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Lindsay Lohans Boob Song

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Sep 29 2008

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.


 
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Lindsay Lohans Boob Song

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 29 2008

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Extreme Diet Chamber

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2009

Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Interactive Bedroom

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2009

Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!




 
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Lindsay Lohans A Lesbo

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 25 2009

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Screen Test

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.




 
 
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Lindsay Lohans Shoe Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 23 2009

We like it when Linday Lohan tries on shoes. And so do you.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Adequate Vodka

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 26 2007

When you can't quit… Adequite.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Mui Mui Ads

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 23 2007

The amazing things you can do with Photoshop….




 
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I Hate Lindsay Lohans Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 4 2007

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!




 
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Lindsay Lohans Nude Photos Will Kill You

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2008

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!




 
 
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Celebrity Slutsicles Lindsay Lohans Rehab Song

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 24 2007

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Sideboobs Go For A Walk

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 21 2008

We don't believe in bras either.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Save Lindsay Lohans Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 4 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Lindsay Lohans Dead Almost

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 3 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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The Wine Rack

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 16 2009

Breast implants for the alcoholic.




 
 
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Penis and Breast Calculator

By: LG Staff
Date: May 24 2002

Measure you penis and breast size using this revolutionary technology.




 
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Breast Wedding Dress Ever

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 2 2008

If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.




 
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Breast Commercial

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 15 2006

I'm still not sure what this commercial is for. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter.




 
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Simple Breast Enhancement

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 29 2010

Apparently, if you drink green tea, you develop strange boob enlarging abilities.




 
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Easy Curves Breast Enhancer

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 16 2008

Thank God there is a team of "University Medical Doctors" researching how to add 3/4 of an inch to your bust size.




 
 
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Lindsay Lohan is in Rehab

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2007

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.




 
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Lindsay Has Coke Nose

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?




 
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Before They Were Boob Jobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 6 2009

Boob Alert! Check out these tiny, pre-silicon boobies and tell us who got implants!




 
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Why You Need a Close Shave

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 13 2006

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?




 
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk 235

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 5 2008

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.