LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Monday, June 06, 2005

THE PEOPLE WHO FLAME ME IN THE COMMENTS SECTION ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FATASS LOSERS

All you people in the comments section on this blog can kiss my white, emaciated, heroin chic-looking ass. You're all a bunch of broke-ass gossip-columnist wannabes who spend their days leeching off the lives of people more famous and beautiful than you (hint: i'm one of these people you stupid bitches. Yes, E.I Woody DumbD**K -- I'm talking to you and the rest of your E! Network Nancies! You and your obese-stomach-licking paparazzi scumbag friends can chase me on your little motorcycles all you want. At the end of the day I can buy you and your whole family if I wanted to. Try me. I'll trade you my dad.)

Just get real everybody. R.E.A.L. Yes, I'm skinny but you are unreal. And if I can just steal a sentance from one of my spiritual sisters in fighting: You CANNOT HANDLE MY TRUTH. You can't handle my waistline either and the fact that I get to wear what your cankle-ridden ass can't. Let me tell you: it feels damn good to fit into the same clothes you wore when you were 8-months-old. IT FEELS DAMN GOOD, you fatasses.

Anorexia. Bulimia. These are just words. Just words that people throw at me from every angle and I upchuck it right all over your face. I puke your critizism of me and I spit it all over you and your family. I spit it all over your pets and grandparents. I spit on your grave all the graves of those who have nothing better to do than spend money on US Weekly and Star Magazine. I spit all over you.

I wish I were at the top of the Empire State building so that I can throw pennies and split open your brain. I want your blood to trickle all over Time Square so that the cockroaches and Naked Cowboy will lick it up. I want to scoop your brain up with a knish and eat it.

And I promise I won't puke it up.

61 Comments:

At 4:59 PM, Paris Hilton said...

Um, yah. Don't call me fat because I am naturally skinny I don't have to use your stupid diet! Why? Cause I'm Paris-fucking hot-Hilton, that's why! So don't even mess with me or I'll buy you--and your diet.

 
At 6:04 PM, richie said...

The people who flame you in the comments might be losers, but some of them are losers who actually tell the truth.

Money isn't everything. You're just another whore who looks ugly but gets to be on TV because you give blowjobs to everybody. By the way, I think I'm worth more than your head.

It's just sad to be proud of wearing the clothes you were wearing when you were a 200 pound 8 month baby. Just sad...

Blood from our fatass bodies contain fat. I don't you would want to drink our blood after you split our heads because your boobs will just grow again.

By the way, judging by the state of denial you are in, I think that you might be realizing that you have a problem. Why else would you deny your anorexia? I think that you're no different that the Olsen twins.

Your "Thinspirations" are what many people would call "trash." You're not trash. Trash gets picked up, but people like you are ignored on TV because your face isn't worth as much as a skeleton. You hate flamers? Try and flame us back. Also, some of us are proud of our waistlines and McDonalds burgers. ;)

I sure hope that your "customers" know that you have AIDS.

P.S. Oh look at that. My website says that your weight is 175 pounds! :O

 
At 6:19 PM, Paris Hilton said...

This post has been removed by a blog administrator.

 
At 7:06 PM, Anonymous said...

you realize this is a fake right right? dumbfuck

 
At 10:01 PM, ill_find_you_again said...

wow all i have to say is whoever made this site is a complete asshole. yeah u may think lindsay is anarexic or bulimic but u dont have to go make a site bout her and pretend to be her. i mean come on this is pretty bitchy and un called for.

 
At 2:00 AM, ozzy girl said...

you all are stupid you leave comments like the people who make this blog really care about what you say. i mean if they cared about what you dumbasses had to say there would be no lindsay lohan anorexia blog or liquidgeneration.com for that matter. get a life and stop posting comments to the maker of this cuz its just like youre talking to yourself you FATASSESSSSSSSSSS. go eat a taco.

 
At 1:18 PM, Meowomon said...

Yeh, what she said.

 
At 2:56 PM, Lollipop said...

Some of you have no sense of humor at all....

