They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

This super-hip wedding party performed the entire dance to "Thriller" for their guests. The only disappointing part is the lack of zombie make-up.

Like zoinks Scoob! All our favorite celebrities have been turned into z-z-z-zombies! We gotta figure out who they are!

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

Posh Spice has had enough of the American media. She is poised and ready to take over the country and install a government of blue eyed, blond haired zombie wives. Heil Posh!

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.

George Clooney looks like a zombie. This is probably the face he made when asked to do Ocean's 14.

Jenna Jameson no longer creates boners, she is however very boney. She looks like a friggin zombie, so not hot.

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

Watch a zombie wrestle a shark in an underwater cage[less]-match! Gorey!

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.