SO IMMATURE!

So I went out on another date with Dominic James because my mom made me. God I hate him, he is so immature. First we spent three stupid hours at Chucky Cheese and let me tell you something that little idiot couldn’t hit a whack a mole if its legs were broken. I won all the tickets that night (I am so good at that game where you role the coin down the ramp and get it into that spinning hole. I would have won more if it wasn’t being hogged by those Chinese girls.) But after I won all the tickets he insisted on picking out the toy we got. He picked a giant stuffed Donkey from Shrek. Honestly I can’t think of a bigger waste of prize tickets.

But then the worst thing came when we went back to his place. He asked me if I wanted to touch his penis. I didn’t know what to do so I just said “yes”. I was so shocked it was all I could do. So he tells me to close my eyes and stick out my hand which I do… but when I feel something g it wasn’t a penis at all. IT WAS A PIECE OF POOP! He put am piece of poop in my! What a baby! Oh and his poop smells so bad! My hand still smells bad today. His mom is so neglectful. All he eats is stuff off the Wendy’s 99 cents menu and you can totally tell. Anyway, I still have my Yeast infection and I just know this isn’t going to help. But he thought this was all so hilarious! He laughed about it like it was the funniest thing in the world.

Well the jokes on you Dominic James! Now the whole world knows about this and you’ll never get a girl to touch your penis!