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White Trash Patriotism

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Nov 6 2007

… because we can’t let the terrorists win.


 
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White Trash Patriotism

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 6 2007

… because we can’t let the terrorists win.




 
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How White Trash Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 16 2002

Do you live in a trailer park? Do you drink the crappiest beers? Have sex with your sister? Well, maybe you’re Orthodox White Trash!!




 
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Sexy White Trash

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2008

Here are some of the trashiest people in Hollywood. Most of them grew up in Alabama.




 
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Whoose Boobs Week 164 White Trash Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 8 2005

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.




 
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Trash Kills Chipmunks

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 25 2007

Did you know your trash was helping control the chipmunk population?




 
 
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Ghost Ridin White Boy

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 13 2006

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.




 
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White Guy Rule 32

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 15 2006

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.




 
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Great White Close Call

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 10 2010

I love sharks, but I never want to be that close to a Great White.




 
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Camaro Truck

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2006

My other car is a convertible SUV.




 
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Tom Cruise Is White

By: LG Staff
Date: May 5 2006

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!




 
 
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Traci Bingham Boobs Take Out The Trash

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 27 2008

We totally wear her outfit when we're cleaning out the gutters, too.




 
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Bushs White House Invasion

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 27 2009

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!




 
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Meg White Makes Reporter Puke

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2007

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.




 
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Close Call with Great White

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 18 2010

I love sharks, a lot!!! But if a great white ever got this close to me, I'd definitely lose it.




 
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Shaun White Does The Dew

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2010

Shaun White is too young to drink, but he's not too young to be hilarious! (or a firecrotch!).




 
 
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White Oprah Shrunk

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 26 2007

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.




 
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White Chicks Gang Signs

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 3 2007

90% of these girls live in Orange County.




 
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Kids Tattoo Maker

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 4 2006

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!




 
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Lazy Highway Worker

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 28 2006

Oh come on, even with your government salary, you're STILL this lazy??




 
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Meg White Sex Tape Is Real

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2009

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.




 
 
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Furniture Store for Black White People

By: LG Staff
Date: May 19 2009

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.




 
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The White Christmas Game

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 17 2007

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.




 
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Happy White Seal says I Love You

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 15 2002

Here's a sweet loving message from a happy white seal.




 
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Polar Opposite

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2007

Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.




 
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No Sleep Till White House

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2008

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.