Here is the third – and final – part of our Escape From Scientology video game series, and it’s the most exciting one yet with tons of surprises. Prepare for a final battle between L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, and then save the other mystery hostages.
Let Tom Cruise tell you all about Scientology, Xenu and how you can give yourself a free auditing test!
Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.
John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.
This creepy 80's Scientology commercial features waaaay too many diverse cultures coming together for the sake of.... Scientology?? *shudder*
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