 
At 4:40 PM, Anonymous said...

This is brilliant! As soon as Lindsay slows down with the cocaine, she'll return to a normal weight. I hope richie understands this is not the actual site of Lindsay Lohan.

 
At 12:51 AM, richie said...

I do know that this is a fake. I needed a place to vent my anger AND make fun of some random celebrity. XDXDXD

 
At 12:52 AM, richie said...

By the way, this blog is just brilliant and hilarious. ^_^

 
At 1:50 AM, Paris Hiltom said...

This site is just absolutey pathetic. You take the mick out of me and Lindsay, well i'm sure my lawyers and agents will have something to say about this. Grow up and stop being so immature!

Love

The REAL Paris Hilton

 
At 2:30 AM, richie said...

I think the REAL Paris Hilton would at least know how to spell her OWN NAME properly, AND the word "mike"

 
At 2:34 AM, Anonymous said...

pennies reach terminal velocity very fast Linsey, go to fucking school and learn something.

 
At 9:41 AM, PADFOOT said...

Whether Lindsay is anarexic or bulimic, it's none of our business. SHE can choose her own life and how she want to live it. And BY THE WAY, don't you guys realise that this blog DOESN'T belong to Lindsay? It's just one of liquidgeneration's fun creation. So to those who actually believed this is real, PLEASE! GET REAL.

P.S I do think this blog is very creative of LG. They really made me laugh. (: And that will only happen to people who are not stupid enough to believe this is actually a real blog. LOL PPL?

 
At 10:51 AM, Anonymous said...

thats really funny you know,but your deep man allow dat leEVE LINDSAY ALONE I LAUGH WHEN SHE SEE'S THIS AND SUES YOU FUCKING DIIIICKEDS!!!. U DUMASS AMERICANS.

 
At 12:09 PM, Anonymous said...

oh yeahhh do you really think thats gona happen like shes gona have the time to look at this or even be bothered theres worst things being said about there out there in the world and some of those aint jokes so really your the diked head for thinking that i think this sites quite funi a lil harsh but hey who gives a fuck shell deal with it and get over it after many years of therapy lol is she really anorexic i thought she was kinda not fat but not arsed about her weight coz she had a good fugure she wasnt exactky REALLY thin she was just nice n right but now im kinda confused and to all those people who think this site is real how stupid an you get i dindnt think anyone could be that dumb! and oh yeah the "REAL paris hiltom" cant even spell her name its hilton but maybe it is her coz she is soooo friken stupid and retrded a total blonde basicaly so therefore itcould just be her not able to type or spell her name coz like she said shes paris hiltom! dikeds any way im off now ur all really stupid if u belive this is real and oh whatever i cant be arsed anymore cya x

 
At 5:57 PM, Anonymous said...

if you drop a penny from the Empire State Building (or really any building), it won't crack open your head or go straight through your body....

 
At 12:39 AM, richie said...

Maybe all you anonymous ones should start "coming out of the closet." =P

 
At 6:55 AM, Ana said...

I <3 U LINdSEY!!!! uR mAh IDOL!!!!! sTaY SkIInI!

 
At 9:12 AM, Nicole Richie said...

O - mi - gosh Richie what u saying! You ever seen a 200lbs 8 months baby!!!

 
At 1:33 AM, IIXRequiemXII said...

Its so very funny that people get offended by this website.

 
At 2:06 AM, Lindsay Lohan said...

Fuck you mean bitches, Parais and Nicole! I know you're only jealous of my skinny hott body. Get a life.

 
At 3:19 AM, Nicole Richie said...

Fuck ya mean hair do!
I know nobody fancies you anymore; people feel your reminding them of a 10 year old who went mad with the peroxide.
So, well, your really fat anyway...
I bet I weigh half you weight!

 
At 4:45 AM, Anonymous said...

i hope lindsay lohan see's this...what a dumbass...skinny bitch...maybe after seeing it she'll er IQ might increase just a little bit..not too much that's pushing it...and to that chick who said Lindsay is her idol...you probably don't have a IQ. Do you realise that your IDOL is a anorexic whore...who obviuosly can't see her ugliness? ?

