Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.
Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.
"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"
Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.
This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!
Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!
Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!