This is happening.
Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.
There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.
According to Allah, if you like the World Cup you're going to hell. Or you're going to be judged. Whatevs.
Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!
If you spent too much time listening to Michael Jackson, snorting cocaine, and watching TV during the 80s, then this game is for you.
On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.
"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.
Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.
Britney is just looking freaky these days… here she is checking out the scene of photographers outside.