Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
Please read and recite (and print and post it in the office place or whever there's food!) my Emaciation Proclamation. It's the only way you're going to look as skinny as me.
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 3:09 PM
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
98 Comments:
Seriously, come on. Making fun of Lindsey Lohan is one thing, but posting a picture like that? Get some class, assholes.
agreed.
you are a fucking fool.
this site is completely pathetic- your a fucking joke and so are your stupid laws about getting skinny.
i just got discharged from the St. Paul's Eating Disorders Inpatient Services where I have been living and sleeping AND EATING for the past 6 months and you just gave me the best laugh of my life- your fucking pathetic. get a life woman, if this is what consumes your thoughts than you need some serious help, theres more to life than being 60 pounds... believe me
i love it!
“Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.”
This picture may be a form of beauty to some, but I believe that it is not a beautiful sight, it is really upsetting to see that such a beautiful soul would go to this extent of being corrupted by a self image. I have to say that this is not set off by out looks of other people, by publicity, but by yourself, if you were a intellectual person you would not worry about the weight, our personal image, or even your self, to the extent that you force change among your self (that is a deadly sin, buddy), and I am sorry, if you have committed it, and please don’t say you don’t need my sorrow, because point/blank you need all the help you can get, if this is what makes you the happiest, but if you haven’t, I would give up my most valuable possessions to discontinue you from doing so!.
Just think if Eve would have never eaten that fruit, than we would all be naked ( with out shame, which was what we were supposed to become "a shameless individual"),
then you would see that not only are you unattractive in body and soul (because your soul isn’t attractive when you are creating a sin) but you are extremely cold (LOL).
“A normal person” my friends there is no such thing, we are all different shapes and sizes we are all beautiful, if you cant except that then how do you expegt the rest of us to? Anorexia is a form of ugly sins, and I hope you will greatly discourage everything that this web site has tried to provoke you and your peers friends..ect..to follow. Not believing in our creator but believing in an anorexic actor who isn’t a person of more value then being a horrifying leader in our lives and the lives of our future children. She has obviously NO self steam, and is an individual who needs to understand that love, acceptance and honor is more then skin deep, I am a normal teen who would love to be the size as my boyfriends sister or her friends, or other peers, just like every one els my mind wonders, but I am not and I don’t seek to be change my aperiance, I admire their looks because it is their natural beauty, its like skin color if you are coacation and you friend is black are you going to die your skin black? No of course not, that would just be unintelligent. This is how god made me and you, soooo.., the last thing we should do is go and disrespect our guider, and our father, by changing our self’s.
’ Love takes off masks that we fear cannot live without and know we cannot live within.’
17Shannon--THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
Lindsey Lohan is my super-skinny idol. I mean, she's soooo skinny, I bet her ribs could poke someone's eye out.
I wanna be just like her when I grow up!
Brapp! Brapp! Muhhahahaaaa..
The pucture is just gross. Someone that skinny is just NASTY
Thats gross, thats probably a size 0 dress and its to big for her. Ribs are sexy :I
I would do her!! she's so skinny I betcha that she would snap likea twig!
This blog is a joke. It's funny and life is too short to get worked up over something like this. Enjoy it, I think it is funny.
I think Lindsey Lohan has a severe drug abuse problem, her eyes are always glazed now, she is 30 lbs way too skinny, she used to be a role model, she used to be absolutly gorgeous, now she is very much dogish, and she is ruening her health at a still growing age. I feel sad for her weekness. I saw a write up on how skinny she was in us magazine, then right below it there is a picture of paris, saying she is curvey now, why do that? Maybe paris is trying to grow an ass, hello! idiots. Lindsey has no class, either.
shear shite from shitehouses like you ,the only thing lower than you lot is a dog's penis and even that makes more sense that you bunch of crettin's.
YOU ARE ALL DISCUSTING RETARDS
Wow. . . I'm feeling the love. you know, ppl make fun of me too, and u know what? I want to be thin too. Give Lindsay a break!!!
WoW its funni to see dumbass ppl take trhis blog seriously ... just funni :D Ahh I Love all u dumbasses out there :D U make me want to laugh at ur stupidity :)
PeaCe to The dumB ppL :D
---> Me =]] <---
This is so stupid lindsay is way to skinny i dunno y she had to do that 2 herself it looks disgustin but i kno how i feels to be made fun of from bein too skinny and nobody likes it so can u mind your own god damn business
She needs a cheesburger...stat.
keep up the good work on this blog...two thumbs up...