 
At 10:02 AM, Anonymous said...

hi people

pleae would soemone get a grip.
this is not really lindsey who made and said things on this site.cuz if it was her she would not want fans thinking all that shit . she would say it to the paparazzi....OMG u people are stupid if u think its been lind talkin alll this time .

 
At 12:36 PM, Jennifer A. said...

meowomon and ozzy girl, you girls can lick my cunt.

"lollipop said: Some of you have no sense of humor at all...."

well said girl. kudos!!

 
At 10:34 AM, Anonymous said...

my god you are a stupid bitch.

 
At 1:35 PM, Suck My Dick said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! SUCK MY DICK! PLAY PING PONG WITH MY DICK BITCH! SUCK IT!

 
At 3:49 PM, abbey said...

ermm u realize this is fake...i guess its kinda funny though i guess...kinda...sorta...maybe not...not really...i guess

 
At 10:33 AM, Anonymous said...

Oh dear, you're going to die. Oh well, the world has enough attention seeking losers. I'm going to eat some ice cream now and then admire my skinny ass in the mirror :)

 
At 11:38 AM, Anonymous said...

your crazy...

 
At 6:15 PM, Ash said...

this made me laugh so fucking hard.
i can't stand lindsay lohan or hilary duff..(if there's a site about her let me know)

i love liquid generation ;)

 
At 9:30 PM, Anonymous said...

wow...this is hella funnny! =D But kinda stupid at da same time...

 
At 8:16 PM, Anonymous said...

why spend all of this time complaining about how some body that you dont know, aint dating , and probably will never meet, looks,.. if you dont like how they look , dont watch their fliks ,or read their articles.....

 
At 10:45 PM, Anonymous said...

all of you people leaving comments, we should try to report the person who made this site, they'll go to jail for fraud

 
At 7:35 AM, Anonymous said...

ummm get real, no ones going to get sued for fraurd, any monkey with half a brain can tell its obviously not lindsay lohan

my point is, why make a site like this which altho u might think is a joke, is actually encouraging epople to become anorexic? i weight 35 kilos, recovering from severe anorexia and im glad im starting to get out of it. its a horrible thing, its not to be joked about, i lost years of my life with it and i can't understand why you think its fucking funny. if u actually are anonrexic, please seek help, fat is gross yes but i reckon its hotter to be a normal weight than some really ugly bony shit its fucking repulsive and i hate myself for putting my body through it.

 
At 9:54 AM, the guy upstairs said...

I love this thing!

 
At 11:28 PM, Anonymous said...

this is so pathetic

 
At 10:38 AM, Anonymous said...

For a minute there i actually thought that hundreds of stupid anorexic lindsay lohan- wannabes would believe this sick tragic person who is full of shit!! i was relieved to see all the sane people's comments...way to go...oh and at some level yeah, it is quite funny...

P.S.anorexia IS a disease

 
At 10:10 PM, Anonymous said...

YOU ALL ARE SO FAKE. ITS JUST PATHETIC. YOU ALL CAN PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE BUT AINT. U ALL ARE JUST JEOLOUS. CUZ THEY RICH AND U AINT...... STOP CONTRADICTING THEM U PATHETIC FOOLS. I KNOW IF U SEEN THEM FACE TO FACE U WOULD NEVER TALK TO THEM LIKE THAT. U PEOPLE WOLD PROBALEY ASK FOR A AUTOGRAPH...... U ALL ARE PATHETIC SERIOUSLY.................LOL......GET A LIFE PEOPLE AND MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS. FOR REAL ...;;LOL LOSERS

 
At 1:38 PM, jamie said...

ok ppl. that anorexic whore is just trying to get attention. ppl this is not real its a joke get over it.she can NOT sing. or act. i think shes better off working at burger king or mc donalds.... maybe she'll eat somthing.

