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Helga Mohammed

The Food Lift

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Mar 4 2010

Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.


 
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The Food Lift

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 4 2010

Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.




 
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Tiny Fast Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 16 2006

The 100-Calorie Fast-Food Diet!




 
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Food Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 6 2012

Poor guy, can't turn his back on his food for a second.




 
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Food Fight

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 10 2008

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.




 
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Chinese Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 27 2006

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.




 
 
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Prison Food Better Than a School Lunch

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 25 2007

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.




 
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Fast Food Fail

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 14 2009

Finally, a cure for diabetes!




 
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Fake Nails Snack Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 27 2006

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??




 
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Chinese Food or Vomit

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2006

If you’re eating a delicious plate of Sesame Chicken right now you may want to stop.




 
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Food Tray

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 10 2011

Karmic revenge.




 
 
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Food Court Musical

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 10 2008

Anything involving a Hot Dog on a Stick costume is a winner.




 
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Are Spaghetti Westerns Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.




 
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Fat Kid Food Drop Tetris

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 31 2006

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.




 
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Bird Food Shoes

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 16 2007

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"




 
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Impressive Food Trick

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2010

Suddenly, I'm not so proud of my microwave meals.




 
 
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Rupert Everett Looks 10 Years Gayer

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 21 2009

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.




 
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The King

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 27 2008

It's good to be one.




 
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Britney The Barbarian

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2007

It's always a blast when you photoshop Britney's face onto something else!




 
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Audrina Doesnt Look Dumb In The Face Here

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 9 2009

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.




 
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Jerk Cop Arrests Fast Food Employee

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!




 
 
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Hard Gay Feeds the Children

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 21 2007

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!




 
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Guess the Designated Driver

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 4 2011

It's pretty obvious who doesn't belong in this picture.




 
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Possessive Dog

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 20 2011

Wont share his food with the baby.




 
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Nicole Richie Eats

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 9 2007

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!




 
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SNL Drinks Your Milkshake

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2008

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.