MY DAD IS GOING TO GET BUTT-RAPED!!!
Good news, everyone! Daddy is going to jail! As you all know, Daddy and I haven't always gotten along. Even though we share some interests -- like partying, cocaine snorting, and alcoholism -- he and I couldn't be so different. For one, he loves to eat and I hate food. I loathe food. I barf my food.
Also, I don't have my dad's temper. I prefer to starve myself if I get angry or sad or depressed. But that's not a bad thing I guess. I mean, look how hot I am!!!!
Love & Laxatives,
Lindsay
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 2:53 PM
63 Comments:
HAHAHA NICE HE DESERVE IT
she's on meth
r dis true??
r u sure u r linsay lohan?
r dis for real?
mail me back pls.
negativexxxzero@yahoo.com
i just wanna say that this site is awesome. its really funny. screw these people who are all so "offended". like someone else said.. they dont have to look.
Yea, I like this site. Why are ppl so sensitive? I mean, like you're actually helping her by giving her more negative feedback! She already gets enough of that!! Lindsay, you look hot!! Don't listen to ppl who say otherwise!!
btw, you've always looked hot!! no matter what, remember that you bring ppl joy!! I love your movie "The Parent Trap", and the other ones!!! You are so beautiful.
Everybody feels this way at least once in their life. . . at least she's being honest! Kudos Lindsay for keepin' it real!! Say it like it is. . . THIS IS REAL LIFE PPL!! AND IF U DON'T LIKE IT, YOU'RE BEING NAIVE!!!!
Lindsay, it's sunday and u haven't posted. Where have u been, girl? i miss ur comments!!! I love them!
LooLzz I Think ppl are actually taking this blog seriosly :O For those dumbasses out there ... this a LIQIUDGENRATIOn blog :P Not Lindsays blog :P Fucken Red-neck dumbasses :P
u ppl are just the kind of ppl that make me want to laugh and laugh at ur stupidity :D aaH What would the world be liek without stupid people ??
---> M2 =]] <---
I like hearing you say "butt-raped!" I had know idea such a hot skinny little piece of trim like you lindsaey said such dirty things. Let me come over and play boys in jail with you!!!
This website is so ridiculous! Anorexia is ugly and nasty and no fun {I was Ana for 5 years}. Lindsay Lohan looks nasty, she looks so gross with her boney arms and that blonde hair is uuggly! I don't know why so many people think an Eating Disorder is a good thing, why don't you just get help and then live life to the fullest. No one wants to hang around with someone who only thinks about food and weight. Trust me, I had no life and no friends when I was Ana, and now I am living such a gerat life with so many social aspects to it! I am not stickly nasty thin anymore, I am nicely thin with a great body, a healthy looking one that my boyfriend loves. We all deserve happiness and love and ED's are just illnesses that ruin everything you deserve. Get some help and then - GET A LIFE!
your all wrong! its goddamn hollywood. your supposed to be skinny to be considered classy..
hilary duff is fat! lindsay looks fine..
and more sophisticated. now she can fit in with the "important people"
just like nicole kidman, paris, nicole richie.. and all the rich stars that we wish we were in their shoes..
LOHAN YOU LOOK AWESOME!! YOU DESERVE TO BE IN EVERY FASHION MAGAZINE!!
btw, im really jealous with skinny girls,
your all wrong! its goddamn hollywood. your supposed to be skinny to be considered classy..
hilary duff is fat! lindsay looks fine..
and more sophisticated. now she can fit in with the "important people"
just like nicole kidman, paris, nicole richie.. and all the rich stars that we wish we were in their shoes..
LOHAN YOU LOOK AWESOME!! YOU DESERVE TO BE IN EVERY FASHION MAGAZINE!!
btw, im really jealous with skinny girls,
lmao
hilarious
GOSH YOU GUYS ARE RETARDS
DO YOU THINK SHE'S REALLY LINDSAY? GOSH GO TO SCHOOL!
m,
Everyone that posts comments here should be tracked down and shot (including me, one can not witness this level of stupidity without being mentally harmed, I must be killed before this stupidity spreads like a mental T-virus, infecting the rest of this nation of brainless zombies) half of you idiots actually believe the girl has nothing better to do that write retarded horse shit here , some of you actually think the ugly whore looks good (Oh well, to each his own eh?) and the rest of you fucking morons try to mock the others in messages filled with idiotic 'smilie faces', mutilated words that aren't even abbreviations, and some of the most horrible grammar I have ever seen in my life, and I live in Arkansas, the land of grammar impaired slack jawed morons.
With that said, I'm going to go kill myself now. I don't want to live in a world where people can actually be this stupid.
XD This is great. The only thing funnier than the morons who think this is real and that "Me =]" idiot (Seriously dude, they're called 'spelling' and 'grammar', look into them. Smilie faces don't make you sound funny or intelligent, just stupid) is the actual blog.
Viva la LiquidGeneration!!!
