If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

There's nothing cooler than sending a 200lb anvil into the sky.

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

As expected, they get pretty creative.

We love a good lovers quarrel, especially one involving bitchy cats.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

Breast implants for the alcoholic.

The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

These South Korean soccer fans have serious skills...they managed to do this, not by holding up cards, but with their clothing.

It's a sad day for everybody.

This driver should be celebrated for being the Douchiest Douchebag In The Entire World.

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

We'd just these guys, so should you.