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When Will You Die

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 20 2003

Don't be a wuss. See when you're going to die by taking this test.


 
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When Will You Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 20 2003

Don't be a wuss. See when you're going to die by taking this test.




 
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When You Gotta Go

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2012

You gotta go.




 
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Will You Go To Prom With Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.




 
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Fantastic Delites

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 20 2012

We guess the point is how far people will go for the promise of something free despite the fact that they have no idea what that something is. But, come on, it's called a Fantastic Delite, tell us, who could turn down an object so beautifully named? The sad part, us viewers still have no idea what this wondrous object is. Maybe we're not supposed to care, but we do, damn you slick marketing folk, we. still. do...




 
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WYR Die Hard

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

Live Free or Die Hard? It’s the movie title that’s already a who’d you rather.




 
 
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When You Wish Upon a Knocker

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 17 2007

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!




 
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This Happens When You Crap Your Pants

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 26 2009

Somebody call Orkin.




 
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Warning God Will Judge You

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2007

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!




 
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Were All Gonna Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 24 2004

The following stupid movie questions involve old people who are about to die (that means you, grandma!).




 
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Ben Stillers Die Hard 12

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2007

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.




 
 
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Heidi Montag Will Work You Out

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2008

Is Heidi going to be the next Richard Simmons? Do you care?




 
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This Workout Will Give You Pleasure

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 14 2009

We debated posting this video for the last couple weeks because we didn't know whether it was pornographic enough for you.




 
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Anna Faris Will Pee For You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 9 2008

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.




 
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This Family Will Give You Nightmares

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 5 2009

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"




 
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Michael Jackson Baby Will Freak You Out

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 7 2009

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.




 
 
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Vida Guerras Butt Will Impress You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 23 2009

We just found the perfect pillow.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Nude Photos Will Kill You

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2008

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!




 
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Please Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 2 2007

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!




 
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If You Move

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 10 2011

You die.




 
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Dumb Ways To Die

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2012

Here at LG we love dark subject matter packages in bright shiny child-like cartoons. Apparently so do the people over at the Australian Metro who put together this PSA type ad.




 
 
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Unique Will Reading

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 17 2011

This has to be a prank, right? If not, these people need some family therapy.




 

And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.




 
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Anna Paquin Will Cover Her Bikini For You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 25 2009

She's still hot with or without clothes.




 

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.




 

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.