She looks...Bleah,what the hell is it?I don`t like cementary sex :P
great site! It shows how beautiful and top-sexy superskinny girls/woman are!
Lmao at the people who take time to write 5 paragraphs to a fake blog...
LINDSAY IS A COKE SNORTING PUBLICITY WHORE!
Long live LiquidGeneration...
You people have too much time on your hands. Get A fucking Life you insane fucks! I mean, who has time to dog on people who are rich, if they want to be skinny let them live there life, quit fucking it up for them!
Before all you tight ass losers deny your problem, blast this sight and then go secretly puke the cornFLAKE you ate..... all month, look where it is coming from. LG is hilarious. And at the end of the day this shit is just effing funny!
i thought this was hella funny
I think that what you are doing is the right thing but to say that getting skinny the """ anorexic """ way is bad but i think putting out all of those pictures shows people what they can really look like
good going
Maddie
omg jules18 shut the fuck up!!!
Doesn't anyone know how to spell anymore??
Okay, for the last time: THIS IS A JOKE. Lindsey Lohan isn't writing this fucking thing. It's a gag. Haha, let's make fun of a celebrity. It's not a new concept, people. And jules18, i know you made that entire thing up. You are just a bored, pathetic person who wants to preach to anyone who will listen, and when no one listens, you post it on the comment board of a fake blog.
And @17shannon g, get off your damn pulpit. Okay, so let's say anorexia is a "deadly sin" and God hates all anorexics, even if that was true, you don't make any sense! "Just think if Eve would have never eaten that fruit, than we would all be naked ( with out shame, which was what we were supposed to become "a shameless individual"), then you would see that not only are you unattractive in body and soul (because your soul isn’t attractive when you are creating a sin) but you are extremely cold (LOL). Uh, again please? And maybe you could elaborate on how, if we are supposed to be such godly creatures with no shame, you feel it necessary to point out that all the rest of us "fat people", including murderers and adulterers and theives, would be happy and holy in Eden while (dare I even say their name) anorexics will be ugly and have dirty souls.
Lighten up, go back to school, and stop wasting my time by making me reply to such an idiotic comment!
It's all kind of sad, actually. I bet starving to death isn't too much of a joke to girls with eating disorders. Why don't you go post a blog making fun of cancer patients or AIDS victims? Perhaps someone ought to create a website dedicated to you and your personal trials. Uck.
dude.... i think this place is funny as fuck.... why dont you people shut the fuck up and let her blow chunks on her damn fucking walls...let her make more funny shit to laugh at and shes probably not even really anorexic... she probably says she is... and anyways liquid generation kicks your sites ass!
If y'all really have such a problem with this blog, why do you waste your time continuing to look at it and post on it?? I, for one, think it is hilarious.
all of you, this site is a joke. Take it easy. How is it wrong to post a picture of an exetremely skinny person. Its a satire retards.
shannon g is the biggest idiot i have ever seen
Lol. This is fucking great. I love it... Funny as hell. Fun to read, too.
i love your site! bravo
Ha ha, wow, some people take things way too seriously. This blog is a riot. If you don't like it, spend the time you would have taken bitching on the comment page to down a bottle of aspirin, or polish your shotgun (with the safety off, of course).
I am sure that *real-life* anorexics are never going to eat again, because of this page. Boo hoo. I am sobbing with grief for them.
I dunno...I'm not offended by it, I'm just really sick of the LiLo anorexia jokes (I don't like her, but the whole gag is getting old). Maybe if you had a more clever style of humor instead of just REPEATING THE SAME THING EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE. It's not funny -- just annoying to read.
I really love this blog, but I am so terribly sick of seeing that (Badly) photoshopped picture everywhere. I wish I still had the real picture of that model.... she doesnt look like that.
Keep up the good work.
you bitches! just cause lindsey isnt a anorexik twig like others dosnt meen you cane skit her!! go to hell assholes!!!!!!!!
ANONYMOUS 7:57: I think someone spending there time defending people they don't know are far worse then people making fun of someone that makes to much money and doesn't deserve it. also she is suppose to be a role model thats how she got started (disney) and she also just plain sux
This picture, btw, is a photoshop edit of an already emaciated supermodel if you were wondering why her face is't quite as sunken as her body.
This blog is cool nd really dam funny 8D
OOh that 17ShannonG seems to have a hell of a good typist. I cant seem to get a decent one no matter what I do. I have REALLY strict regulations on my typists but none of them are ever good typers...
