"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"

Welcome human visitor to the REALM OF THE BOOB GOBLINS! You have been chosen as our new king, now let us pleasure you with our boob jokes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the cover girl for some lingerie company. Check out the picture and submit your best "her nose looks like Ms. Piggy" joke. We couldn't decide.

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.

Lauryn Hill has apparently become crazier by the day. What better way to celebrate freedom from the doldrums of society than hiring Lauryn the Clown for your special event!

Yo, dis tricked-out whip is gonna reap in da booty like they're AOL discs in yo' mailbox, son!

The full intro song to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air apparently only aired in the first few episodes. See exactly how he went from his momma telling him "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" to whistling for a cab in Hollywood.

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

What's more Zen than a momma panda being surprised by the mighty sneeze of a teeny baby panda?

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

Spider-Man gets soul in this hilarious mash-up of Spider-Man 3 and black comedies, yo!

This is no laughing matter, Brit-Brit! You done lost yo' damn marbles, girl!

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

Girl, fix yo' hair! Yo' weave be showin', skank!

Check out our video interview with The Oohlas where we discuss the local music scene (or lack thereof) in Los Angeles and tell each other jokes that aren’t all that funny.

MC BlakkBeard brings new meaning to the phrase "Yo Ho Ho!"