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Talkdown Britneys Breakdown

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Nov 18 2008

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!


 
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Talkdown Britneys Breakdown

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2008

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!




 
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Darth Vaders Nervous Breakdown

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

We know that Darth Vader had issues, but did you know that he had issssuuuuues? He seriously needs to have a sitdown with a psychiatrist. He's having a nervous beakdown!




 
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Talkdown Britney Spears Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 10 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.




 
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Talkdown Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!




 
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Talkdown Hayden Panettiere

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2007

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!




 
 
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Talkdown Gay Dumbledore

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2007

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.




 
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Talkdown Interview With Radiohead

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*




 
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Talkdown Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!




 
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Talkdown Paris Speaks

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2007

This week a new face is added to the LG news crew. Lou Berk, our crotchety newsman, speaks with Paris Hilton live from her Five Star Jail Cell.




 
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Talkdown Optimus Prime

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2007

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.




 
 
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Talkdown Vishnu Eats Babies

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2007

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.




 
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The Mystery of Britneys Breasts

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 14 2001

Does Britney Spears have implants? We report, you decide.




 
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Britneys Weave

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 30 2006

Girl, fix yo' hair! Yo' weave be showin', skank!




 
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Britneys Thong

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 16 2007

Britney gets her thong adjusted by one of her "people." Is that a salaried position?




 
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Britneys Rampage

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2007

Britney attacked a paparazzi-mobile and hit a photographer in the back – with an umbrella!




 
 
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Britneys Boob

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 28 2006

Alright, enough already -- we've seen your boobs!!




 
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Talkdown Oscar De La Hoya

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.




 
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Britneys New Weave

By: LG Staff
Date: May 18 2007

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.




 
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Britneys Weird Boob

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 1 2006

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!




 
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Britneys Wild Ride

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 4 2008

2008 has officially started. Britney has been taken by police escort to the pshyciatric ward.




 
 
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Britneys Deflated Boob

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 19 2007

Britney's boobs appear deflated and gross – probably from all that breast-feeding!




 
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Britneys Brisk Jog

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 23 2007

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.




 
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Britneys in REHAB

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 20 2007

Britney checked into Promises rehabilitation clinic, and the paparazzi already found her! She looks like Telly Savalas!




 
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Britneys Crazy Laugh

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2007

This is no laughing matter, Brit-Brit! You done lost yo' damn marbles, girl!




 
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Britneys Real VMA Choreography

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 12 2007

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!