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Ashton Kutcher Destroys Souls

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Mar 25 2008

When asked "How much do you think we hate you?", Ashton stretched his arms and replied "This much."


 
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Ashton Kutcher Destroys Souls

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 25 2008

When asked "How much do you think we hate you?", Ashton stretched his arms and replied "This much."




 
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Demi Is Disgusting

By: LG Staff
Date: May 26 2009

This is Demi Moore and now you don't have a boner for her.




 
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How Ashton Kutcher Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2003

Do you resemble the world's formost M.I.L.F expert Ashton Kutcher?




 
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Suck My News Weekly Tara Reid is Busted

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 30 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Demi Moore Eats Fetuses

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

Demi Moore is in her 40's and she still looks 25! She obviously drinks unborn children out of the Cup Of Christ. She has chosen Wisely!




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly Lindsay Lohans Dead Almost

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 3 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Demi Moores See Through Shirt

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

Demi showed Moore of her nipples under this bra-less black shirt.




 
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Poor Demi Moore

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 30 2012

Luckiest 15 year-old ever.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 66 Celebrity Break Ups

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 22 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Death To Celebrity Couples

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2003

They are celebrity couples and we want to kill them. Well now's your chance.




 
 
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Transformers Decepticond

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 15 2009

Forget about Ashton Kutcher. Here’s a new prank show starring your favorite Transformer – Starscream! Oh yeah, and he might kill you.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Celebrities Are Stupid

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 30 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly June 6th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 34

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 4 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
 
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SAD Cats have opinions too

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2007

May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.




 
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How To Make A Handle

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 29 2010

This is the best video tutorial on how to make a handle.




 
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Army Escape and Evade

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 22 2009

Try to get to the finish line without being spotted by the spot lights.




 
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Suck My News Weekly June 27th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Calvin and Hobbes

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 10 2006

It's the real story, folks, and it doesn't have a happy ending.




 
 
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Hot Cheetos and Takis

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 23 2012

This is the newest summer jam brought to you from Y.N. Rich Kids- a group formed in a youth summer program at the Minneapolis North Community YMCA, who are now gaining wide spread media attention. And so are the snacks that their rap celebrates... Their enthusiasm is contagious. We don't even know what Takis are but we sure want some!




 
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Escape and Evade

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 4 2000

Try to get to the end goal but watch out not to get spotted by the search lights!




 
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Penis and Breast Calculator

By: LG Staff
Date: May 24 2002

Measure you penis and breast size using this revolutionary technology.




 
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Cameron Diaz Has Anger Issues

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 7 2007

Cameron Diaz took some time out of her busy day to throw some oranges at Ashton Kutcher… but who was she really thinking of…




 
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Weezer Pork and Beans

By: LG Staff
Date: May 23 2008

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.