First rule of live broadcasting, say what you're thinking unless what you're thinking is racist.

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

He's a Scottish cabbie who moonlights as Rambo's sidekick.

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

This is the most exciting cymbal performance you will ever see, that's not saying much but this guy is awesome.

Like you'd ever watch if she wasn't pretty.

In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.

This is the closest most of you will ever come to sex, enjoy it.

Find out who said the most stupidest things you’ve ever heard in this celebrity quote game!

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

In theaters 12-7-07. The greatest trick that he ever pulled was making you believe that he is you.

For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com