YEP, MY PEE PEE IS HUGE

OKAY TO STOP ALL THE EMAIL I'VE BEEN GETTING ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY PEE PEE I'D LIKE SAY THAT YES, MY PEE IS HUGE

NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY AND YOU CAN ALL GO BUY MY TROJAN MAGNUM'S FOR MY FIRST DAY BIRTHDAY, LET ME JUST TELL YOU I'M BORED OUT OF MY ASS.

IN MOMMY'S UTERUS I WAS ABLE TO SWIM AROUND AND POKE AT STUFF LIKE HER LIVER AND PANCREAS

BUT SITTING HERE IN THIS HOSPITAL BED AROUND ALL THESE OTHER BABIES IS LIKE BEING AT A FRICKIN RETARD CONVENTION. DO THESE BABIES OR NURSIES KNOW WHO I AM? I THGOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE BORN IN THE RIZT CARLTON OF HOSPITALS BUT NO, MOMMY DECIDED TO GO TO A REGULAR ONE. THAT IDIOT. BUT WHO CARES. I GET OUT IN A FEW DAYS.

I'VE ALREADY TASTED MOMMY'S MILK AND IT TASTE LIKE ASS WATER. I NEED SOME SOY MILK I THINK.

CATCH YA LATER, YA'LL....

FETUS, OUT!