Tuesday, May 22, 2007
I'm a Jungle Cat!
Ignore that press release about breaking up with Jess... for now.
That's the thing about me. I'm like a jungle cat. One minute I'm quietly stalking you in the jungle, the next minute I'm jumping on top of you, claws ripping you apart, eating your entrails, and the following minute I'm back in the jungle, licking my paws. You can't predict me. No "press release" or "written statement" or "thing I said" will stick when it comes to me. The truth isn't some piece of paper you sign and date -- it's a Transformer, changing from a truck to a robot to god only knows what.
I'm a wild man. Rrrowwrrr... and Jess was amazing last night.
Too much information? Well, hold on folks, because you never know how much information you're gonna get with me! Never!
(Me.)
That's the thing about me. I'm like a jungle cat. One minute I'm quietly stalking you in the jungle, the next minute I'm jumping on top of you, claws ripping you apart, eating your entrails, and the following minute I'm back in the jungle, licking my paws. You can't predict me. No "press release" or "written statement" or "thing I said" will stick when it comes to me. The truth isn't some piece of paper you sign and date -- it's a Transformer, changing from a truck to a robot to god only knows what.
I'm a wild man. Rrrowwrrr... and Jess was amazing last night.
Too much information? Well, hold on folks, because you never know how much information you're gonna get with me! Never!
(Me.)
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Why are you so obsessed with John Mayer that you would resort to imping him with an entire blog? Is this a hobby, or something?
Who is more pathetic, us for reading this trash, Jessica for going back to John, or John for going back to Jessica...
Quite a conumdrum...
Quite a conumdrum...
Jungle Cat??? Nah, pussy is what I think - then again, I heard he doesn't even like pussy - What was Jess great at last night? Painting your toenails John?
All aboard the Simpson pr bus...Joe must be so proud to have someone of John Mayer's legendary status boning his daughter...
John Mayer is a total sell-out! I think he is the one that is being held hostage by the crazy ass Simpsons - Someone has a picture of someone with a goat!
All aboard the Simpson pr bus...Joe must be so proud to have someone of John Mayer's legendary status boning his daughter...
John Mayer is a total sell-out! I think he is the one that is being held hostage by the crazy ass Simpsons - Someone has a picture of someone with a goat!
slow dancing in a burning room, hot,hot,hot song! it causes some serious global warming!
favorite song off Continum
favorite song off Continum
TMI-leave my entrails alone you homo-loving freak. Tranny Jessica is a cover for your real love of 13 year old skinny boys. Boy how the mighty Times top 100 have fallen.
Nick Lachey is laughing his ass off over this whole debacle of a relationshit his ex-ho-bag is in.
Nick Lachey is laughing his ass off over this whole debacle of a relationshit his ex-ho-bag is in.
My boss' brother's friend blew John Mayer at the Comedy Celler the other night. John blew his load so fast gravity took over almost took his eye out he's wearing a pirate patch now from what this homeboy said JM was not missing Jessica or any other women. Boyfriend likes it rough with guys.
Quit the hating on John, he is a very talented singer that deserves our utmost respect and adoration.
he's a talented blues musician, songwriter, guitarist, & vocalist. jess is a non-talented singer with the funniest faces when she sings.
JM just keep Jessie and all will be fine she is not perfect as neither are you and me.I get tired of people being so rude of everything Jessie does.
This is not good. Jessica should run for the hills and you should find another her.. but not quite..
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