Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

This video is best viewed between the hours of 1AM to 5AM, when you're kinda drunk.

Bear witness to the most amazingly awful acting jobs in the history of awful acting jobs.

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Dress the snowman up with whatever clothes are available and then watch him dance!

Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

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Here’s a slide show of kids exploring their imaginations by dressing in costumes, which is sure to brighten your day.

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.