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Total News or Total Lies

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Nov 18 2009

Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!


 
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Total News or Total Lies

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2009

Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!




 
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Total Cownage

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2007

That Spartan armor isn't looking so tough now is it?




 
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Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Version

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 2 2009

Nothing is funnier that literal versions of 80s videos.




 
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Total Eclipse of the Heart Flowchart

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 20 2009

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.




 
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Total Mel Tdown

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 4 2006

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!




 
 
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5 Minutes for Total Pwnage

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 27 2007

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.




 
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Fetus Face

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 17 2007

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.




 
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The Bitch Quiz

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 26 2003

What are you? Not that bitch, a total bitch, the biggest bitch on the planet? Take this quiz to find out.




 
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Paris Lies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 29 2007

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.




 
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Parking Your Car

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 20 2011

Like a total pro.




 
 
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Kuato Rain

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 13 2007

Hey Tay, did you steal this song from Kuato? or do you have a Kuato living inside of you?




 
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Live News Mishaps

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 22 2011

The best part of watching a news anchor lose it live, is the fact that they have to maintain composure.




 
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Britney Lost 61 Million

By: LG Staff
Date: May 2 2008

...pounds at Bally's Total Fitness!




 
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Tara Reids Stomach Is Hungry for Dog

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 23 2009

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.




 
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Lies from the Pits of Hell

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2012

Allow us to paraphrase: "statement, contradictory statement, I call myself a scientist but only use scientific methods when it's convenient, propaganda, propaganda, propaganda." -not the biggest deal if he wasn't a representative in our government. Cute background.




 
 
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News Room Fight

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 9 2010

I'm sure these guys got fired, don't worry they were offer a job by the UFC.




 
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Sexy or Ugly Friend

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 14 2009

We show you a picture of a hotty with her friend whose face is covered. You have to guess if the friend is sexy or ugly!




 
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Mrs Jenna Talia

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 6 2012

Oopsie doodle! What's on this lady's mind? Perhaps she suffers from the adult ADD that was the topic of this Today Show news segment. Whatever it was, total fail. Check it out.




 
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SaD Myspace Lies

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 13 2007

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.




 
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Tyra Banks Now 100 More Annoying

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 29 2009

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!




 
 
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News Anchor Falls Asleep

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 8 2012

Not only does this guy fall asleep on air, he blames it on "doing math in his head"! We know, we know, math is tricky, and thinking can be straight up exhausting... and then there's Sven... Poor Sven, out there in the cold, and, yet, he handles it so graciously.




 
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Internet F wad Theory

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2007

Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F*¢kWad




 
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Black Ops

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 24 2011

Total freakout. Wait to the end, it's totally worth it.




 
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Dont Recall Tara Reids Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: May 13 2008

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.




 
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Beyonce Lies About Her Age

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 12 2006

This Texas birth record seems to prove that Beyonce Giselle Knowles was born in 1974, making her 32, not 25 like she claims.