26 PM, Anonymous Cecelia said...

I think you look wonderful in that picture. All you need are implants and you will be moving on up in the big biz.

 
At 3:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

shes not even fukin fat man!

 
At 7:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lindsay, I feel the same way.

 
At 1:31 PM, Anonymous sarah said...

crisse laisser la dont tranquille ....vous etes juste jalous..!!!

 
At 1:37 PM, Anonymous sarah said...

té rien qu'une ostie de conne je m'en calisse que tu comprenne pas le français mais té vraiment conne je n'en revien pas !!!! je sais pas cé quoi ton but mais ta pas trop rapport de faire sa... té rien qu'une ostie de saloppe !!!!! fuck you bitch!

Peace and Love !

 
At 1:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!! GOD you suck anyway!

 
At 11:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parody is funny...very. I love it! Keep it up.I wanna lose 40 lbs too! *laughs with the others* ha ha ha ha ha ha.

 
At 1:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is sad.. pfft

 
At 1:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like OMG doesnt 'everyone' have an eating disorder these days anyway? its 'hip' to look like a stick so why dont we all?

*gags*

 
At 10:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LINDSAY I LOVED THE WAY YOUR BODY LOOKED AT FIRST YOU WERE SO PRETTY,BUT NOW YOUR NOT AS NEAR THE SAME YOU NEAD A HEALTHY DIET YOU WERE NOT EVER FAT AT ALL,IF YOU PUT YOUR NORMAL WIEGHT BACK ON AND EAT VERY HEALTHY YOU WILL LOOK,FEEL,AND BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER,AND NOT ONLY THAT,YOU WILL BE THE HOTTEST LOOKING CELEBRITY THERE IS,JUST AS YOU WERE FROM THE START,IM 14 AND ALOT OF PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE YOU AND YOUR SISTER,YOU ARE MY FAVE.CELEBRITY,WE SHOULD KEEP IN TOUCH SOMEHOW

 
At 10:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LINDSAY I LOVED THE WAY YOUR BODY LOOKED AT FIRST YOU WERE SO PRETTY,BUT NOW YOUR NOT AS NEAR THE SAME YOU NEAD A HEALTHY DIET YOU WERE NOT EVER FAT AT ALL,IF YOU PUT YOUR NORMAL WIEGHT BACK ON AND EAT VERY HEALTHY YOU WILL LOOK,FEEL,AND BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER,AND NOT ONLY THAT,YOU WILL BE THE HOTTEST LOOKING CELEBRITY THERE IS,JUST AS YOU WERE FROM THE START,IM 14 AND ALOT OF PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE YOU AND YOUR SISTER,YOU ARE MY FAVE.CELEBRITY.

 
At 10:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVED THE WAY HER BODY LOOKED AT FIRST SHE WAS SO PRETTY,BUT NOW SHE'S NOT AS NEAR THE SAME SHE NEADS A HEALTHY DIET SHE WAS NEVER FAT AT ALL,IF SHE PUTS HER NORMAL WIEGHT BACK ON AND EATS VERY HEALTHY SHE WILL LOOK,FEEL,AND BE A WHOLE LOT BETTER,AND NOT ONLY THAT,SHE WILL BE THE HOTTEST LOOKING CELEBRITY THERE IS,JUST AS SHE WAS FROM THE START,IM 14 AND ALOT OF PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE HER AND HER SISTER,LINDSAY IS MY FAVE.CELEBRITY.ALL SHE NEEDS IS HER PERFECT SELF AGAIM,ALOHA

 
At 12:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

skinny, you suck! ! i love reading bad things about you! because there true! i hate you! i hope this hurts your feelings because you suck! i would love to meet you so i can shove a quarter pounder down your throat! and then shoot your bones off and use your skin as fish bait!

 
At 1:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, lindsey, i love you, your such a role model for young fourth graders who have dreams to become famous, and beautiful the way they are... YA BULLSHIT!! who wants an image engraved in there daughters mind that they need to start fights with actual good role models like hilary duff, just to get in the papers, and become anorexic to follow the herd to make sure they dont fall out of the spotlight. dont tell me you are in the spotlight, well you are now, because your HUGE TITS! you only did that to get the part of the "innocent girl" in mean girls!you must of been looking for a part that completly does not resembel your personality at all! because you found it! i bet they wouldnt have given you that part if you didnt sleep with the casting director! yes i know about that! dont excpect any good attention from mwa, because i laugh in your general direction all the time! i have night mares about your attitude and frankly, i get out my shotgun, and point it at your head. if only it was your real head, instead of a poster, oh and by the way, i have all your stuff, but it is completly destroyed because of your attitude. i made my own barbie doll, complete with FAKE boobs, you pushing away food, and even you, making out with paris hilton, but then you get mad, because you realize she only did that becasue she was smoking cocaine with you, and she agreed to get married to paris. now, your are looking for some other lesbian friend, well, have fun searching BITCH BITCH and again i say AGAIN BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCH BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh ya, that last comment, if you agree with me, or disagree, email me at cheekylauramonkey@comcast.net

