Thursday, May 10, 2007
I'm Sleeping On The Couch Tonight
This is already everywhere.
I should have gone to Supercuts. At least when they screw up your hair, it only costs you $20.
The trouble began, says another insider when Jess's boyfriend, John Mayer, pointed to a glamorous magazine photo and asked Jess, “How old is this picture of you?” But-whoops!-it was a shot of Ashlee! Uh-oh! "Jessica read John the riot act,” says our source.
GROAN. *She seriously won't shut up about it.* Any advice? She completely cut me off, and I'm pulling my hair out.
Speaking of hair, I got a new haircut. I know, I know. It looks terrible. Thanks. I'm probably gonna wear a hat for the next two weeks or so. Here's a comparison:
I should have gone to Supercuts. At least when they screw up your hair, it only costs you $20.
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Have faith in yourself. You look fabulous. I personally love the hair, makes you more manly, and worldly, or to sum it up "suave". Although you took my previous comment as a sarcastic put-down. Some people just don't appreciate change. I, on the other hand, respect transformation.
And yes, I will be looking forward to the T-shirts......
And yes, I will be looking forward to the T-shirts......
Have faith in yourself. You look fabulous. I personally love the hair, makes you more manly, and worldly, or to sum it up "suave". Although you took my previous comment as a sarcastic put-down. Some people just don't appreciate change. I, on the other hand, respect transformation.
And yes, I will be looking forward to the T-shirts......
And yes, I will be looking forward to the T-shirts......
The haircut is cool but it really doesn't matter because its what's under the hair that matters the most...and THAT is awesome.
The Jimmy Neutron comparison was cute.
The Jimmy Neutron comparison was cute.
I just read the quote in the Star. I never believe that stuff and then you put it in your blog. You crack me up!!
But seriously,
Chill out about 'the girls.' Wearing revealing (but not too revealing) clothes make a girl feel sexy. They boost your self esteem. They get her attention. But in the end, you should be proud to have such a beautiful girl. Let her show herself off and come home to you. You're only bumming her out by making her feel frumpy. You're thinking like a guy, and you should appreciate and let her be herself. If you don't, she'll resent you. No matter how much she loves you.
A well endowed, happy, secure gal. Did I really just say 'gal?'
But seriously,
Chill out about 'the girls.' Wearing revealing (but not too revealing) clothes make a girl feel sexy. They boost your self esteem. They get her attention. But in the end, you should be proud to have such a beautiful girl. Let her show herself off and come home to you. You're only bumming her out by making her feel frumpy. You're thinking like a guy, and you should appreciate and let her be herself. If you don't, she'll resent you. No matter how much she loves you.
A well endowed, happy, secure gal. Did I really just say 'gal?'
Your new hair is adorable. It's impossible to make you look bad, your face is perfect!
On the other hand, your choice in partner, hmm, time for an upgrade.
A woman who nearly exposes herself in public while next to her man, is clearly sending a message that she is available. You might be in for the same unceremonious dumping that Nick got. Beware!
Cleavage is one thing, all out breast exhibition is another. This is your future wife and mother of your children. Make better choices and you won't be photographed looking so sad, you're better than that.
The flashbulbs from the paparazzi are blurring your vision. Aim higher, a classier, sharper woman is out there, but you have to be ready for her. Raise your standards and you will see what's going on much clearer. Your stock is plummeting and you can do something about it, you just are afraid that someone else will pick her up. And they will. Wake up and smell the lighter fluid.
This one is toast!
On the other hand, your choice in partner, hmm, time for an upgrade.
A woman who nearly exposes herself in public while next to her man, is clearly sending a message that she is available. You might be in for the same unceremonious dumping that Nick got. Beware!
Cleavage is one thing, all out breast exhibition is another. This is your future wife and mother of your children. Make better choices and you won't be photographed looking so sad, you're better than that.
The flashbulbs from the paparazzi are blurring your vision. Aim higher, a classier, sharper woman is out there, but you have to be ready for her. Raise your standards and you will see what's going on much clearer. Your stock is plummeting and you can do something about it, you just are afraid that someone else will pick her up. And they will. Wake up and smell the lighter fluid.
This one is toast!
I'm still thinking you aren't speaking her love language--did you read that book yet? (in your free time..ha) I really do think it will help you. There are 5 emotional love languages that people need to feel fulfilled emotionally. When a person is fulfilled, the rest falls in place...aka less fights and aggravation on both sides. Everyone has a different language. They are--cliff notes version-- words of affirmation, quality time, gifts, acts of service, and physical touch. We usually express to others the language we most want to receive back. Or we complain about it the most. Fix that and she'll do anything for you. Really. It works.
So if her love lang is primarily gifts and words of affirmation then you give her the nicest stuff you can find and tons of compliments. It's not that hard once you figure it out. You can also ask straightforward for what YOU need once you know yourself.
I know you're thinking all this is just a small superficial crack but really the river runs much deeper. Not that that is good or bad. It just is what it is.
So if her love lang is primarily gifts and words of affirmation then you give her the nicest stuff you can find and tons of compliments. It's not that hard once you figure it out. You can also ask straightforward for what YOU need once you know yourself.
I know you're thinking all this is just a small superficial crack but really the river runs much deeper. Not that that is good or bad. It just is what it is.
You know John, the best course to true love is always through honesty. That's why I must honestly tell you that I truly do love you. I don't follow you around the internet to get some kind of fanatical kick...anywho, about Jess. Just be honest with her. She and Ashlee are both very beautiful. Why, I wish someone would see a pic of Ash and think it was ME!!! Just sincerely apologize, maybe compose her a tune if she's into that-a little romance couldn't hurt either. If all else fells, INVENT her something, Jimmy Neutron!
And yes, I meant "fells." I'm not a total and complete moron, just a partial one. (Nah, it really was a typo, but you can't correct it without deleting it) ;-) I meant if all else FAILS!!!
Oh. And about the love languages thing...if you are giving her lots of attention(quality time) and compliments (words of affirmation) and you aren't getting anywhere then that's not her love language. Try something else. My best guess is that she is really a "gifts" person. She seems to really enjoy thoughtful, well-designed, expensive, yet meaningful things.
Seeing as how you are a very rich and creative guy this should be easy for ya. Give her a gift every hour for 24 hours..or pick a time of day that is special to you and give her gift at that time every day for a week. Overload her with gifts. Just be sure they are meaningful to her--her fav designer, from a special place, etc. If it's her lang, then she'll really respond pretty quickly.
Seeing as how you are a very rich and creative guy this should be easy for ya. Give her a gift every hour for 24 hours..or pick a time of day that is special to you and give her gift at that time every day for a week. Overload her with gifts. Just be sure they are meaningful to her--her fav designer, from a special place, etc. If it's her lang, then she'll really respond pretty quickly.
Thank you all for your help and advice. I can safely say we've made it over this "rough patch." You guys are great readers and fans.
I hate that little RAT (-face) Mark Anthony. The way he torpedoed his marriage to whatshername and left her for Jennifer Lopez to be a deadbeat dad. Disgraceful (intact celebrity) Latino!
jessica was classy and beautiful john just couldnt handle all the men being attracted to her he wanted to share the limelight and dont let anyone kid you she brought him a lot of attention which he never would have gotten on his own he also probably even got more fans because no one ever knew of him before except his owns younger fans! and also seems funny how jess is very happy and smiling not like it was with nick when she broke up with him!
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