By the way, the smilie face comment in my comment, using one every now and then isn't so bad, it's when you use more than one per every two comments or when used in junction with poor grammar and spelling that you sound idiotic.
Don't say anything stupid like "Well I'm only 22 and not a college professor, I don't have perfect grammar!11! :Dlolxd ur stoopid" because I get that all the time, I'm only 16, I live in Arkansas, and I'm public schooled, so logically there is no excuse for anyone in the world to type less intelligently than me
I'd still fuck you
i love all the people who think this is actually lindsay lohan. God, there are some retarded people out there.
I think it's absolutely hilarious that people think this is Lindsay.
What bothers me, is that the creater of this blog knows all that pro anorexic shit.
I'm not going to go into the whole "being anorexic is bad" "don't support that" because we all know it. I know it by heart because I'm in recovery after being sick for so long.
But I still think that it is absolutely fabulous that people think this is her. Gave me a laugh for the day.
I'm fucking lindsay lohan and im not a proud anorexic i am a proud... slut and bulemic whore damn u ppl get ur facts straight or i will get my dad to butt rape u
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good food no no not good.
Oh my gosh, Guys stop being so mean to me...I'm not skinny I'm the same way Ive always been and my boobs r like oh my gosh so perky no? Anywho I better get going I have to go do lunch with Nicole...Were having chineese and then were gonna drink to the pont of puking....Like oh my gawd! Okay much love to all my fans. CHAO!
ahahahahhaha this is great, how many of you think this is actually lindsay lohan? be honest, theres like 10 comments with people questioning as if its REALLY the girl from the movies. Lindsay Lohan is an anorexic bitch, but come on guys......this website is pure bs and i love it.
" your all wrong! its goddamn hollywood. your supposed to be skinny to be considered classy..
hilary duff is fat! lindsay looks fine..
and more sophisticated. now she can fit in with the "important people"
just like nicole kidman, paris, nicole richie.. and all the rich stars that we wish we were in their shoes..
LOHAN YOU LOOK AWESOME!! YOU DESERVE TO BE IN EVERY FASHION MAGAZINE!!
btw, im really jealous with skinny girls,"
Do you really think that what you see on TV is real? Do you really believe that celebrities are really that skinny? The answer is no. There are graphic designers out there who modify the pictures to make people appear that way, but in reality they aren't. Same with videos. They're all easily editable.
On a side note, do you believe that this is real?: http://www.deviantart.com/view/11856449/
Well, guess what? It's not, all generated by today's 3D software and photorealistic renderers.
For all of you who really think that this is Lindsay's blog, think about it, do you really think that IF she did have a blog, do you think that she would even have the time and dedication to post on one? Probably not.
It's all very well obvious to most of us here that the kind of language this person used proves that this is a fake blog about Lindsay Lohan.
Personally I could care less about this discussion, just wanted to point a few things out to some of you.
oh my gosh! Lindsay!! why are you doing this to your self you shouldnt! you could die! I hope you admitt that you have a problem one day and go to rehab!!!! YOU'RE SICK!!! ADMITT IT HUNNIE!
This site makes me want to stare at a pig fetus
this site makes me wanna stare at a pig fetus
ITS NOT REALLY LINDSAY LOHAN WHO WRITES ON THIS SITE!
awww, are you sure u ain't fatty_lohan ;)
jelous much!
Actually I have to admit I thought your dad was quite hot in a - omigosh hes so ugly, gross and minging hes hot! - kinda way. Im really glad hes been locked up however, because then I won't have this terribly disturbing urge to stalk him any more.
Dam I just realised I published that on world wide net!!
Love and Kisses
My second and crappiest typist who I am hoping to dispose of swiftly.
You are so fat! Can I fuck you? I would love to stick my penis in your ribs! OMG they're hot!
THIS IS A JOKE. YOU CAN ALL RELAX NOW
I feel sorry for those who think this is real...but it also makes me laugh to see how retarted they are as well.
OMG Lindsay, you can't be happy about your dad going to jail can you?? he is your dad!! love him like you loved your dad in Parents' Trap.
blah blah blah
Hey bitch, Lindsay you supposed to be meeting me for our famous 'thin white line', not waisting your time on this bullshit wannabe fan site. Get your skinny fat ass over here!
You guys, Lindsay is actually upset about her dad going to jail, the whole 'happy' out look is a coverup, I love her to bit, so some respect. Oops, gotta go puke!
who or what ever wrote/created this site
is in need of serious lobotomy.
Help yourself to a shit load of psychotropic meds.
Please feel free to visit a center for the mentally ill,not kidding,ever been to a center or have you ever seen what this can do to families in real crisis!