 
At 10:37 AM, Anonymous said...

omg who is atually sad enough to make this website, who ever it was needs to get a life. lindsey has probable got a problem and she dnt need stupid twats writin bout er. she aint wana get better if she as got u geeks callin er names. so do me a favour an get a life an grow up!!!!!!!

 
At 10:46 AM, Anonymous said...

u lot r a load of fukin twats. y dnt u all do urself a favour and get a life. the person who made this site is a twat. they need to get a life. lindsey has probable got anorexcia but she not need u lot of loosers makin a fukin shit website bout er. she deserves to b able to get better wiv out u lot and if the person who made this site is anonrexic then they need to get help and start livin a real life

 
At 9:34 PM, Rhani said...

um, This is fukin funny...so all u people who are all like mrr dont make this site, you are lame, and probably anorexic so go spew instead of reading this funny shit..Its mocking their stupidity thats why its so damn funy dont fuckin look for these sites if you dont like it...

 
At 10:40 PM, Lauz said...

lindsay lohan is an ugly mutt anyway so who gives? this is a funny as site...luv it...u fukers who think its real r obviously retarded...u "ana" bitches r fukwits n need to be shot...

 
At 2:02 AM, Borgzul The Slaughterer said...

Ahahahaahaha the guy who made this shit sure has alot of time on his hands :)), anyway fich dich all u stupid dumbass americans .. later FAGS

 
At 12:04 AM, djklsjarlkudlioasjekuws said...

hey whore i hate ur slutty ass fucker
anytime baby
50 cents a screw/

 
At 12:04 AM, djklsjarlkudlioasjekuws said...

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anytime baby
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At 12:16 AM, djklsjarlkudlioasjekuws said...

u are so fucken ugly u
fucken white freckle bitch trash

 
At 11:55 AM, Anonymous said...

i think who eva made this website, should get rid of it now cuz she aint anarexic any more she has recovered, like the person should start doin who made this site. so do ur self a favour an get help u twat.

 
At 10:54 AM, Anonymous said...

Richie 6:04pm

U CAN KISS MY ASS U DUMBASS AMERICAN MAET-EATING FREAK

GO EAT UR BURGERS SO UR FATTASS CAN GET BIGGER

GIVE ME A BLOW JOB BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liquidgeneration rules BITCH!!!

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous said...

sorry about that I was just trying to be a prix I didn't mean it

 
At 4:55 PM, Anonymous said...

you're such a stupiid! jaja
we know that lindsay is not anorexic or bulimic! ...you're just jelouse of her! she's the best!..nicolee: you would like to be like her! that's why you're just fucking!

 
At 4:59 PM, Anonymous said...

oh my god!
it's obvious that if lindsay would be anorexic or bulimic she wouldn't accept it...so you're just bored with you're lives! just live her alone! if she wants to be anorexic! well it's her life! not your's! you know what! buy a life! cuz' you're not pretty happy with your's!
pd: lindsay it's not neither anorexic or bulimic!

 
At 4:20 PM, Sean Connery said...

hahaha this is hilarious u kno! everyones getting worked up about some person faking to be lindsay lohan, and why does everyone insis ton being paris hilton...? wow... anyways farwell and good luck lindsay....

Connery out

 
At 8:57 PM, Anonymous said...

PuHLEEEZ idiots. obviously "lindsay lohan" is not really lindsay lohan and "nicole richie", you're doing a poor job pretending to be her because she is FRIENDS with lindsay. i'm not even like a huge fan of any of these celebrities, but even I know that! AND, why the hell do you, meaning the person who wrote this thing in the first place, care so much to write it. I suffered from anorexia and it's not like that at all. so honestly.. i don't even have anything else to say because this is hella stupid.

 
At 3:08 PM, Vicious said...

My God, its hilarious that so many people don't realize Liquid Generation is a humor site. I don't think they are particularly intimidated by those accusing them of fraud or telling them to shut themselves down. ;p

Also, read a newspaper, Lindsay admitted to being bulimic.

 
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Holy Frig this is So damn Halarious!!! I can't believe people actually believe this shit!!!!!

 
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