Love and Kisses
My second and crappiest typist to date.
What The Fuck???
I Admit: It was funny, But there are people withe severe eating-ptoblems... ever thought of that shitholes?
Ok I laughed and it was funny.
So Why Not?
If Lindsey hed some brains in that pretty (skinny) head, she woud know that this is the most stupid thing she could ever do!!
I live her & if he would die , I would cry my eyes out...
Think Before You Act Lindsey!!!
Groetjes van Elisa
::**xxx**::
this is one of the funniest things i've seen all day, the victoria's secret site is hilarious too!
This is some funny shit... people need to quit bitching and Linsay needs to fuckin eat! ..... People are stupid ... come on you know you think it's funny!
That picture of Giselle was digitally altered.
Is she an aids patients or just losing weight on purpose
fuck ive been anorexic and im not offended its fucking funny....and the "giselle" pic is not enhanced its real...why not make fun of the rich (or poor for that matter)? people are funny go for it and have a laugh...i did.
yeah this site is funny!!!
but i do understand other peoples comments, although some of these comments are histerical to us, the people who have/had aneorexia might read them and see it in a different light to it. i worry that it could spuur the ill minded on.
funny site but poor choice of subject!
Wow. Lindsay, you should see this. The girl in the picture is thinner than you! You'd better smoke s'more crack and throw up more if you wanna get that skinny. You are a fat bitch and you must get skinnier.
I can't believe some dumbasses are getting their panties in a twist over a fake blog. This is hilarious; grow a sense of humor or get off the internet. And to all you bitches who get on your soapbox about "I was an anorexic, it's not funny," go eat a cheeseburger for cryin' out loud.
Why don't you leave Lindsay alone? What has she done to you? Nothing...i believe that she has her own life and can do any god damn thing she wants. I dont blame her cause im just like her (not anorexic). I'm just all crazy and do shit all the time. People might get mad, but i dont care. I live of being crazy, and if ya'll have a problem then i feel sorry for you.
Peace-and-love
shara
Skinny, Fat, inbetween, or alien. Yaa, ya. The majority of American people are superficial. Me included. However, I have a girlfriend of many years who only about a year ago or so has realized that "Hugging the BOWL" !!is Not the "Way to Go".!! Different people gain, or loose differently from others. But the Fact of the matter is,,,,,Sure,,other than the hot turn on slender body,,,,which leads into a faster hardon of my Elongated, Prolong Fluck-Stick, loaded w/ Semen. The cost of the indivual who Purges daily is enormous, both healthwise, n mental,,and the indivigual is also a first class IDIOT!!. Obviously born w/ a brain-washed, and VERY Small Brain. One of the other 1st class Orgasms of life IS TO BE ABLE to Swallow down a Delicious White Asshole Hamburger, or Steak n Shake Chocolate Malted, or Buger-King Whooooper, or a footlong Viena Hut-Ogg. Now that Gale has gained a few extra pounds,,I still find my Elongated fluck stick of 50 years still cooperates fully upon the explosion of Tadpoles into the Orifice's of my Gale, still including all her levels, both of her upper, n lower. Also too,,IT IS!! the Enjoyment of being able to sit down once a day and comfortably TAKE a Good healthy Shit, of which the internal compounds of debris Exits the Anal cavity. Puke, or Purging should be saved for the occasional overdrinking night, or the unknown occasional Bad food consumption. In final Reality, the one who continues to backdraft thier food,,,,You BETTER,, Get Wise, or you WILL Lower the World population, n die long before your time is do!! x. Gales Slut, Chuck!!
What the fuck di that last comment mean?
di = did of course
she used to be so pretty now look at her...skin and bones...that what they should call her...she used ot be my idol now she makes me sick
First of all lindsey lohan should never have been anyones idole. The point is you are all stupid, she was way hotter before she lost a gazillion pounds. man. that was one fiiiiiiine body. what nice boobs. as i was saying. she was hotter before. and people who think this is mean. SUE ME YOU JACK A$$.
you need to get a fucking life. why r u making fun of someone whos gonna be richer and better than u all your life? you probably just did this crappy site cause your a fucking loser, sad about your own life. on the plus side, u did find a weird picture to warn ppl that u gotta eat!!! so really...just get a fucking life. peace out =)
it's too bad that all of you girls think THIS is beautiful and you try to look like it.... because you are simply going to DIEEE... and you are probably very, very young... and very, very stupid....
man her waist is like 5 inches long..man way sexy!!!!!!
