This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

The internet will eventually destroy the makers of every web show creator in the world.

Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

Lady Gaga, South Park's Cartman and Christopher Walken perform Poker Face. The internet wins today, everybody can go home.

This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

Usually weddings are boring. Not this one.

This is kind of gross, but mostly awesome. Somebody invented a chicken plucker and decided to gross everybody out by putting it in action and posting a video on the internet. Everybody's a winner.

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be.

You have to hand it to CBS for really editing this in a way that generates the LOLs.

Hope she's okay, but we're happy to see that chick's underwear.

It's amazing that an animated show, like 'Family Guy,' is able to include so many incredible musical numbers. Here are ten of the funniest.

You'd think these guys would be more professional but NO.

It's like Michael Jackson's was reincarnated into a chubby kid who can't sing. How adorable.

Everyone knows being a weatherman is a joke; this guy obviously accepts that.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

What did she say?

For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

So gross it's awesome! Rotting pumpkin timelapse!

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.