This dog will also do your taxes if you ask it nicely.

I had a similar reaction when I heard Jersey Shore was not going to be shot at Jersey!

We have no idea what's going on here, but our brain just melted. This video is quite the experience.

Why have kids when you can have a dog and teach it to talk? Dogs are far less messy than kids are.

Who needs an alarm when you can have this rooster wake you up in the morning?

You'd probably fall asleep while having sex with this two swingers.

We always knew Japanese people were kind of weird, but this is just amazing. Sick dance movies, guy who looks like a giant sausage!

This guy should get together with Andy from The Office and start a band. We'd totally illegally download their album.

We always do this dance right before bedtime.

This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

As expected, they get pretty creative.

Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

Breast implants for the alcoholic.

These South Korean soccer fans have serious skills...they managed to do this, not by holding up cards, but with their clothing.

This will give us nightmares until the end of time.

Nope, this is the scariest bass player ever!

Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

The Awkward Police should just arrest this guy.

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.