 
At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bitch

 
At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

btich

 
At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bitch

 
At 12:39 PM, Anonymous david said...

lindsay ur not fat or tubby or any thing els im u biggest fan i fancy the hell out of you and i have seen all ur movies and my bedroom is colaged with pictures of u and u look perfect in every 1 iv even got pics of u and me togeter that ive edited dont think im weird cos i love u i think in fat but im not and th same is wiv u plz reply to me on my email address djsowry@holmail.com i love u i love u im ur #1 fan i want to marry u and have 3 kids with u 2 girls and a boy girl 1- alex girl 2- briget and the boy is mitchal i love u i cant stop thinking about u well bye for now

 
At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh plz like ur eva gonna meet her

 
At 1:17 PM, Anonymous david said...

i will one day i will go to new york and i will marry her i am not affraid to open my heart

 
At 1:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so i bet shell be married

 
At 1:18 PM, Anonymous david said...

o well i am saving myself for her and her only

 
At 1:19 PM, Anonymous debbie said...

AWW i think its sweet and if lindsay does look at these i think sheel want to save herself for him

 
At 1:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what s he thinkin theres not a chance in hell he will meet her shes to snobby all celebs are

 
At 1:26 PM, Anonymous david said...

hey dont talk about the woman i love like that i bet she will proove u wrong u see if she not to snobby she will meet me i love her and i think debbie understands me

 
At 8:16 AM, Anonymous Alyssa said...

Fat hah i think not!!!
god stop this its so mean obviously lindsay is doing this because shes depressed i mean her family is screwed up 4 gods sake!!No wonder shes so skinny!

 
At 4:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That´s nice David. But save yourself for someone you actually know face-to-face. You´re a sincere guy. >_<

 
At 1:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???? I THINK YOU ARE ALL FUCKED IN THE HEAD!!
FIRSTLY HOW IS JESSICA SIMPSON FAT HUUH?? SHE HAS THE NO.1 BODY ACCORDING TO MTV AND VH1!!!
YOU ALL HAVE SERIOUS PEOBLEMS IF YOU STILL THINK LINDSEY IS FAT!! SHE IS TOO THIN! IF YOU FUCKERS WANNA DIE OF MAL-NUTRITION GO AHEAD BUT DON'T POST THIS SHIT ON THE WEB AND DAMAGE OTHER GIRLS MINDS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

 
At 4:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 1:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sad fucker! Do u have nothing better to do with your time. Leave her alone. If you were having a shitty time and someone made fun of u...would you like it? The way you go on it sounds like ur a 400lb, middle aged, balding, dick head! Go join a chat room cause thats probably the closest ull ever get to pulling a hot chick. You probably have a face like a slapped arse!

 
At 12:44 AM, Anonymous Alyssa said...

This is ridiculous. Can we STOP this bickering now? I dont think you people realize that we are fighting over a celebrity who's body is NOT our's. I should care less! And you should too! Now let's PLEASE stop!

 
At 2:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn it, it´s parody. You people don´t know how to laugh. Did you know I read on the news, Lindsay´s personal trainer made Lohan go up 2 dress sizes? This is their job,(LiquidGeneration) didn´t you also give the finger to SNL?

 
At 2:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i´m special, i am post 100. Lindsay´s a lozer.

 
At 2:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do i feel that even stupid lohan would never post this stupidity?

 
At 6:45 PM, Blogger Nate said...

You were just fine the way you were!! Stop all this before it gets outta hand...its crazy! ur hott and not fat at all dont let anything tell u otherwise and just do whatever u want from there

 
At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LEAVE HER ALONE!!! SHE IS HOTT AND NOT FAT ONE BIT AND U ALL R JUST JEALOUSE!

 
At 2:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol
dont u ppl understand that this is a joke...

 
At 1:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"OPEN UR EYE, BECAUSE NO ONES PERFECT! WOMP!!!!"

I am.

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger S&amp;K said...

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At 7:12 PM, Anonymous Mee :P FucKers :P said...

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At 6:43 AM, Anonymous Leonie said...

Oh Lindsay.. I feel the same way.. now I have the feeling I know more about
you. Now I am really pist on that stupid site of feed Lindsay. Your great, and
you will always be great, no matter what. Live your live, and for all the other
people: it's her live.. don't you forget!

