Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
Hi everyone! Hope you all took your laxatives today! I must have sh*t at least for buckets of the Taco Bell I had for breakfast. Nothing like Taco Bell for breakfast!!!
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 1:57 PM
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
147 Comments:
Her bones look so damn hot.
It's like a living (For now anyway), breathing, life sized bobble head toy!
Ribs are delicious.
you are a fucking fool.
this site is completely pathetic- your a fucking joke and so are your stupid laws about getting skinny.
i just got discharged from the St. Paul's Eating Disorders Inpatient Services where I have been living and sleeping AND EATING for the past 6 months and you just gave me the best laugh of my life- your fucking pathetic. get a life woman, if this is what consumes your thoughts than you need some serious help, theres more to life than being 60 pounds... believe me
To jules18: Hello? Look up "parody" in the dictionary.
Hey Jules, dont be mad that they got the look you wanted.
nasty uck
Bones are so beautiful, super-skinny = super sexy!
She's a sexy biatch
jesus jules, are you retarded or something? IT'S A FUCKING JOKE
apparently Jules is a perfect example of how anorexia can also cause a significant loss of brain cells - wow!
hey, this is really freaking funny! but really, to jules and other ppl out there that had/da have a eating disoder, dont be rude! like i kno this is a joke but dont be mean to some ppl that it really hurts their feelings because they have gone through it..
but to the other retarted ppl that r just plan stupid and dont gt that its a joke and this really isnt lindsay lohan, omg, stop smoking so much crack its messing with whatever u still have in ur freakin brains..
jules18 stop waisting ur time going on every single post and posting the same fucking thing. maybe you should stop typing things and eat something and you wouldn't have a fucking problem now i have friends that have eating disorders but they also know they did it to themselves just like drug addicts. good shit for beating it but don't take something that is a joke so seriuosly, chill out , relax, kick your shoes off. you need to take a pill.
Hey, tell me about it shes TOTALLY gorgeous! Hey you know what, what do you wanna make our next goal; although we are now TOTALLY envied, especially me, we need to be envied by ourselves, so wanna try for another 15lbs before August?
Love and Kisses,
You know who I am (although this is offically my second and crappest typist.)
DAMN YOUR FUCKIN UGLY AS FUCK!!! *gags at the sight of your pic*
Is that Barbara Streisand behind her? Now if you wanna talk fat, there is one bitch who needs to purge a lil. No offense to you Bab fans.
No way, Victoria's one fat ol' heifer, Lose some weight bitch.
You guys are stupid!! Lindsay didn't write this about herself!!! Dumbasses...Why the hell would anyone say shit about themselves like this! This is someone who decided to be a hater and decided to put this on the blog!! GET IT STRAIGHT!!! THIS IS NOT LINDSAY LOHAN WHAT SO EVER!!! AS FOR THIS PERSON WHO DID THIS---GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!
Ugh, Victoria looks like a fucking skeleton in the pic. Gosh, why do you wanna look like her? Look at me. Aren't I hott with my mascular figure?
WHOA!!! she's waaaaaayy too skinny. no offense Lindsay but guys like meat on a girl's body not be worried about snapping the girl in haf.
Jules, Hey I'm Still a recovering Anorexic, And Lets see I look like that picture.
And I laughed my ass off. I think this site is funny. Yeah Its hard, what we go through. ( People with our kind of condition.
But you can't use it for people to feel bad for you. I mean come on. We are the ones that are doing it to ourselves. I'm 98 pounds at 6 foot.
And yes I wish I can pick up a burger. But I can't.
Lindsay Lohan. Is just one of those people.
Rent the Movie
Love For Nancy. Then May be you will understand.
I really do like the site. ITs funny!!!
LOL
ok i'm sick of being the fat one... i'm with you skinny... \
skeletors unite!!!
you are a fucking fool way let your self get that way your sick litteraly and mentaly
People tell me I look like I have an esting problem, too. They say I need to put on some weight. Well, hell with them.
she ugly , u can be skinny but don't go tooo far couse u'll end up looking like them drug addicts!
thts fuckin nasty, i mean skinny is nice but not tht fuckin skinny, people who want to look like tht need to wake the fuck up! :D
YOU PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM, GET SOME HELP!
you have no idea how hard it is to live with anorexia. and its not just about weight. there are other reasons. personally, my boyfriend commited suicide and every one was acting like they were so upset but i knew it was an act and food was the one thing i could control after he died and next thing i know im down to 55 pounds and i thought i was beautiful. but then my digestive system shut down and now i have to live off predigested crap and liquid supplements. it sucks ass.
jules is sooo totally right
this is also misleading for younger viewers this is how rummors start ppl!!!!!!
As everyone even remotely interested in fashion knows Posh Spice AKA Mrs Golden Balls AKA Victoria Beckham, is the butt that launched the Rock & Republic Ship. Rumour has it Victoria Beckham is not only a part owner in the R&R brand but also makes a significant contribution to the design of the Rock & Republic jeans. The question no doubt on a great many peoples’ minds has to be is Victoria Beckham using her high profile, or perhaps more accurately her husband’s, to promote yet another premium denim brand in an already oversaturated market? — or conversely, is Victoria Beckham’s international profile being exploited by a mediocre denim brand to help get its stiletto in the premium denim door?
Perhaps that’s all too cynical – maybe we should put aside talk of exploitation and just accept that Rock & Republic jeans are high quality premium denim which just happens to be partly owned and designed by one of the most high profile women in the world who also happens to have an enviable penchant for media manipulation?? On the other hand, perhaps that’s being too naive, particularly when the issue concerning infringement of Queen Elizabeth II’s Royal Crown Emblem is added to the equation. Apparently the Crown logo used on the Rock & Republic jeans has a striking similarity to the crown the Queen wore at her coronation and which now adorns the uniforms of the Beefeaters. Whatever side of the fence you sit, one thing’s undeniable: Rock & Republic Jeans are destined to be the “must-have” piece of premium denim in 2006.