First off i think for you ppl whom think that being that skinny is beautiful of "hot" i think you are groose...seriouls no wonder girls have eating disorders like i went into a store the other day and i was like OMG i can't belive they have a size 00! thats horrible...i personally think girls with alittle meat on them is HOT!
ya, that is totally true! its rediculous!!! who cares how skinny you are, i mean shes probably not even healthy! as long as your healthy thats all that matters!
She USED to be so pretty.... now her head just looks really really big in proportion to her body. quite unfortunate. Luv the site though!!!!! XD
I have to admit that Lindsey was the one teen actress I didn't mind watching because I could see that she was more like everyone elce.
It is sad how the pressures of the big screen can turn a beautful and talented girl into a twig...
I feel for her and I wish someone would help her out.
Lindsay...by the time u look as skinny as the supermodel, you will also DIE.
Scheisse!!! Lindsay Lohan fuckin' biAtch!!! hahaha... pioye q este es su blog... But is just hilarius.... Die komische Komentare even more!!! uhuhuhu caga de la risa!!!
You all are just sheeteeesss
This is hilarious. More pictures of beautiful women. No fat chicks!
That Model picture is a FAKE. It has been Photoshopped. Anyone can make fun of celebrities if they choose, this site is actually pretty funny. I like her (or his) sarcasm. It's not the real Lindsey. And that's not a real Model.
THIS PHOTO IS A FAKE - WE ALL KNOW - I ALSO KNOW THE REAL ONE
models might be skinny - but never like this - only anorexics are and they don't look like models -
most of the models weigh more then 115 lbs
most of the fashion photos are fake, but not like this one
i hope its fake....man thats sick how could anyone look like that
i agree - thats all fake and photoshopped - but i think everybody knows that
sorry - but posting faked fotos of serios models or actresses is not ok
i love those models but how they normally look like and i also love lindsay
I don't think that is is right to make fun of people and besides there are alot more things to worry about then your weight.
Eww even tho ik this is fake...this is disgusting. Ugh idk whats wrong with you people...
Listen I don't know who IS IN CHARGE OF THIS SITE BUT ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!!STOP MAKING FUN OFF PPL!!
THIS WHOLE SITE IS A JOKE!
WELL GUESS WHAT? LIFE IS NOT A JOKE
liten lohan you are my favoret star of every thing
please answer me plase im your Bigggggest fan..,..
call at 1(787)6387190
are you pplserious this site is a joke.. get over it
The idea of this side would have been original --- forty years ago. When wannabe-anorexia was not that popular among the average bodied, average faced, average, middle class white girls as it is now...
17shannong I agree good job
Your one of the few normal ppl that are still around but unfortunetly there aren't many left
Ca casse mon coeur but its true
and I have to accept Im one of the crazy ppl around
The ones that cried at night
and thought about suicide
then ran away from home
in a forest all alone
That is true I did all those things a few months ago
I wish God will let a car run over me one day so everything will stop and slowly fade away
A
Lol, grow up people.
the blog was a joke.
haha?
the people hu made up dis blog r fukin stupid y dnt u just fukin get a life and grow up theres nuffin wrong wid bein skinny but wen u take da piss out of em 4 bein skinny u hav gon 2 fukin far so grow the fuk up and take a look in the mirror !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! asshole
oviously this site was a joke....but that fucked up...i mean come on "anorexias a lifestyle not a diesese" oviously you just woke up one day and decieded to become anorexic, and just to let you know you cant do that, if you want to loose weight stop being such a fuckin fucktard and get some balls and admit that your a fat bitchy fat girl thats jelouse that she is skinny and has boobs and you just have a bunch of fat you fat mother fucker...either that or your a fat middle age balding man whe likes to sit around and stare at skinny pitchures of girls while you jack off with ur moms dildo up your ass....YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK...GET A LIFE YOU FAT BITCH!!!!!
love, marisa and chelsea :)
oviously this site was a joke....but that fucked up...i mean come on "anorexias a lifestyle not a diesese" oviously you just woke up one day and decieded to become anorexic, and just to let you know you cant do that, if you want to loose weight stop being such a fuckin fucktard and get some balls and admit that your a fat bitchy fat girl thats jelouse that she is skinny and has boobs and you just have a bunch of fat you fat mother fucker...either that or your a fat middle age balding man whe likes to sit around and stare at skinny pitchures of girls while you jack off with ur moms dildo up your ass....YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK...GET A LIFE YOU FAT BITCH!!!!!
