When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

So much time, effort and sheer determination went into this video it's a wonder it didn't make the internet explode.

He's going to be addicted to crack and hookers in a couple of months, no doubt about it.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goes to Comic Con and makes a bunch of nerds want to go home and kill themselves.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

It's the anthem of the internet, grunge-ified.

There have been a lot of guests that made themselves a trainwreck on Reno 911. Here are some of the most memorable.

We always said the Japanese were talented, if not a little crazy. Here are 10 best Anime TV shows ever.

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.

Panic Bear is mighty scared of the Lion Cub! Watch his face fill with terror as the lion gets in his face!

She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

At least she didn't murder grandma!

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

This super-hip wedding party performed the entire dance to "Thriller" for their guests. The only disappointing part is the lack of zombie make-up.