Cameron Diaz did a foreign-market commercial. What a traitor. Slut.

Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson had to fluff the girls before going to an Oscar afterparty.

Tyra Banks grabbed Katherine McPhees boobs – and they're real!

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

Amy Pohler as Britney Spears on SNL. I'm way ups into shorty tigers, y'all!

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

Paris partied in Vegas this weekend for her birthday on the 17th. Here's some exclusive footage!

Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!

The E! Channel decides to end The Anna Nicole Show on a high note. Her untimely death.

Conan screens his favorite clip from Walker, Texas Ranger. And let's just say, there's a little bit of AIDS in there.

Serena Williams takes on Conan O'Brien in Wii tennis.

Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.