I did, almost lost my beloved to this epidemi on social/physical necessity to look like the dead. Not funny at all and shame on you for this sick site, I had a minor kid looking at this site. you big asshole get something new to do or go and help at these centers for bulemia and annorexia.
you cruel witch. you have 0 respect for your father, also your mother, she has to put up with you, and has to listen of how you tell her, "WHY WOULD YOU EVER MARRY DAD IN THE FIRST PLACE?!" you are so mean. i don't want your feelings to be hurt by this, because one day they will. i just want you to changem for
God.
not even on the 16th hour of an acid trip could i think linsay lohan is hot im the straightest guy in the world and i would rather have sex with a man and anyways her skinney ass would probably start a fire.
You are really inconsiderate of people's feelings. Just b/c someone is a star doesn't mean that they don't go through shit like everyone else does. Plus, she's not even anorexic anymore. and you know what, I'm not even a fan of hers, but it's really rude to hate on someone whose in a really hard spot. It shows that you as a person must have some insecurities of your own and that's why you take it out on other people.
this website rocks................i like totally love it,lol............
i thnk ppl should jus leave linds alone its so obvious dat dis is nt linsay lohan also ppl do nt kno half about her. she is skinny fair enuf but no need 2 b nasty let her lead her own life
hey sum idiots actually believe this especially the idiot who said u hav 2 be thin 2 b classy!!!!!! She looked beta curvy but unlike other people i think her hair iz nice!!!(btw its nt lindsey lohan)
omg wtf is wrong with you! U NEED HELP!
HAHAHA. I'm sorry if this site pisses you off, but its so odviously not lindsay & its funny so if you dont like it, dont read it!
i think its halarious!
yeah man, hueva sed u hadta b thin to look classy needs sum help. i mean godd u dont see guys diggin up coffins to try n rape the skeletons do u? cos skinnyness is definitely not hot. i mean yeah, slim-skinny, but not so skinny u can see every 206 bones (or was it 207?) in ur whole body. geez. n plus, lindsay lohan lookd totally mad (n same wit Hilary Duff) wen they wer jus normal. if u dont think so then go get sum glasses dumbshit.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, well not the whole lindsay thing, but how some people, who knows WHY think this is lindsay lohan! most ppl on this site are being sarcastic i know, but seriously none of u even care bout lindsay, it's all just fake shit and stuff out there, she's prolly fine, anyways i still hate her but cmon ppl if u think this is her, u need to be assfucked, and ill tell u, its prolly some lonley fat ugly ass man making this website up! GROSS eh anywho ur all fucked up
hey leave Lindsay lohan alone...
At least she can loose weight and u know wat she is a role model for me because i loked axactly like her and im gonna follow her diet k so dont bag her out....
Im not being mean but ur probably fat too so SHUT UP!!!!!
Everyone who has posted a comment on here indicating that they actually believe this is Lindsay Lohan's blog deserves to be drug out into the street and shot. You idiots.
This site is hilarious! Keep it up!
LMAO XD
For you idiots who think this is a real blog, I pity you...
LMAO
I like linsdey when it come to acting and singing. but she cause so much fucking drama, it jsut make me wanna hurl. i mean why should any one be ano and bulimic(sorry 4 my spelling). when it comes to guys who looking 4 a gurl. they want pretty NORMAL GURLS. it's unattractive to guys when gurls r just like a stick figure. lindsey, hope you shape hope. keep up like this and u're going down.
i like pineapple... i like peach... i think lindsay can go fuck a tree! wow i should get an A+ for that!
your all trying to make yourself look better and more mature than everyone else you forget who your hurting... is dieting really more important than life values? is your body image more important than your family and friends? what about all the children out there who might have to grow up with their mother or sisters who are terminally ill from ana? should they follow in thier tracks? im not saying your bad people if you do diet.. but think, whats more important to you, not the person who made this site, not the girls who critisize you, but how do you fell deep down? i have battled the same feelings as you, and so has every other girl, but that doesnt make its unimportant! I now am starting in a good direction in the courier i want to be in, and am filling up my life with people who love me for my personality, not my size. and trust me, if u dont like your personality either, either did i, until i realized by supporting others and not critisizing them that i am GREAT, and SO ARE YOU
hi, my names lindsay lohan and im a dickwad ps. im not really lindsay lohan, im a fat old man who is confused about his sexuality and cant get up... down there
i think your a bitch
any ways it got to be a white person who said that ana is cool u and lindsay is some fool she walking around looking like a crackhead and if you ask me about who looks betta lindsay or hillary ill say this "nan one because lindsay is ana and she look like she on crack hillary is bulimic and she look like she was on crack yall both use to be some cute little girls well i guest thats what happens when u be domb and crazy over a boy he got the nerves to tell yall that yall are to fat i would had broke up with him wright then and there i mean yall make to much money to be worring bout him yall could have been got yall a good man stupids
im very disapointed in yall!!!!!!
bree
Has Lindsay Lohan ever done a serious movie ?!!! EVER!!!
Oh thats right because she's only serious about KILLING HERSELF!!
She has never done a serious movie. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!
oh thats right the only thing she's serious about is KILLING HERSELF
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