Ugh… I think I just choked up my "iron eggs!"
Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.
Mark Littell realizes his mediocre baseball career will not be remembered, so the nutty buddy is his last chance for sports immortality.
Get your KSW up to speed so you can spot all the SPs trying to keep LRH down and your Thetan count up.
When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.
Alexyss K. Tylor has a Public Access TV show in Atlanta, in which she talks about vagina power. Please watch, it's magical!!
Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.
Everyone’s favorite Jedi Muppet is on the scene to bring you some boobies that are strong with the force.
Trying to smuggle nuts to Al-Qaeda? Don’t even think about it, or end up like this guy here! And now you know and knowing is half the battle!
Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!
Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8
High-density corrigated cardboard is both flexible, and incredibly strong! This guy demonstrates it, and a couple chicks sit on it like a sofa.
Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.
There's some strong evidence that Stewie may be gay. He may also a virgin until Fran, but these clips suggest Fran might not be his type.