Kiefer loves his whiskey and he loves his Christmas Trees.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

Watch Bruce Willis turn into a Japanese Monster before your eyes!

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

The Moment Britney Spears Didn’t Want You To See!

A video mashup of Tom Cruise being smacked down by Oprah. Oh how we love us some mashups!

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

Who knew that Jeremy Piven was such a stud?

David Letterman vs. Bill O'Reilly. This has got to be one of the more awkward moments in history.

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.

Celebrities make lots of money by making commercials outside the United States. They also make themselves look like idiots. Tumor!

People make bad decisions. Even Mike Ditka.

Watch Kanye West make an argument for why he should win a Grammy Award. This guy is a total douche bag.

Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.

Crispin Glover was supposedly on LSD when he did this interview. He's completely Nucking Futs.