Parents beware: this is how the Pigapocalypse started.

Throughout life awkward things are bound to happen to you. These are some of the awkward things that will happen if you have absolutely zero luck.

What goes down must come up?

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the cover girl for some lingerie company. Check out the picture and submit your best "her nose looks like Ms. Piggy" joke. We couldn't decide.

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

Katherine McPhee on the set of some movie lost a battle with the wind. Mother Nature wanted to see up her skirt.

G ahead and take your shirt off, Jess... we aren't looking.

Beeping out cirse words not enough for ya? How about getting rid of any hints of violence? Okay then.

Note to self: when catching a ride on back of boyfriend's crotch rocket, don't wear a mini-skirt, and don't EVER wear a g-string!

Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!