… because we can’t let the terrorists win.
Do you live in a trailer park? Do you drink the crappiest beers? Have sex with your sister? Well, maybe you’re Orthodox White Trash!!
Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.
I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.
George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!
Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.
Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.
Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!
Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.
Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.
Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.