Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Clarification: What John Mayer Gift Certificates Do Not Buy You
My lawyers and I would like to make something abundantly clear, regarding the John Mayer Gift Certificates I sell in my online store. The gift certificates are "...the perfect gift to send your friends and family so they can pick up their favorite John Mayer gear." "John Mayer gear" refers to CDs, sweatshirts, and fan club membership (which is a great deal, by the way).
John Mayer gear does not refer to the following:
My lawyers and I would like to make something abundantly clear, regarding the John Mayer Gift Certificates I sell in my online store. The gift certificates are "...the perfect gift to send your friends and family so they can pick up their favorite John Mayer gear." "John Mayer gear" refers to CDs, sweatshirts, and fan club membership (which is a great deal, by the way).John Mayer gear does not refer to the following:
- Tickets to John Mayer concerts and live performances.
- Backstage passes to John Mayer shows.
- Food that was supposed to be delivered to John Mayer's dressing room.
- Items of clothing worn by John Mayer, including briefs and undergarments.
- The license plate on John Mayer's tour bus.
- Wi-Fi internet purchased and paid for by John Mayer.
- Any of John Mayer's personal writings, notebooks, or wooden handicrafts, like John Mayer's hand-crafted birdhouse.
- Finally, and I'm not kidding about this - sexual favors from John Mayer.
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I'll buy stuff if you tell me all about the Alicia Keys collaboration. I've been waiting on this since the summer...spill the beans Mayer.
OK Now I know that your not John Mayer and it's really stupid that your trying to make him look like an egoistical asshole who only cares about himself fame and who he's sleeping with. Get a life instead of trying to live someone else's
shelley - Trust me, you don't want to know!
m - More on Alicia Keys next week.
anonymous - I like this classic pic, but maybe I'll change it up.
anonymous - Believe whatever you want to believe. No one's stopping you.
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m - More on Alicia Keys next week.
anonymous - I like this classic pic, but maybe I'll change it up.
anonymous - Believe whatever you want to believe. No one's stopping you.
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