Tuesday, February 13, 2007

An Open Letter to Abagail Breslin

Hey Abagail,

I just wanted to say congratulations on your big Oscar nomination. I know a lot of people have speculated about my feelings on the matter and to be honest I was a bit jealous at first. Let's face it, I was supposed to be this generations Jodie Foster. But here I am, days away from the big ONE THREE and all I've got to show for my-self are an MTV Movie Award and some nominations from the Screen Actors Guild. And then on top of all that to see you, a ten year old, get the Oscar nom... well it all just drove home the fact that I'm wasting my life. So I decided to get mad at you when I should have been getting mad at my-self. It was immature and I see that now.But I've spent a lot of time with my Meditation Guru this week and he helped me overcome my anger and make a pretty serious realization. I realized, Abagail, that your nomination is actually a good thing, for me and the tween acting community as a whole.

You've un doubtbly heard about my struggles to find a distributor for my new film Hound Dog. I feel that with child abuse being such a prevalent problem into today's society it is the responsibility of artists such as ourselves to open a public dialogue on the issue via our art. But it seems that those in control of the media would rather turn a blind eye to these matters because it would make some people uncomfortable. But Abagail what i realized is that alone I can't fight these people, but together we could. Just think of it, my box office clout mixed with your critical success. We'd be unstopable. We could get any project we wanted green lit. No longer would we be forced into "kiddie" rolls, trying to act against a talking pig or Mike Myers covered in Yaks hair. We could finally make the important works of art we were put on this earth to make.

That's why I want you to take a look at a script I just discovered. It's the perfect vehicle for us to co-star in. It's called Pre-Teen Dyke Out and it's a tasteful yet harrowing look at the tragic lives of pre-teen girls and the societal factors that lead them to dyking out. My agent will forward your agent the script. Please read it and tell me what you think.

Good luck at the Oscars. I'll be rooting for you.

-Dakota Fanning

21 Comments:

At February 14, 2007 6:36 AM , otto said...

Well, this pretty much hits a new low in stupidity. Impersonating 12 year-old girls must be so satisfying for someone like you with no discernible actual skills or talent. So what do you do for fun, stand outside junior high schools and throw rocks at the girls as they walk by?

What a waste.

 
At February 14, 2007 9:52 AM , Dakota Fanning said...

Otto, I find your comments mean and offensive. How is it right for you to tell me I'm not who I say I am? You have no proof of that I'm not Dakota Fannin. I could just as easily say that your some sort of cross dressing weird-o. And I will say that becuase, as Dakota Fanning, I have assitants who will perform massive background checks on anyone I please. And I did one on you and discovered that you are a cross dresser. So stop accusing me of being a liar when you can't evne admitt to the world that you spend most Sunday Afternoons in your mom's underware.

 
At February 28, 2007 7:10 PM , Kamara said...

I agree with Dakota,otto.
if she says she's dakota fanning i believe her and nothing will change my mind.


-Kamara

 
At March 14, 2007 6:50 AM , otto said...

Then you're an idiot.

 
At March 20, 2007 1:32 PM , Anonymous said...

This is extemely stupid and shallow. I agree with Otto! To imitate a talented, young actress such has Dakota has brought the blogging community to an all time low. Oh, and nice speeling on your last name, 'Dakota'. Oh, and assistants, admit, even, and underwear. This is an all time low, andfaux Dakota, this is pathetic.

 
At March 20, 2007 1:38 PM , Anonymous said...

This is SO stupid. How can anyone be this demented? Do us a favor, dakota impersonator, and stop doing this. You're just one more psychotic internet person. What's worse, some people ACTUALLY believe this is Dakota Fanning! I may talk to your administrator or provider to shut this blog down. This is so low. You should be ashamed of yourself, I know I am ashamed of humankind to see we have sunk this low...
Try to focus on your own life, not on impersonating a poor girl.

 
At April 1, 2007 6:37 PM , --Sam-- said...

hey otter and other thing
i wouldn't care if your comments where true or not cuz am with dakota all the way wat do you for fun besides dressing up as your mum hey i forget you can swim in a serwer yeah otter you did good and the other thing get a name before you say anyone is an imposter oh sorry you where born without name weren't you too bad

Don't worry about them dakota there nothing compared to you

 
At April 3, 2007 4:28 PM , Kamara said...

i don't care what you think otto and "anonymous" why would you be here in the first place if you didn't like Dakota Fanning by the way Sam you rock:D same with you Dakota:D

 
At April 3, 2007 5:38 PM , Courtney said...

That's wrong otto and anomymous. If Dakota Fanning is Dakota Fanning, what can YOU say about it? If you don't like her, don't visit this website. Besides, how would an impersonater know A LOT about Dakota Fanning. I believe she's Dakota Fanning and you must have a problem with that. Maybe Dakota will push you in a volcano too.

 
At April 4, 2007 3:31 PM , --Sam-- said...

courtney's comment is so true how could she be a imposter if she's know so much about what dakota's doing otto you are a retard and anonymous wit the f**k are you

dakota fanning#1 karmara#1 and i guess courtney#1
can be too

 
At April 6, 2007 8:02 PM , --Sam-- said...

wait let me fix that last comment
Dakota#1
karmara#2

 
At April 11, 2007 4:43 PM , Kamara said...

anonymous and otto
you suck
you are just jealous that Dakota's an actress and you aren't and people that are actors/actresses are aloud to have blogs too. there isn't any rule about that.
and why are you guys here? if you don't believe she's dakota fanning i'm here because i believe she is.

p.s Dakota, Courtney and Sam u rock!!!!!!! :D otto and anonymous get out of here!!!!!!!!!!

 
At April 11, 2007 5:15 PM , --Sam-- said...

otto not to be mean or nothing cuz i anit as low as you but really how did you get the name otto it sounds weird but i'll always call you otter and anonymous i think i'll name you cuz i think its kinna sad not to have a name so how about shitbag it explains you in everyway

everyone who likes dakota are #1's

like karmara and courtney

 
At April 26, 2007 7:49 PM , nepolisad said...

que honda soy torpe o que!! no aparece mi comentario o se me esconde,? onde estas comentario psss psss psss gatito gatito onde stas! a no onde sta el veve?

tvcytdgunvv

 
At April 26, 2007 7:52 PM , nepolisad said...

porque no la haces en espaƱol ya me hice bolas, no me habia fijado que cada entrada tiene su propia seccion de comentarios pero en donde los miro perame ya lo encuentro lento pero seguro

 
At April 26, 2007 8:00 PM , nepolisad said...

ese es el detalle de los blog que siempre sale uno que se cree el mejor no lo crees Dakota pero relajate y responde con calma y prudencia

 
At August 11, 2007 11:54 PM , nepolisad said...

No es necesario esta accion, no tienes que humillarte tu eres capas de todo cuanto desees, tu eres autosuficiente no necesitas pedir alianzas solo haz lo que sabes hacer, se lo mejor que puedas en tus papeles y actua con todo tu ser y seras siempre la mejor entre las mejores, si continuas menospresiandote desonrras y defraudas a los que te han apollado en toda tu carrera, se valiente a enfrenta cada dia con ainco y tenasidad se dakota fanning.

 
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