Rock & Republic Jeans range in price from $125 to $275 and the most desirable attribute of the Rock & Republic jeans is their amazing fit in the derriere department; they apparently cradle the cheeks with exquisite delicacy - ummm!!! Anyway, the R&R Collection includes: Madrid crown jeans, Jagger radion jeans, Jagger nitrogen jeans, Winger quaalude jeans, Sapphire crystal jeans, Roth argon jeans, Roth halogen jeans, Roth xenon jeans, Ray alloy jeans, Scorpion xenon jeans, Leonard strike jeans, Jagger electrolyte jeans, Scorpion cords, Scorpion strike jeans. Wear them and enjoy them — proclaims the new Queen of England!
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that is so like bad why does everyone wanna look so fukin skinless it makes ya look like ur gonna snap which no guy wants and having a bit of flesh is way much better cos then u look beautiful healthy and not some drugged up little frak who has nothing better to do than puking everywhere which also isnt ver attractive
hipbones are hott.
yeah this may be a joke, but to me its fucking sick. people are actually turning a serious disease that has claimed many peoples lives, and wrecked the lives of their families and friends, into a joke. it is a disease that should not be taken lightly. people with anorexia have serious problems and should be helped, not taken the piss out of. and for all of you bitchin at jules, you should go fuck yourselves. they have actually been through this, you have not. you think its something to be laughed at. its not. your all sick.
SO WRONG.....I think this site is terrible, I understand it is meant to be a joke but young ppl may take it seriously, you are using ppl's idols and saying that it is good to be anorexic.THIS IS WRONG, SO WRONG.....
Someone I know has died from this serious disease it is not funny, not funny for the people who have the disease as it is like a living hell for them, would you poke fun at cancer like this...Who hasnt been affected by loss from cancer would you take the piss outta them??? you are all idiots and need to watch comedys to have some fun or try a night out with friends and have a laugh dont cruelly have a laugh I amm disgusting at this site
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OH MY GOD!!!!! LLLLOOOOOOSSSSEEEERRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!!How bad is this site, this is not how I have a laugh you obviously lead a shite life and have no fun if you think this is funny. dont take the mickey out of jules someone who obviously feels strong on this subject.RESECT JULES! KEEP YOUR CHIN UP LOVE......
YOU ARE SICK
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the following is not what you shud b allowing girls to see, people idolise these celebs please stop it, it is not funny..............Hi everyone! Hope you all took your laxatives today! I must have sh*t at least for buckets of the Taco Bell I had for breakfast. Nothing like Taco Bell for breakfast!!!
I ran across this photo of Posh Spice this morning. She has to be one of the most beautiful people I have ever seen. People said she used to be anorexic -- like it's a frickin crime! Bitch please!
sick sick ill people its not anorexia which makes ppl sick it is u lot, u r fucked on the head and all need to see a shrink if you think this is funny,,,, it aint trust me
somebody help me, i'm scared of becoming anorexic, i keep wanting to lose weight and not eating. I can't help it somebody help me. please.
help, i am becoming anorexic all i can think about is not eating and losing weight. i'm scared of losing too much weight.
seriously get a life
it aint funny and it aint clever. its scary that u guys actually get off on this shit
call it a day
dnt ya think??
hello,
i want to talk a bit about anorexia to you all. Now you may look up sites and all of this and trust me, it is not safe. some people follow through with all the rules, punishments if they eat something bad, lets say meat or whatever, even having role models such as posh, nicole richie, linsay lohan, the olsen twins. really, people are putting themselves through a lot of pressure through this, and i am terribly worried by it. and these are things that can happen if you become anorexic: eating disorders, not eating in public, unlikely to have babies when becomes older, under stress and lots more. now i know you may think i am talking rubbish, but i am trying to help you. i looked up lots of sites i heard of and i am trying to help people from being like this. if you need help just post a comment, and i will come back on and send a reply to your question.
thanks for your time. bye now.
Hi there,
I do think this site was funny when i very first came in here but now my thoughts are not quite the same...i have to say that i find it quite bad that you are thinking that your fat and you are quite not like that.I have a problem with my weght, i dont think any girl out there really thinks that there isnt somthing wrong with there body etc...but i think you are really trying to cover up the fact that you know you have a weight issue ( well lack of weight)and have put it out across the net. It does really seem to me that you are trying to cover it up with making it as a joke.
I find this really sad as my daughter surfs the net and you are putting these images and thoughts into there heads, as if these celebs, fashion mags or designers,etc dont do that enough!! arent we quite normal people, i mean after all your putting a ribben up saying that its a lifestyle!?
By the looks of it you do have a very funny personality and i think you should work on that more...as alot of people on here have found what you said very funny- but maybe it should be channeled somewhere else?!
I really hope that you get the help you need and you are a very lovely looking girl and as time goes on you will relise that you can be skinny, but its whats inside that counts.....oh yeah and most DECENT MEN usally say they like curves and personality!
this site is probably the most rediculous thing ive ever seen. so what if victoria wants to be thin, does that really have to effect THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD? no, i think not. and so what if some of you people hve had eating disorders, if you eat or starve, IT DOESENT EFFECT THE WORLD. so get off it, and stop whining.
whtfever.
are u fucking crazy????????? this is so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!! even my mates say that this sucks!!!!!! take it as it is linds... boys like girls who got something to touch!!!!!!!!!! (and i don't mean bones!!)
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