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger Dustdame1 said...

Lindsay, you go girl. I have been anorexic before the term was idenified. I'm 47 - 5'9" and 124lbs. My teeth are disgusting from malnutrition and I suffer many health problems including severe "osteo" but who cares just so long as almost any fashionable item fits from the past to the present. I admire your courage to admit reality. I've been accused over the years but deny this.
Thanks pal!

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger Dustdame1 said...

Lindsay, you go girl. I have been anorexic before the term was idenified. I'm 47 - 5'9" and 124lbs. My teeth are disgusting from malnutrition and I suffer many health problems including severe "osteo" but who cares just so long as almost any fashionable item fits from the past to the present. I admire your courage to admit reality. I've been accused over the years but deny this.
Thanks pal!

 
At 12:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lindsy looks better fat.

 
At 10:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uuummmmm 7 posts up wot the fuk is a womp? send ur answers on the back of a postcard 2:

453 like i give a shit
fuck it road
big hairy bollocksville

bye bye!!!!!

 
At 9:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi. i am a new user, an 11 year old girl. now you can listen to a younger girls opinion.

 
At 9:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 year old girl


I think that this is a stupid but funny website, but i bet lindsay doesn't like it.......... but this is what she gets for turning into a skinny freak

 
At 4:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you go 11 year old girl!

 
At 2:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, u go 11 year old girl!good comment!

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger booger said...

11 year old girl

I am now using my user name so I do not have to keep on typing 11 year old girl at the top of the page. You now know that my user name is booger. plain and simple so now you can remember who I am when you read my comment.

p.s. (my friend suggested that I use this user name) whatever

 
At 8:49 PM, Blogger booger said...

will someone PLEASE type in something! I am sooo bored.

 
At 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My friend just emailed me this website you guys are fucking retards get a life!!!! maybe your the one who needs to binge and purge, A little jealous are we?

 
At 9:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

in something! feel better now booger?

 
At 10:04 AM, Blogger booger said...

ha ha. you are such a comedian

 
At 6:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

leave booger alone!! she is just a 11 year old girl!!!!

 
At 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, and she is probably smarter than you will ever be!!!

 
At 10:07 AM, Anonymous suzie said...

hey .. i hate the persoin who make this blog ... cant u juz leave lindsay lohan in peace?

 
At 1:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, we don´t know who´s age each person who posts is. I´m only a year older than that kid! Ohhh, by the way, Lindsay, you are NOT made to be skinny. I am, but not you! Let´s eat tacos together, see you at Earth´s hell, Hollywood.

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger booger said...

I don't know why I would lie about my age. Its not like anybody cares but I just like people to know what kind of person is typing in comments. It gives them my point of view.

 
At 3:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what are you a boy or a girl? you sound like a stupid guy...

booger is probably more mature than you.

 
At 6:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am a comedian......a shit one....but so wot...man theres no fun ppl on the net any more!!!

 
At 9:06 AM, Anonymous Leonie from Holland.... said...

damn people

leave Lindsay alone

 
At 6:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is really funny...well when u have to write a damn essay
..so thanx :)

 
At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear god! u ppl are so harsh and judgmental. theres nothing rong with how she looks. shes human like everyone else and shouldnt b picked and pulled apart just cos shes a celeb. btw, loved ya in all ya movies!

 
At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear god! u ppl are so harsh and judgmental. theres nothing rong with how she looks. shes human like everyone else and shouldnt b picked and pulled apart just cos shes a celeb. btw, loved ya in all ya movies!

 
At 4:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi i love lindsey and i dont think there is eneything wrong with her she is fit

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger Snyderheyhey said...

the only thing I finde funny about this website is that boob song and all the other songs those are the only things that made me laugh.I don't take the other stuff seriously couse I know it's a joke

 
At 9:45 PM, Anonymous Kelsey said...

You think your fat? You think your ugly? Pffh fuck try looking like me. I try my best but I would never abuse my self like that. To become anorexic is suicide it may not seem like it but it is. People who call other people fat are gay and should go suck a fatty one. People who think that they are fat and feel the need to become anorexic are mentally incompetent (dumb). There is nothing wrong with Lindsey besides that she think she is ugly and feels the need to constantly, cheat, and steal her way through life. your not fat, " compared to me I weight 205" <-- this person has it together just enjoy your life you cant re do it!

 
At 9:06 AM, Anonymous henk boer said...

you are too skinny for me Lindsay. You have to gain weight, at least 10 kilos!

 
At 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whahaha stupid noobs
this is fucking fake why the fuck would you post serious answers xD

 
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