If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.

We don't know whether these news anchors are awesome or demented or what but WE LIKE THEIR SPIRIT.

A cute and furry criminal is accused of a horrible crime.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

As always, the Japanese make everything Internet-funny.

Have every movie ruined for you in 5 minutes.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

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NSFW: Alex Trebek seems to hate his job and those he works with. This drives him to get drunk on the job and be hillarious.

Watch Josh Groban weird-out America by singing famous television theme songs.

Every "That's What She Said" joke from The Office, ever.

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

Another reason why the "Batman & Robin" movie is totally underrated. This dialogue is just amazing!

Who's a better Joker? Jack Nicholson's or Heath Ledger?

Peter Griffin's bigass chin gets inside the Matrix.

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The title so literal it will blow your mind.

Reality TV is a lot like summer camp without the friendships.

I am a patriot, and I love my country, because my country has The Muppets.