love, marisa and chelsea :)
oviously this site was a joke....but that fucked up...i mean come on "anorexias a lifestyle not a diesese" oviously you just woke up one day and decieded to become anorexic, and just to let you know you cant do that, if you want to loose weight stop being such a fuckin fucktard and get some balls and admit that your a fat bitchy fat girl thats jelouse that she is skinny and has boobs and you just have a bunch of fat you fat mother fucker...either that or your a fat middle age balding man whe likes to sit around and stare at skinny pitchures of girls while you jack off with ur moms dildo up your ass....YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK...GET A LIFE YOU FAT BITCH!!!!!
love, marisa and chelsea :)
oviously this site was a joke....but that fucked up...i mean come on "anorexias a lifestyle not a diesese" oviously you just woke up one day and decieded to become anorexic, and just to let you know you cant do that, if you want to loose weight stop being such a fuckin fucktard and get some balls and admit that your a fat bitchy fat girl thats jelouse that she is skinny and has boobs and you just have a bunch of fat you fat mother fucker...either that or your a fat middle age balding man whe likes to sit around and stare at skinny pitchures of girls while you jack off with ur moms dildo up your ass....YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK...GET A LIFE YOU FAT BITCH!!!!!
love, marisa and chelsea :)
a poem by m&c for English.....
duck me fuck me never let me go until you fuck me and duck me let me tell you i want to fuck you....oh no never oh no never never never let me fuck you softly or up the ass i want it all night in my nostril please pour oil into my vagina hole and rub it all over my clit while i squirt it out at you into your mouth where you will sip on it like a gnt....o please thats all i ask onece i go pee in you mouth to take a shit on your eyeball while i have a cream pie on your nose and shove my asshole onto your nose and masterbate with it...when i vomit and push it into your ass in a paper bag........o fuck me ooooooOOOOOOoOoOooo yes harder of fuck that duck up the ass i will feel sorry for the ass cream pie that will be squirting into my lucious holeeeeeeee...of soft fur...and tug on my pubic hair and slowly eat them with some salt and pepper fry them up liek you would roast beef and eat them liek you would my pussy......cat. once i have bitten of you head you will chew on my clit and proceed to biting it off and fry it up and put it on my stir fry pubes....o please thats all i ask i never want anything else....only that
....the end
hey ur really funny seriously. some anorexic girls r just pathetic... i mean theyre so weak and like omg omg omg!! ur not, or u dont come off that way. i think this thing is just a phase you're going through, if ur not a fake anorexic cuz i dont know any real anorexics that dont take themselves seriously like that. Having said that, I dont think anorexics are hot,,, not like lindsay lohan cuz she's not that skinny... but I'm not into skeletons and I'm not into sick. but i mean,,, every1 has a choice. if they want to look like a starving alien, wutever. if i was a guy i'd prefer girls that didn't look like twigs. Sorry but death scares the hell out of me, and ppl that look like death also do. Still, solute 2 u lindsay skinny lohan!! ur the funniest anorexic ever... really u should b on TV.
fuck, go eat a burger.
my siste just died of bulimua. I find this very upsetting. Instead of all u people out there spending ur money on laxatives and coke, I urge u for once to give a bit to an eatindisorder org. thank you.
whoeva done this is jus takin the piss jus coz lindsay is skinny omg this it jus o.o.o n o.t.t god jus get a life any way if u wer in the lime light u would probly yo yo diet 2
about the picture of the model, it's amazing what photoshop can do. lolll
haha there are a lot of haters...just bcuz they arent skinny how sad. <3 ya lindsay.
OMG uve inspired me im going to follow your comandments to be skinny just like you!
Did Lindsay Lohan really make this site
PReally???
What kinda loser would do that
Man thats sick and mental
And rally sad
You are in my prayers Lindz
I love you
Ok, people? This is all for fun! I find this funny and a little bit sad at times, but it's just a fake blog! People thinking this is really Lindsay are probably the same retards who think the Fetus Spears blog is real and mean. Get a life you useless 'tards. And like Spade said, life's too short to get worked up over funny shit. The LiquidGeneration people are the pervy gods of parodies and long live LG! And oh my god, that picture is Gisele Bundchen and she looks nothing like that, it's Photoshopped so shut the fuck up!
even though you may consider a disorder as a lifestyle, it'll kill people. and anorexic is not pretty. you need to learn that.
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